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(DIR) Post #AsHqDsv1FVFX97L0ZU by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-21T17:51:18Z
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Hot ball in aloe gel :blobfoxlurk2owonotice:
(DIR) Post #AsHr1rXmdP2DMTIi6S by culturednyc@mastodon.social
2025-03-21T18:00:22Z
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@stux My review of 2025 so far!
(DIR) Post #AsHrpguyPq0wsuuLbs by TidalFlats@mastodon.coffee
2025-03-21T18:09:25Z
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@stux #ChunderRoad A soundscape of the morning after those regrettable street burritos.
(DIR) Post #AsHt69d7X5QoWMyHiK by hindsight@mstdn.social
2025-03-21T18:23:38Z
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@stux How childish..how very childish...oh well...Yeah me too..I can be childish..loved it π€£
(DIR) Post #AsHtQpIuId0LYvNFC4 by fabiscafe@mstdn.social
2025-03-21T18:27:21Z
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@stux This was me yesterday
(DIR) Post #AsHtXWwGyk4ydBz2fY by notthatkindofdoctor@mastodon.social
2025-03-21T18:28:33Z
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@stux Someone with more time than sense is going to try and make a high-risk but warm and flatulent sex toy out of this
(DIR) Post #AsHwZCPIaPbvOW30kq by darkpaw@mstdn.social
2025-03-21T19:02:30Z
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@stux We call this a Trump.
(DIR) Post #AsHwZYdDxJp0K4jRVw by Jorsh@beige.party
2025-03-21T19:02:29Z
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@stux Science! π¨βπ¬
(DIR) Post #AsHwlUtnewmADmB85Y by farah@beige.party
2025-03-21T19:04:40Z
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@stux
(DIR) Post #AsHy8vhuFle9yoLvSS by aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-03-21T19:20:07Z
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@stux Marvellous. They managed to capture Trumpβs last remaining brain cell in action.
(DIR) Post #AsHyUBCbpzkE7PqXey by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-21T19:23:56Z
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@aral π
(DIR) Post #AsHyw5HNS9UhrBNmHA by lerxst@az.social
2025-03-21T19:29:00Z
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@stux Moral of the story: frozen burritos do eventually go bad.
(DIR) Post #AsHzAleYhkk9KbE8kS by Nicovel0@mastodon.social
2025-03-21T19:31:35Z
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@stux FOR SCIENCE!
(DIR) Post #AsI0IvglNPCUj7iK7E by insuaal@alive.bar
2025-03-21T19:44:19Z
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@stux it's not the gel, is the ball!
(DIR) Post #AsI0h2s8Jvb9xJX0tc by hiway@mastodon.social
2025-03-21T19:48:41Z
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@stux I wonder if this has reached Venjent.// https://youtube.com/shorts/Z8__7OZfBW8?si=U8HjdBo1gYvKIpkMhttps://youtube.com/shorts/llzVurfkVoc?si=0ZXeDC1QTqjw8cEF
(DIR) Post #AsI0qscHJ1Mp2mnxs8 by tobiaspatton@cosocial.ca
2025-03-21T19:50:09Z
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@stux @inthehands I had sound on when I clicked on the video and now I'm embarrassed.
(DIR) Post #AsI65L20xIWqzrYYmu by Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
2025-03-21T20:49:06Z
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@stuxAn overheated, angry ball farts like mad inside a clean, water rich environment π
(DIR) Post #AsI69vZr1MLTV3Zaxk by molytov@infosec.exchange
2025-03-21T20:49:57Z
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@stux Dads when there's been 45 seconds of silence in the house and they've already loudly coughed or sneezed four times that hour:
(DIR) Post #AsI6aq3Hfiz0BMAePY by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
2025-03-21T20:54:48Z
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@stux I ate a huge pot of dal tonight. I just thought of that
(DIR) Post #AsI6fHr6F1ENZUaojo by jawarajabbi@mastodon.online
2025-03-21T20:55:37Z
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@stux shoe?Wut?
(DIR) Post #AsI7V16Dmjs0f5Kg3E by octothorpe@mastodon.online
2025-03-21T21:04:59Z
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@stux things not too masturbate to.
(DIR) Post #AsI8QlyaAeWkYOIdoO by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-03-21T21:15:25Z
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@stux Stux, how could you do this to us?Sigh Can we get some fans in here?
(DIR) Post #AsI8ec75dZ8o1EsYC0 by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-21T21:17:50Z
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@nazokiyoubinbou saaaawryyy :amongass:
(DIR) Post #AsI8pHJhIayqhkrS76 by lumiworx@mastodon.social
2025-03-21T21:19:45Z
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@stux .. o_O truly reminds me of an ex roommate. Damn glad it's only audio and video.
(DIR) Post #AsIAbggkN1b5FRI0rg by tiredhorizon@mstdn.social
2025-03-21T21:39:47Z
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@stux thats been me all bloody day π
(DIR) Post #AsIAgilq3Z3T9a4U7M by MisterMoo@mstdn.social
2025-03-21T21:40:44Z
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@stux 31 comments and not *one* low-effort mention of a certain American fast food chain. I'm stunned.
(DIR) Post #AsIBuFXZd7CWVSPiXw by ranx@mastodon.social
2025-03-21T21:54:21Z
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@stux I'm sorry for the gel
(DIR) Post #AsIDmyzSxqbx3g7gGm by oliver_schafeld@mastodon.online
2025-03-21T22:15:16Z
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Please, please, pleaseβ¦ someone give me *exact* tips (experiment setup, how to buy stuff) on how to recreate this in front of a bunch of elementary school kids!I'm volunteering as an astronomy elective class teacher β a "fart rocket engine" demonstration would mean immortal fame π€π₯Ήππ€£
(DIR) Post #AsIE4ExKrEgLUvM5VA by Eggfreckles@mastodon.mit.edu
2025-03-21T22:18:32Z
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@stux a scientific reconstruction of what Taco Bell does to the human body.
(DIR) Post #AsIF5KJYWLIuMOpYcS by joykill@mastodon.social
2025-03-21T22:29:57Z
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@stux It seems you just can't get away from hearing Trump's speeches everywhere these days π
(DIR) Post #AsIFbuXDOETjxikzM8 by gcvsa@mstdn.plus
2025-03-21T22:35:47Z
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@stux world's hottest fart
(DIR) Post #AsIG7L5ci1TBIXpyRE by ligniform@infosec.exchange
2025-03-21T22:41:32Z
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@stux taco night type beat
(DIR) Post #AsIIVChVkZeC8f4Agy by barlow2001@social.vivaldi.net
2025-03-21T23:08:12Z
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(DIR) Post #AsIIVLGXuCQQhdWGPY by QxZorg@ieji.de
2025-03-21T23:08:13Z
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@stux After spicy chicken wings sound
(DIR) Post #AsILVmgmFMYzcHgvaa by downbeatdan@mastodon.nz
2025-03-21T23:41:56Z
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@stux Sciencing hard!
(DIR) Post #AsIMNnzLdCKrHh8Xzc by 3TomatoesShort@disabled.social
2025-03-21T23:51:39Z
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@stuxI'm a simple person. I am crying with laughter at the fart beaker, thank you.
(DIR) Post #AsIRBa5jyPFKTo7L7o by willowpje@mastodon.nl
2025-03-22T00:45:30Z
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@stux omg that really kept on giving π
(DIR) Post #AsISi1jCrAknPic21A by jaykass@mastodon.online
2025-03-22T01:02:35Z
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@stux Toot of the day!
(DIR) Post #AsIV20L5vijYo2zKJU by kednar@fosstodon.org
2025-03-22T01:28:32Z
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@stux I'm choking help π€£
(DIR) Post #AsIVfUafOHkTvF6KS8 by Tattie@eldritch.cafe
2025-03-22T01:35:45Z
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@stux I am a grown-up I am a grown-upI am a grown-up...I am not a grown-up π€
(DIR) Post #AsIZMauI57DLpLWZ3A by patamystic@sfba.social
2025-03-22T02:17:07Z
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@stux @briankrebs only thing i learned from this is that aloe farts are looooooong
(DIR) Post #AsIqzEg6MOADOrtn9s by LRRRonEarth@beige.party
2025-03-22T05:34:39Z
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@stux I AM LAUGHING LIKE THE ADULT I AM.
(DIR) Post #AsItJBCxAgvWKzu2KG by matt@proud.social
2025-03-22T06:00:37Z
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@stux Were I a performance artist, Iβd title this:Untitled Mechanical Prolapse II
(DIR) Post #AsJ7imZwlNoQq5lCWu by MennoWolff@ohai.social
2025-03-22T08:42:08Z
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Thanks, @stux.I was watching this in one of those half open toilet stalls in a very busy men's washroom. Somehow it seems a lot less busy now that I'm done and out of the stall. π
(DIR) Post #AsJfieOcaDH9u1ZUv2 by mkandle@toad.social
2025-03-22T15:03:06Z
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@stux hot ball of what?
(DIR) Post #AsK8pzXdGEvQBJdgNk by yvesjans@mastodon.online
2025-03-22T20:29:24Z
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@stux No one:Absolutely nobody:Science: Yeah we got to test this
(DIR) Post #AsK8rATE73mCMn8h9M by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-22T20:29:38Z
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@yvesjans For science!
(DIR) Post #AsKlkOmiOHGwwm1Am0 by lazysupper@famichiki.jp
2025-03-23T02:56:50Z
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@stuxmy kids will love this.@piepants
(DIR) Post #AsO0zBFT585U5yqxdY by steppenhahn@mastodon.social
2025-03-24T17:20:14Z
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@stux @briankrebs this made me laugh way more than it should have πthank you for this!