Post AufOHp8WIxaeA7IEfw by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #AufKB5MFCE38d0FBJI by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
2025-05-31T21:23:54Z
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”I can self medicate because I did the research and know what’s safe”
(DIR) Post #AufKB6YgjRb8Lt4dLU by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
2025-05-31T21:28:11Z
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PEOPLE CRITICIZING ME ARE FUTUREPHOBIC!!
(DIR) Post #AufNLPupuu6r962g7s by wulfric@beige.party
2025-05-31T21:56:49Z
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@Kierkegaanks I'd like to know who gave him the blackeye.
(DIR) Post #AufNLR9lItduzg271s by wulfric@beige.party
2025-05-31T22:00:31Z
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@Kierkegaanks Apparently, he claims it was his 5-year-old son. I guess even little Musk likes to punch Nazis.
(DIR) Post #AufOHp8WIxaeA7IEfw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-31T22:15:39Z
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@Kierkegaanks Um. Excuse you. He SAID he *asked* his son to punch him in the face and it got a little out of hand. He preforms masculinity so well: although I think the trope from TV shows is that one *boy* (child) boasts he has "hard abs" and asks the younger child to punch him in the stomach. (Sometimes it is a hapless uncle who makes the boast, I suppose.) Then ha ha ha the child had more strength than suspected! So amusing. Easy to mix it up.We will not discuss what really happened.
(DIR) Post #AufOPQOQBVAZjpM5Ls by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-31T22:17:02Z
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@Kierkegaanks You know. I think I will tune back out from the day to day antics of these men. I thought I should check in and see if there was anything I was missing... and this one little story is so annoying and obviously false. It's very tiresome. (Though were it true would it be better?)
(DIR) Post #AufOzdP5HwdiVzvoZM by Fat_Farang@mastodon.social
2025-05-31T22:23:30Z
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@futurebird @Kierkegaanks Our next project should be to get Nazis to walk around volunteering to be punched in the face.
(DIR) Post #AufP3YeOtyHGvrxygC by otte_homan@theblower.au
2025-05-31T22:24:11Z
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@futurebird @Kierkegaanks I can't wait for one of his childbearing former sex partners to pop up and state "it me, none of this blame the kiddo lies" ...
(DIR) Post #AufPeyyTzcqRHzCm4u by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
2025-05-31T22:31:00Z
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@futurebird i’d like to describe my take on all this business as repulsion
(DIR) Post #AufPopKugNEqICOIjI by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
2025-05-31T22:32:48Z
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@futurebird maybe he smacked himself while losing control of himself… or got in a hissyfight with miller
(DIR) Post #AufUQhpDSOlhokslfc by jhavok@mstdn.party
2025-05-31T23:24:27Z
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@futurebird @Kierkegaanks I'm sure Musk has a few children who would be happy to black his eye.
(DIR) Post #AugZ9DXhUHB7u786Uq by Phosphenes@mastodon.social
2025-06-01T11:52:00Z
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@futurebird @Kierkegaanks Occam's razor says he was so fucked up he ran into something. Maybe the floor.