Post Aujfq4fXXMOm2CUlqS by bynkii@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #Aujfq4fXXMOm2CUlqS by bynkii@mastodon.social
       2024-01-19T22:35:14Z
       
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       @shortridge the “we don’t exist to make your life easier” is a direct quote. The problem is, they said that to a petty bitch spite engine with advanced degrees in malicious compliance.I will absolutely do extra work to fuck up their day in ways they can do nothing about.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aujfq6HrWMeB3LQtDU by bynkii@mastodon.social
       2024-01-19T22:39:39Z
       
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       @shortridge and literally all we want is a heads-up. We had a critical testing/design tool stop working. The cause? A new antimalware package on both servers and clients. No warning.We constantly get OMG OVERDUE emails about vuln patching, but fhe “standard way” was security -> central IT -> us. Every time we begged them to just send us the vuln reports, they ignored us. So I finally found the procedure to get our own reports.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aujfq7XqqP1yxDvAmG by bynkii@mastodon.social
       2024-01-19T22:43:25Z
       
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       @shortridge We get the next OMG emails and this time I was “yeah, we know, already working with the vendor on the right procedure, think you could yank the fw block preventing us from downloading the update? Here’s the ticket I put in on it”They were *quiet* about that. Like dude, LET ME HELP YOU! No one gains from unpatched vulns, but you literally cause us to miss the deadlines by being control freaks.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aujfq8MXnva3URdenA by bynkii@mastodon.social
       2024-01-19T22:43:50Z
       
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       @shortridge Infosec complains about shadow IT whilst being the biggest cause of it. They’re like arsonists who moonlight as firefighters.