Post At2gp0k8dkECRIcXey by PossumPartyGlider@mastodon.au
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(DIR) Post #At24PEJLm9s0jSN1Ae by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-04-13T01:07:03Z
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Aries: Meet a lovely queen. But, will she lay?Taurus: You have more ants than you think.Gemini: Stick to seed ants. Don't have what it takes to kill crickets. Cancer: Many workers, not a queen in sight.Leo: Expand their enclosure... again. Virgo: Several deaths, but also a few thousand births.Libra: Don't have enough ants. Scorpio: Don't become obsessed with a new species. Sagittarius: Many ants in your future.Capricorn: Guard your ants.Aquarius: Enjoy the ants of others.Pisces: Ants.
(DIR) Post #At24oMk9Yt2w7ktQFk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-04-13T01:11:36Z
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The campus paper fired me from writing horoscopes and they weren't even paying me 😠
(DIR) Post #At24sqv5JCyOsA94t6 by benroyce@mastodon.social
2025-04-13T01:12:23Z
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@futurebird "what is this, a horoscope for ants!"
(DIR) Post #At24tqYCAPVG17ufom by DEDGirl@mastodon.world
2025-04-13T01:12:30Z
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@futurebird I don’t know why! Scorpio is accurate. 🤷♀️😂
(DIR) Post #At250recSi6xT1GRiy by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2025-04-13T01:13:42Z
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@futurebird Too accurate?
(DIR) Post #At28VyiyWat0EbpUrw by earthshaking@mastodon.eternalaugust.com
2025-04-13T01:53:00Z
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@futurebird all ants are queens
(DIR) Post #At2BZv924kp49YaaP2 by akoaroha@mastodon.social
2025-04-13T02:27:23Z
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@futurebird Aquarius ≈ accurate. All care no responsibility.
(DIR) Post #At2gp0k8dkECRIcXey by PossumPartyGlider@mastodon.au
2025-04-13T08:17:26Z
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@futurebird 100%. Accurate!