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(DIR) Post #AtPhYkL70upe3OFjPM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-04-24T10:44:08Z
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"monad" sounds like an insult and works pretty well as one. "Jeff? Ugh. Total monad. Good luck working with him.""I don't like to go there in the afternoon, place is full of monads, every machine is tied up and no one knows what they're doing."
(DIR) Post #AtPjGVtCCV9Nvtd2NE by qgi@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-04-24T11:03:12Z
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@futurebird I feel like "endofunctor" would be even stronger. That guy? Total endofunctor.
(DIR) Post #AtPjQcYeGIGbVjpytc by jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.pt
2025-04-24T11:05:01Z
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@futurebird are you ready to be swamped by notifications from "electronic alternative means of payment systems" bots? (I hope it doesn't happen, anti-spam has been good lately)
(DIR) Post #AtPjaJ0NoSxflVQbQW by level98@mastodon.social
2025-04-24T11:06:46Z
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@futurebird Isn't a monad someone with a single gonad?Yes. I know... but given "gonad" has historically been used in the UK as an insult, that definition would fit with your desire to use monad as an insult.
(DIR) Post #AtPkhx5JISaC3CwVay by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-04-24T11:19:22Z
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@futurebird imagine saying "you are the additional structure on the worst monad of endofunctor space! "
(DIR) Post #AtPmTKAPOYoRCgTpTs by nobody@mastodon.acm.org
2025-04-24T11:39:13Z
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@futurebird Complete monad, doesn't even think what he does until he's doing it
(DIR) Post #AtPmYdGToi9fsmqp7Y by gpilz@mastodon.social
2025-04-24T11:40:05Z
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@futurebird Somewhere the soul of Herr Doktor Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz is quietly weeping.
(DIR) Post #AtPoiQg9fKR7eVexH6 by aziz@functional.cafe
2025-04-24T12:04:16Z
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@nobody @futurebird that is not the case of all monads, some embrace mindfulness and validé input as much as possible beforehand. More code plz!
(DIR) Post #AtPpFaCpGWcCkvkZ0K by benroyce@mastodon.social
2025-04-24T12:10:13Z
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@futurebird I feel bad for the element BoronIt sounds like a portmanteau of "boring" and "moron"What did that element ever do to anyone to get such a damning epithet for its name
(DIR) Post #AtPs4ZTbw7KNAg2esy by profdc9@mastodon.social
2025-04-24T12:41:53Z
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@futurebird Did you know when monad is spelled backwards it's "damon"? Coincidence? I think not.
(DIR) Post #AtPs9af2xaGYICmgO8 by eris
2025-04-24T12:42:55.792746Z
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@profdc9 @futurebird damon is not a word
(DIR) Post #AtPwcv90HabQ2D2OCu by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-04-24T13:32:54Z
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@futurebird I dunno. I'm pretty sure "Monado" in Xenoblade is just a corruption of the word "monad."
(DIR) Post #AtPwzUJKDP7VTLct1c by codyroux@mathstodon.xyz
2025-04-24T13:36:59Z
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@futurebird just a real thunk. Absolute catamorphism
(DIR) Post #AtQ3GEL7RpXeaRpe1A by michael_w_busch@mastodon.online
2025-04-24T14:47:15Z
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@futurebird I am not sure if you are using "monad" as in biology, as in programming, as in mathematics, or as in philosophy.But maybe that just gives more varieties of insult.
(DIR) Post #AtQRiVeP4qTDHgryIS by karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-04-24T19:21:17Z
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@futurebird I like to yell "You supernatant mother liquor!!!"Most people take it as a major insult, although it is merely a perfectly valid term from chemistry.
(DIR) Post #AtQoWAHWzxUKTrFnbE by BenjaminGorman@mastodon.online
2025-04-24T23:36:46Z
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@futurebird "The boss is a tool, but the way his little monads swirl around him and try to curry favor is even worse!"