Post AtnnmUvatJDo2zUH4a by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #AtnnmUvatJDo2zUH4a by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-06T01:46:55Z
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If you must be a thief. Be a cheese thief. It just makes you more sympathetic if you get caught. And cheese? Like gold it's highly portable and dense in value. #crimeTips
(DIR) Post #AtnnsZaiSxWoFPcQN6 by ShiitakeToast@beige.party
2025-05-06T01:47:57Z
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@futurebird pound for pound the value of a rolls Royce.
(DIR) Post #AtnnyPSl2IFwZYgBE0 by lauerhahn@sfba.social
2025-05-06T01:48:59Z
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@futurebird I have found my calling.Except...I would eat all the cheese.
(DIR) Post #Atno9ZLwbZyqQooVg8 by risottobias@toot.risottobias.org
2025-05-06T01:50:36Z
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@futurebird and remember: get a Gouda lawyer!#CrimeTips
(DIR) Post #Atnohc2n6dykcj5WPA by rk@mastodon.well.com
2025-05-06T01:57:10Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #AtnolyBeilV0SPJPhw by anselmschueler@ieji.de
2025-05-06T01:57:59Z
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@futurebird cheese thief, aka chief
(DIR) Post #Atnon1DgvkkW9XlSPA by nora@blob.love
2025-05-06T01:56:10Z
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@futurebird kinda bummed the hashtag didn't give me more #crimeTips
(DIR) Post #AtnonmgiRetPNAhnfc by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-06T01:58:10Z
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@nora same tbh
(DIR) Post #Atnpi8LF7ln2kNWzI0 by michael_w_busch@mastodon.online
2025-05-06T02:08:28Z
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@futurebird I am reminded again of the Great Maple Syrup Heist.
(DIR) Post #AtnqWOT7RFYxF9BHAu by sgillies@mastodon.social
2025-05-06T02:17:31Z
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@futurebird Cantal of us be cheese thieves, tho.
(DIR) Post #Atns5HB4ddNmihwBWq by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-06T02:35:07Z
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@rk Who could hate someone who stole cheese... FOR LOVE!
(DIR) Post #AtnxKxefUSmwZl4w0e by AlgoCompSynth@mastodon.social
2025-05-06T03:33:57Z
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@futurebird Cougar Gold cheese is worth stealing.
(DIR) Post #Ato4MGpqMb7S1ysRwO by davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social
2025-05-06T04:52:37Z
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@futurebird And you can eat the evidence.
(DIR) Post #Ato51ob1kHsibzkzU8 by cwicseolfor@urbanists.social
2025-05-06T05:00:05Z
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@futurebird I misremembered that Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels were being microchipped as a theft deterrent (it’s actually to avoid counterfeiting) but now I’m thinking about the biceps you’d have to have to lift those wheels as a thief, and there’s absolutely Hollywood potential there.
(DIR) Post #Ato8kcI0eFQ9KwurZI by grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
2025-05-06T05:41:50Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #Atp4vxKGZQ756h5DgO by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
2025-05-06T16:33:50Z
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@futurebird Also easy to dispose of the evidence when necessary