Post AskUhDcRucPXKPBque by carolcook@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AskOOATGnE76KzQg3U by stux@mstdn.social
2025-04-04T12:26:07Z
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The next tariffs should be about 314159265%:Since the sun is 93 million miles (149 million kilometers in normal unites) from Earth and Uranium-235 has a half-life of 703.8 million years the upcoming tarrifs percent should be in the 314159265% range*Official math from the White House
(DIR) Post #AskOgP2RN3fmjIZil6 by Petr90@mastodonczech.cz
2025-04-04T12:29:20Z
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@stux 👍 😂
(DIR) Post #AskOgvExe2habOgAiW by stux@mstdn.social
2025-04-04T12:29:29Z
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Ofc "they are nice" so it's divided by 3.33%But since Trump is a total dick today it's increased with 1337% for the upcoming hourOh an don't forget, there's a doubler for an hour around 17:00
(DIR) Post #AskOj6xH3pMZVvRy1w by RandamuMaki@mstdn.social
2025-04-04T12:29:54Z
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@stux Or they could just go for the square root of pi squared to hammer down just how useless their LLM'd "calculations" are.
(DIR) Post #AskOmS7MpnQs1AlS08 by Petr90@mastodonczech.cz
2025-04-04T12:30:22Z
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@stux Je pravda, že Slunce na planetu Zemi dováží obrovské množství energie s nulovými cly a ze Země nic neodebírá.
(DIR) Post #AskOrvZQl2JAoNV9JA by stux@mstdn.social
2025-04-04T12:31:31Z
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@Petr90 Hmm, but it does right? :blobcatgiggle: About the same amount goes into space as we get in return from the sun
(DIR) Post #AskP2uIdp4W63VsrBY by grob@mstdn.social
2025-04-04T12:33:30Z
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@stux oh noes!!! No pie tax! 🫓
(DIR) Post #AskP6ucOa1fwCb28PI by Petr90@mastodonczech.cz
2025-04-04T12:34:02Z
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@stux To Donald neví a ostatní se mu to bojí říci.
(DIR) Post #AskQ07MSu3oreQuFJA by neballer@mastodon.social
2025-04-04T12:44:12Z
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@stux As if anyone in the White House knows math.More like...
(DIR) Post #AskRSCFqP624tDlJse by roberams@mstdn.social
2025-04-04T13:00:29Z
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@stux Can we get a tariff happy hour?
(DIR) Post #AskT0QqekcN5x2rxY0 by trebach@functional.cafe
2025-04-04T13:17:46Z
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@stux After Wheel of Fortune, Pat Sajak now rolls the wheel of tariffs
(DIR) Post #AskU5QsOArzXRLczy4 by profdc9@mastodon.social
2025-04-04T13:29:40Z
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@stux With the 50% tariff on the Moon and the 417% tariff on Alpha Centauri we should be filthy rich in no time!
(DIR) Post #AskUhDcRucPXKPBque by carolcook@mstdn.social
2025-04-04T13:36:50Z
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@stux depending on how his golfing tournament goes
(DIR) Post #AskXUPes8igGlSuPUu by MatthewChat@mstdn.social
2025-04-04T14:08:08Z
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@stux from Paul Krugman:Maybe the next movie in the Terminator franchise will be “Terminator: Trade War,” in which Skynet realizes that it doesn’t have to destroy humanity with nuclear bombs, it can accomplish its goals simply by giving bad economic advice.
(DIR) Post #AskZMN16HD2UADbAjA by randy@social.randyyy.eu
2025-04-04T14:29:01Z
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@stux I recalculated, and it’s correct!
(DIR) Post #Aski3Shxn7gftthqJU by veviser@mastodon.social
2025-04-04T16:06:29Z
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@stux And we import a TON of energy from over there! (Please don't give them ideas to tax solar at unusable levels 😭😭)
(DIR) Post #AsklfOgFVvwiH9gWDw by icanbob@techhub.social
2025-04-04T16:46:57Z
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@stux You forgot to divide by Pi.