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(DIR) Post #Asf0aj3AgYZMMpsSaO by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T14:02:22Z
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Good morning! It's April Fools' Day and, as is my way and an antidote to the prank-based AFD observances that much of the internet is accustomed to, I spend the day telling bad jokes. If you don't want to hear them, you can just mute this thread.I'll start you off with one of my favorites.
(DIR) Post #Asf0akHk5roqCJhbw8 by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T14:02:41Z
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A stick!
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2025-04-01T14:37:53Z
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Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and said, "I sure hope you know how to drive this thing."
(DIR) Post #Asf0aonnIdpmCsjGS0 by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T21:12:31Z
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If you're curious, I'm trying to keep all of these jokes pretty clean because I want @crash to be able to tell them to his students.
(DIR) Post #Asf0aqcAYpivpPJ0bo by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T15:41:40Z
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You might not know that I keep jokes on hand for days like this, but they're not all good-bad enough to make it into the April Fool's list. This year I had stockpiled almost a dozen bad jokes about scissors for today, hoping that one of them would make the cut.No pun in ten did.
(DIR) Post #Asf0awR2v6OJse9D6W by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T15:52:47Z
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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and red all over?A penguin with a cranberry rolling down a hill.
(DIR) Post #Asf0b2Ksyv1qBHJNKq by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T16:14:01Z
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I had some jokes about communism in this list, but I was worried not everybody would get them.
(DIR) Post #Asf0b81xoBSRqKVLfs by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T16:38:22Z
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There was a joke about a boomerang, too, but I can't remember what it was.Oh well; I'm sure it'll come back to me.
(DIR) Post #Asf0bDd0zr4BCgsVcW by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T16:51:03Z
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I don't trust stairs or ladders. They're always up to something.
(DIR) Post #Asf0bIYEh3DMTJgGMi by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T17:47:20Z
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I have to say, the sun is always the high light of my day.
(DIR) Post #Asf0bNrCxwMSvbaz8C by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T17:52:30Z
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I grew up in a house that didn't have municipal water. Sometimes I think about moving back there. People always say, "but you'll have to get your water *out of the ground*!"Trust me, I'm well aware.
(DIR) Post #Asf0bTDN2y3nXn0Fs0 by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T18:11:59Z
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I'm so glad to see so many people excited about the LEGO sale, although apparently nobody can get into the store yet.They say people are lined up for blocks.
(DIR) Post #Asf0bYvVoHL9G8h4ro by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T18:13:55Z
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Oh, while I'm here, I've got a fun fact about space: It's really big. Like, SUPER big.In fact, it's the largest key on the keyboard.
(DIR) Post #Asf0bf0LDElg6r01E8 by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T18:23:56Z
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"Short".
(DIR) Post #Asf0bkxj3sF0aTp0z2 by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T19:13:54Z
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Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise it's justwater.
(DIR) Post #Asf0bqwWpEqf8VJ8wy by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T19:19:14Z
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I was relieved to find out that this new pen I bought could write underwater.That means it'll probably be able to write other words too.
(DIR) Post #Asf0bxHfFZJunnF6jA by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T19:49:05Z
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What has four wheels and flies?A garbage truck.
(DIR) Post #Asf0c2wcCk32MFRNke by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T20:08:41Z
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I'm giving up eating chocolate for the whole month of April.Wait, I missed some punctuation: I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for the whole month of April.
(DIR) Post #Asf0c8xXqCMB0rvD28 by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T20:11:54Z
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You might say "R", and it's a good guess, but a pirate's true love is the C.
(DIR) Post #Asf0cEl0HjtEzi6HJo by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T20:34:15Z
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I've got a friend who'll perform marriages between inanimate objects. They told me about a wedding between a rooftop antenna and a cell tower recently - they kept the ceremony pretty low-key, but apparently the reception was incredible.
(DIR) Post #Asf0cKlDxpdDc8FXUm by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T20:53:30Z
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I heard a rumor about butter, but I'm not going to spread it around.
(DIR) Post #Asf0cQZkLQ11eGvSRE by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T21:04:55Z
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I was really shocked to find out I was color-blind. It was like a bolt from the pink.
(DIR) Post #Asf0cWRoVpEdrPGCuG by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T21:10:42Z
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online.I'll let you know.
(DIR) Post #Asf0cc7pP2oVT9xKaW by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T21:20:10Z
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As it turns out, I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the English alphabet. I don't know y.
(DIR) Post #Asf0chvdpGd9T6IgQS by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T21:27:06Z
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This post is a placeboke. It is being provided in the place of a joke. It has no humor content, but has been shown to produce similar effects to those produced by a joke in a statistically significant percentage of people tested. If you perceive this post to contain humor content, it may indicate that other posts that are intended to contain humor content may not actually be as funny as the poster believes them to be.
(DIR) Post #Asf0co0TEE3gJobcmm by noelle@chat.noelle.codes
2025-04-01T21:52:41Z
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Whenever I go golfing, I always take a spare pair of socks in case I get a hole in one.