Post AthejK2wpIkYtWZvEm by brazmogu@mastodon.gamedev.place
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(DIR) Post #Ath2zjoekC4mxcKAtc by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-02T19:34:24Z
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Once I defeat David, who is a protein bar apparently, I will rule the GNC.
(DIR) Post #Ath3AwwqGAa4sGV1e4 by waitworry@sakurajima.moe
2025-05-02T19:36:22Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #Ath3RRAJgEc7E0fDXM by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-05-02T19:39:25Z
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@futurebird according to the sign, he's already on his final form. You're almost there, but this is the part where the game designers cheated the hardest.
(DIR) Post #Ath3TFTg6ceLYUaGGW by Vo@noauthority.social
2025-05-02T19:39:43Z
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@futurebird David (Icke) bar, the final protein solution
(DIR) Post #Ath4pbmHyV6x2jVyNc by xorn@mastodon.social
2025-05-02T19:54:56Z
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@futurebird Since it's a boss battle you defeat the protein bar by devouring it and then its health bar refills and you have to defeat the final form
(DIR) Post #Ath5d7h8677mDkiCYq by fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-05-02T20:03:53Z
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@futurebird is this like terry pratchett’s observation about which mushrooms are edible?
(DIR) Post #Ath7RJkVeYxg2Zn7Z2 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-02T20:24:13Z
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@fanf i hope not
(DIR) Post #Ath9HWuy2NjVtY8xSC by atax1a@infosec.exchange
2025-05-02T20:44:50Z
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@futurebird the font they're using screams 1997-Apple and that's fucking with us
(DIR) Post #AthH3x6stvxQwJix6G by adamantichrist@mastodon.social
2025-05-02T22:12:00Z
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@futurebird meanwhile wtf is the gnc
(DIR) Post #AthHL6DiHc2I7K5upE by trzyglow@mastodon.social
2025-05-02T22:15:05Z
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@futurebird can't believe there won't be any more protein bars...
(DIR) Post #AthJ2wmgpJ2VY2vVNQ by chartier@toot.cafe
2025-05-02T22:34:13Z
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@futurebird @mcc So is ‘protein bar’ like an insult or a compliment or…
(DIR) Post #AthKsV82zhAUmx3y40 by Snowshadow@mastodon.social
2025-05-02T22:40:15Z
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@chartier I went looking for an answer, it is a protein bar but look at the ad. To think people will believe they will look like this after eating one. lol https://davidprotein.com/@futurebird@sauropods.win @mcc
(DIR) Post #AthKsW5bQGo5levWtM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-02T22:54:45Z
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@Snowshadow @chartier @mcc Protein bars are food for people who want to send their body the message there is nothing good to eat in the world. "You see? It's not worth it? Everything is terrible. This is what 'birthday cake' is now."IDK seems kinda harsh. Just have some cake bro.
(DIR) Post #AthKwKBRd7hu07TWlM by phooky@hexa.club
2025-05-02T22:17:44Z
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@futurebird that is grim. Is it poisoned?
(DIR) Post #AthKwKtOzgrwCS2dHM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-02T22:55:24Z
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@phooky Seems like it.
(DIR) Post #AthL60MACYn5P76Yls by chrisnelsonsdog@mstdn.social
2025-05-02T22:57:11Z
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@futurebird @Snowshadow @chartier @mcc it tastes good. You can almost survive on it. It's mostly affordable,and you can get the same one anywhere. It's healthy McDonald's.
(DIR) Post #AthLHNVQTO6ANzrPaS by jodmentum@apobangpo.space
2025-05-02T22:59:11Z
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@futurebird Soylent Green + Cloud Atlas waitress = ....... David? 🙁
(DIR) Post #AthLIah2vaxPZksFc0 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-02T22:59:29Z
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@Nazani @Snowshadow @chartier @mcc Well it's really sad that now that "David" has shown up there wont be any more I suppose.
(DIR) Post #AthLakY71SrPM7M10y by Snowshadow@mastodon.social
2025-05-02T23:02:46Z
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@futurebird Protein bars are over-priced, over-processed junk, often as bad as a candy bar, disguised in a pretty wrapper and promoted by millions of dollars...one of the biggest world scams, imo. @chartier @mcc
(DIR) Post #AthPMrwR8nsQ2rMtcG by chartier@toot.cafe
2025-05-02T23:45:01Z
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@futurebird @Nazani @Snowshadow @mcc I have not conceded defeat, ergo the bars must flow
(DIR) Post #AthQDR9DUTXYIFPcUy by chrispackham@mastodon.social
2025-05-02T23:54:33Z
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@futurebird I saw those in the checkout line. I read the label trying to figure out if the name was biblical. I think it’s the name of the founder? Anyway, I don’t like being so informal with protein
(DIR) Post #AthQGPenUO8CXTbRGi by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-02T23:55:07Z
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@chrispackham I think it's about the statue of David.
(DIR) Post #AthejK2wpIkYtWZvEm by brazmogu@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-05-03T02:37:11Z
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@futurebird from the creators of Soylent Green
(DIR) Post #AthySqv3LrWd0XJGIi by dave_cochran@infosec.exchange
2025-05-03T06:18:19Z
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@futurebird negative, i am a meat popsicle
(DIR) Post #AtiGZFdo9DISarRbIO by cpm@spore.social
2025-05-03T09:41:09Z
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@futurebirdoh!that's beautiful@Snowshadow @chartier @mcc
(DIR) Post #AtiVht1j5vscNLCvZI by kludgekml@sunbeam.city
2025-05-03T12:30:46Z
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@futurebird @Snowshadow @chartier @mcc I'm always confused by how bad they are. Like, almost every food contains protein, right? And most food tastes good. So making a protein bar that tastes nice seems like a no brainer.
(DIR) Post #AtiVniHTxbz0mkM6kK by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-05-03T12:31:53Z
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@kludgekml @Snowshadow @chartier @mcc I assumed that was by design. It's food you eat because one must eat to live. There is no joy in the protein bar.
(DIR) Post #AtiVyZ5MUPAlS2rQn2 by Snowshadow@mastodon.social
2025-05-03T12:33:48Z
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@futurebird It's like your mom standing over you with brussel sprouts topped with a dollup of whipped cream saying eat your veggies, they taste great. @kludgekml @chartier @mcc
(DIR) Post #Atilcp3u0VeDtgpgGG by EricFielding@mastodon.social
2025-05-03T15:29:09Z
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@futurebird Is that a (TM) on the "David"? How can you trademark a name like "David"?
(DIR) Post #AtitZN4UPzGLqnyLui by lxo@snac.lx.oliva.nom.br
2025-05-03T16:56:56Z
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protein bar as in a pub that serves protein drinks? 🙂