Post AtwBCthzETUedsML3Y by futurebird@sauropods.win
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 (DIR) Post #Atw6byaPjaCbEtxMEi by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-05-10T01:55:36Z
       
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       Writing the "venture capitalist gets eaten by ants" part of the story today so I'm having a pretty good time. He sort of brings it all on himself, poor guy. And for the record, the ants don't kill him. Natural language programming is to blame. The ants are just recycling and being responsible.
       
 (DIR) Post #AtwBCthzETUedsML3Y by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-05-10T02:47:06Z
       
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       Death by vibe coding.
       
 (DIR) Post #AtwBgEfOODEi2a8S3M by tuban_muzuru@ohai.social
       2025-05-10T02:52:21Z
       
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       @futurebird "...yeah, techbro died of vibe coding.  Took two undertaker's assistants and a crowbar to get the grin off his face."
       
 (DIR) Post #AtwBy3GRWQqntBxd4q by bajax@baj.ax
       2025-05-10T02:54:59.659975Z
       
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       @futurebird Yeah I greatly enjoy imagining inflicting extreme and ironic torments on my enemies in my free time too.
       
 (DIR) Post #AtwFUuLvyWhnfZt6zA by john@sauropods.win
       2025-05-10T03:35:08Z
       
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       @futurebird Your toot is one of the twenty or so I see as I load and reload my vibe-coded Mastodon client. Poetic. Especially when it hangs.
       
 (DIR) Post #AtwMMC5fMD63kr4RQO by ELS@sfba.social
       2025-05-10T04:51:58Z
       
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       @futurebird This sounds like a Carl Hiaasen novel.
       
 (DIR) Post #AtwXyjAZutwOqdwekS by T_X@chaos.social
       2025-05-10T07:02:12Z
       
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       @futurebird that also sounds as if you were working on some scifi(-horror) sequel with @grumpygamer :D.https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@grumpygamer/114264837620299725
       
 (DIR) Post #AtwpDXb2vTD6WFyU1w by llewelly@sauropods.win
       2025-05-10T10:15:23Z
       
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       @futurebird if only he had heeded the warnings of the ancient legend of Ozymandias, King of Sand Kings.