Post AtK8D4RB8q9dpTDfKy by nszombie@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AtK7RoQUquecYsMkUK by Nonilex@masto.ai
2025-04-21T18:05:59Z
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A handbag belonging to the homeland #security secy #KristiNoem containing her passport, dept security badge & $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday night at a restaurant in Washington. [zero irony]Noem confirmed the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday morning.DHS did not give specifics, but said it could confirm the details of a CNN article, which said that Noem’s bag also contained her driver’s license, medication, apartment keys & blank checks.#law https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/us/politics/kristi-noem-purse-stolen.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=p&pvid=806BF274-C45C-4E92-8361-AE058A24A9B6
(DIR) Post #AtK7lWnS6p6jfwVKvQ by notthatkindofdoctor@mastodon.social
2025-04-21T18:09:30Z
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@Nonilex So you're telling me if I report her to ICE she doesn't have proof of citizenship on hand? Good to know. I like to think that whoever holds that purse is now Homeland Security Secretary. Honestly a random thief is probably a better person for the job than her.
(DIR) Post #AtK7lcKFYJJUp6t6Ey by Nonilex@masto.ai
2025-04-21T18:09:33Z
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As #HomelandSecurity secretary, #KristiNoem runs a department that is in charge of the nation’s #security. Its responsibilities include border control & immigration, terrorism protection & cybersecurity.#law #NationalSecurity
(DIR) Post #AtK7mWFvbZ8AHvIRHM by GGMcBG@mstdn.plus
2025-04-21T18:09:43Z
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@Nonilex No passport?! Has she emailed herself yet to self-deport? I'm thinking it was a setup for Noem - if that even is her real name - to slip $3000 to her MS13 partners for doing lib crimes and lefty communism.
(DIR) Post #AtK8D4RB8q9dpTDfKy by nszombie@mastodon.social
2025-04-21T18:14:27Z
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@Nonilex couldn’t happen to a nicer person
(DIR) Post #AtK8DIhe6Pe44b20wq by noplasticshower@infosec.exchange
2025-04-21T18:14:31Z
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@Nonilex these people are so pathetic
(DIR) Post #AtK9MoiKYUnXujSAbo by binaryequation@freeradical.zone
2025-04-21T18:27:26Z
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@Nonilex To be fair, DHS doesn't stand for the Department of Handbag Security.
(DIR) Post #AtK9R5K2kRpSa9812m by rjohnsonmn@mastodon.social
2025-04-21T18:28:15Z
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@Nonilex They really could have just said that her purse was stolen, but instead they tell the world how absolutely stupid Noem is. Blank checks?! Who is she paying off?
(DIR) Post #AtK9Xvvy3I69UY8I1Q by cellularmoose@social.spejset.org
2025-04-21T18:29:24Z
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@NonilexWhat the hell was she doing with 3000 dollars in cash?
(DIR) Post #AtKBZ6wKokqHp8zfai by blabberlicious@toot.community
2025-04-21T18:52:04Z
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@Nonilex If they stole her make up, they couldn’t have got far…
(DIR) Post #AtKS0u9FZKYBWgJGKW by knutson_brain@sfba.social
2025-04-21T21:56:21Z
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@Nonilex Who will start bidding on the medication?