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       2025-04-01T20:04:46Z
       
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       Today, I’ll be getting a vaccine to boost my autism to SuperMegaCyborgTism™️! It comes with stimmy laser eyes that shine at neurotypicals expecting eye contact during conversation, 11.245 kHz hand flapping, 402 petabytes of special interest knowledge storage, and a HyperEmpath power boost!#AprilFools #ActuallyAutistic