Post Aueh8RdlzrA4eiC1J2 by matty@nicecrew.digital
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(DIR) Post #AuefsK9VyAKcqPmyGW by lain@lain.com
2025-05-31T13:58:05.585393Z
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> configure mcp> accidentally make an invalid json by missing a comma> claude deletes its own configuration on startupamazing
(DIR) Post #Aueh47L3XKwsX3NHvM by thendrix@social.hendrixgames.com
2025-05-31T14:11:24.740172Z
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Life isn't worth living at that point.
(DIR) Post #Aueh8RdlzrA4eiC1J2 by matty@nicecrew.digital
2025-05-31T14:12:12.716104Z
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This will replace developers in 1-5 years btw.
(DIR) Post #AuehFcc3bHCSiFoQue by lain@lain.com
2025-05-31T14:13:29.916277Z
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@matty it's still not as efficient as a real developer at fucking up, for now everyone's safe
(DIR) Post #AuehYvblCVCP7xsb8S by matty@nicecrew.digital
2025-05-31T14:16:59.882097Z
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I just can't help but laugh. When they do replace at least junior developers with AI and the entire codebase gets nuked because the AI hallucinated some random shit, it'll be funny. I've found that AI is only good for explaining some things or fixing small issues. But that may also be because I use newer versions of tools and the knowledge cutoff does not include them.
(DIR) Post #AuehqbfY4VSAV656Ce by Alex_Fog@nicecrew.digital
2025-05-31T14:20:12.715277Z
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ive thought about this. have you read into the whole 'vegetative electron microscopy' bit as well? ai is funny.
(DIR) Post #Auehs6WYq4WUU9ajbc by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2025-05-31T14:20:27.977352Z
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AI gets shit wrong 90% of the time, but it's close enough for me to figure out what's wrong with the answer, so I can deduce the vcorrect answer. Further, AI relies on pre-existing data produced by actual humans. When everyone starts to rely on AI and stops producing content, what the fuck is AI going to use as is base?
(DIR) Post #AuehsePIrYv5ZUSQ0u by matty@nicecrew.digital
2025-05-31T14:20:34.448908Z
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No, what's that?
(DIR) Post #AuehzB7EAO6Yki7CZE by matty@nicecrew.digital
2025-05-31T14:21:45.344760Z
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I think we should make a fuck ton of public git repositories that contain nothing but absolute garbage spaghetti code for the AI scrapers. +NIGGER license on everything
(DIR) Post #AueiNEbwp1bWXkxHxA by Alex_Fog@nicecrew.digital
2025-05-31T14:26:06.559690Z
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something along the lines of when ai was younger and all of these scientific articles and other pieces were being published, there was some term that was translated in error, 'vegetative electron microscopy' which is a garbage term meaning nothing. over the course of these papers dropping, the term continued appearing. It was a hallucination, and some scientists/researched/wtf ever have even taken to giving it a meaning and definition even though it's all bogus. some people use the example to prove these papers were written entirely with ai, and that a large portion of scientific research is ai trash.
(DIR) Post #AueirrWchkhJvA4Lnk by 6gorillanbarsofjewsoap@nicecrew.digital
2025-05-31T14:26:38.701067Z
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This is never discussed for some reason.
(DIR) Post #Auej69ZmO9fTxWMNjE by HAPPYPOTAMUS@nicecrew.digital
2025-05-31T14:33:49.485134Z
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"Malformed JSON? Time to KMS"
(DIR) Post #Auej6APBJ2miWwPQqe by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2025-05-31T14:34:12.670443Z
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@matty @lain eventually they’re all going to realize what Amazon realized: jeets are cheaper than GPUs and just as competent
(DIR) Post #AuejENyYjcWSw3sN9s by Alex_Fog@nicecrew.digital
2025-05-31T14:35:42.958293Z
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https://ithy.com/article/vegetative-electron-microscopy-twewznp1
(DIR) Post #AufjhUL4LmlEE5F3vE by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2025-06-01T02:15:41.138218Z
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I got Grok to write a mostly functioning bar trivia program, web-based, using JS, MongoDB and Express, but I had to micromanage it to death and fix some bugs myself. But we're talking about a teeny little program of just a couple scripts and four html pages. Not exactly real programming.
(DIR) Post #AufjmBzXzZ2wltPzuq by matty@nicecrew.digital
2025-06-01T02:16:31.735514Z
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It's going to completely break on you and you won't know how to fix it. I strongly recommend against vibe coding.
(DIR) Post #AufjpVI4hCfrUifBku by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2025-06-01T02:17:08.041911Z
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Well, it was an experiment, so.... You can have the files if you want to amuse yourself with some peak cringe.
(DIR) Post #AufjtTJfyg7kWvIwPA by brigrammer@poa.st
2025-06-01T02:17:49.187079Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @matty @lain AI can get you to quick and dirty kinda working commonly made things quickly. It falls apart the further away from that you get.For some problems, that is all you need and for others it is miles from the mark.
(DIR) Post #AufjvdrJkeedo44hRg by matty@nicecrew.digital
2025-06-01T02:18:12.911543Z
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Are you asking me to rewrite it nigga
(DIR) Post #AufjvhHJ2UE2PXFzs0 by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2025-06-01T02:18:14.724355Z
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Also, Grok shit out after the 33rd query. Just stopped responding to new requests. Like I said - an experiment.
(DIR) Post #AufjycYb34bSdZjrRw by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2025-06-01T02:18:46.923975Z
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LOL no. Was just offering to show you what was vomit forth on Ye Olde Fiber Groptics.
(DIR) Post #AufkKu6MUzB7QD9pJI by matty@nicecrew.digital
2025-06-01T02:22:48.099710Z
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Trust me nigga I know the code AI writes (I fix it myself because it's ass)
(DIR) Post #AufkWLjC7oW4HxmLlw by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2025-06-01T02:24:50.714870Z
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my code, you little script kiddie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Computer Science at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous open-source projects on GitHub, and I have over 300 confirmed pull requests. I am trained in full-stack development and I’m the top contributor in the entire open-source community. You are nothing to me but just another bug report. I will debug your code with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this IDE, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting that shitty comment on my repo? Think again, noob. As we speak I am deploying my CI/CD pipeline across multiple cloud platforms and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the merge conflict, maggot. The merge conflict that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your codebase. You’re fucking done, kid. I can code anywhere, anytime, and I can refactor your code in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare regex. Not only am I extensively trained in microservices architecture, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Stack Overflow and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bug off the face of the production server, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit optimized algorithms all over your code and you will drown in technical debt. You’re fucking done, kiddo.
(DIR) Post #AufkY5UjS17SWNqKDw by Aabye@nicecrew.digital
2025-06-01T02:22:37.277097Z
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I recently had to test a few AI code editors at work (e.g., Cursor). All of them biased toward over-engineered solutions. You're right - just like a jeet, they require an insane amount of micromanaging.
(DIR) Post #Aufr9f0GzbQR5atZJo by grey@poa.st
2025-06-01T03:39:12.562401Z
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@Alex_Fog @lain @matty >read article about ai fucking up>site blocks me to talk to it's aiit's like pottery