Post AtDNeGbY9OW2admFFo by n3wjack@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AtDN4KueehxXWha2i0 by stux@mstdn.social
2025-04-18T11:57:59Z
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Omfg look what crossed my path just now when I was on my bike..Seriously fuck US #cars
(DIR) Post #AtDNB2PVqSEEAaD2vI by _maleficentgirl@troet.cafe
2025-04-18T11:59:06Z
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@stux warrants a sticker: "so sorry about your small penis"
(DIR) Post #AtDNEGza5RusGMcfuS by penpencilbrush@mstdn.social
2025-04-18T11:59:47Z
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@stux His p*nis must be very, very tiny.
(DIR) Post #AtDNMwriHtIERl4zL6 by stux@mstdn.social
2025-04-18T12:01:18Z
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Oh I know!These cars don’t have a lock with a key but a microscopic hole that only fits a super small micro penis!Only way to get in such a car
(DIR) Post #AtDNeGbY9OW2admFFo by n3wjack@mastodon.social
2025-04-18T12:04:24Z
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@stux Haha, yes, the Ram is ridiculous. I've seen these in Ghent as well. WTF.
(DIR) Post #AtDNjqUQ9sOtKj6RBA by icg937@mstdn.social
2025-04-18T12:05:30Z
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@stux 1 #Usonian car = 5 #European cars (in size, consumption, CO2...)
(DIR) Post #AtDNnyGRC9KGbUWsvQ by admin@mastodon.ai8w.ddns.net
2025-04-18T12:06:09Z
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@stux I'm going to stop you there. That's not a U.S car. That's a PEV - a Penis Extension Vehicle. Those are driven by people who want others to think they work for a living, but who can't give up their creature comforts. It's a "Wannabe Wagon." An overly large expense that keeps on taking.
(DIR) Post #AtDNuOUMbawxfw6ct6 by ghard@mastodon.social
2025-04-18T12:07:23Z
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@stux an emotional support vehicle.
(DIR) Post #AtDNwGhUX6NO6F8kSG by HarriettMB@beige.party
2025-04-18T12:07:43Z
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@stux I hope the tyres have somehow magically deflated…….
(DIR) Post #AtDQGwi0FybQ5OMobI by Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party
2025-04-18T12:33:50Z
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@stux It's pretty big, I guess. 🙂 I can't imagine the hassle of maneuvering a full-size pickup in Europe. They're roughly the same footprint as a Transit or Sprinter, and few drive those for fun.
(DIR) Post #AtDQal0ZT76xaaUz20 by ranx@mastodon.social
2025-04-18T12:37:28Z
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@stux so, this thing must be parked diagonally and accupies two parking slots just trying to fit in BUT STILL has its back hanging out on the street. Where's a cop when you need one? That truck owner deserves a ticket.
(DIR) Post #AtDRLOx1IKe8n34z0S by Isthmus@infosec.exchange
2025-04-18T12:45:53Z
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@stux They're not even good looking. I kinda understand importing one of those Jeep Wranglers with no doors as they look cool, but pretty much all other American cars are so incredibly ugly. I don't get the appeal at all.
(DIR) Post #AtDRhBzCB87wx1UISm by mister_shade02X2@mastodon.social
2025-04-18T12:49:50Z
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@stux All it needs is a decaying gray toupee and a really long red tie…
(DIR) Post #AtDaCZyjp8LByOkdN2 by dctucker@mastodon.world
2025-04-18T14:25:05Z
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@stux That's only a little one here in the land of FreeDumb. Here's the next size up, a Ford F250 Super Duty beside my MX-5 Mazdaspeed. An F350 or Ram 3500 is larger again. I rented the pickup to tow some boats for work. The MX-5 doesn't come up to the window line, and the truck bed isn't long enough to fit much. A Japanese Kei truck has as much cargo space -I'd rather own one of those.Of course and OG Mini makes the MX-5 look big!
(DIR) Post #AtDiFFoU3P4Zvvk0si by marioostolaza@mstdn.social
2025-04-18T15:55:16Z
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@stux i usually carry a bazooka in my bike's backbag just for these moments in my life :neofox_floof_explode:
(DIR) Post #AtGLlRsqzqftAG30nw by frank87@mastodon.pirateparty.be
2025-04-19T22:27:27Z
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@stux De Isuzu is vast beter...
(DIR) Post #AtNcdVsrIbGga5ZTcW by trillytrill@mstdn.social
2025-04-23T10:39:28Z
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@stux They call 'em Pavement Princesses in Texas.