Post AsBywW6p10ShtpffVI by foone@digipres.club
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(DIR) Post #AsBqXI4fGB8PUy7dYW by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:26:18Z
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I'm not really sure why this website has a non-mobile version.I signed up on my laptop, and it told me it needed to verify my identity. First, a SMS code. Normal enough.then it told me to use my smartphone to scan a QR code to send me to a website that used my phone's browser to take a picture of my ID with the camera.
(DIR) Post #AsBqeHEulHcAw9FR9E by xgranade@wandering.shop
2025-03-18T20:27:05Z
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@foone ID.me? It's completely absurd, yeah.
(DIR) Post #AsBqgnC8vK5ecj9QUC by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:27:56Z
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said website will not work in firefox
(DIR) Post #AsBqjyr41osRegoO7U by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:28:17Z
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now it wants a selfie? ALL OF THIS COULD BE DONE FROM MY LAPTOP. COMPUTERS ARE VERY POWERFUL. I DID THIS FROM A NON-MOBILE DEVICE FOR A REASON
(DIR) Post #AsBqvZ7BYSObIbsOvo by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:30:40Z
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that's a laptop, not a desktop. also ALL OF THIS COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FROM MY DESKTOP
(DIR) Post #AsBr49X82HFkZ86dEG by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:32:14Z
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I played their stupid game and it failed to actually work. IS MY LICENSE A FRAUD? IS MY SELFIE NOT SELFIE ENOUGH? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
(DIR) Post #AsBr8DSvMFcjv44pf6 by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:32:58Z
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hey maybe your little computer vision program would have a better time scanning my ID's barcode if you let me use the actually-scanned-on-a-flatbed-scanner copy of my photoid that I've got saved on my computer, instead of making me take it with a cellphone camera
(DIR) Post #AsBrD4rSm96MgKsBCS by vxo@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:33:50Z
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@foone but that wouldn't be intimidating enough
(DIR) Post #AsBrGqcfekJ9gDkfdA by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:33:52Z
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wait. I swear to god, if they're using some fucking AI to match the photo on my ID to my actual face... I'm going to sue them.
(DIR) Post #AsBrGuKNsg3bAfE7gO by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:34:01Z
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I'm trans, and they know this. CAN YOU THINK OF ANY REASONS WHY I MIGHT NOT LOOK LIKE A GOVERNMENT ID PHOTO FROM A DECADE AGO?
(DIR) Post #AsBrIkSTXwGZ8ltC7c by eons@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-03-18T20:34:03Z
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@foone scan a QR, send a fax with the code in the qr to a carrier pigeon hub that will air-mail back the final code to you, take a picture and upload it to the website, the session expires in 10 minutes
(DIR) Post #AsBrmN2RBZx3Bypq4m by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:40:15Z
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I like how several people have gone "is this site X?" and every one of them has named a different site. THIS IS TOO COMMON
(DIR) Post #AsBrpWI7ExMGl4fc5Q by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:40:48Z
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yeah I ran though the whole thing again and it told me "no, can't find a match".This is bullshit and chips.
(DIR) Post #AsBrvGS12yo3Ms2XwW by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:41:52Z
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it might actually be their site being stupid: they can't verify my identity because they need that to show me my test results (this is a site for scheduling medical tests).But I have no test results yet, because I just signed up 20 minutes ago to make an appointment to do tests.so the problem is that it's telling me to verify my identity, even if that can't possibly work yet.
(DIR) Post #AsBs07rGQEqqALASaO by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:42:42Z
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@dankeykang yeah, a friend is currently visiting from canada, and they have a separate "american number" they activate every time they visit, because of how many places just refuse to send 2fa codes to canadian numbers
(DIR) Post #AsBs64tUM6ssi62wme by shermozle@aus.social
2025-03-18T20:43:44Z
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@fooneUbank? Yeah I had this shit from them too. Refused to work with Firefox on my mobile and when I phoned them they said "just install Chrome on your phone".Top tip: their app is dumb enough that User-Agent spoofing works to make the desktop Firefox pretend to be a mobile Chrome. Then it all works fine including the camera bit.
(DIR) Post #AsBs8KKZvs93AMn2o4 by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:44:07Z
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OH MY GOD. I am logged into the testing site, on the dashboard. it's still showing me popups asking me to verify my identity. I ignore them and click "make new appointment", and it redirects me to a new page on a different subdomain and asks me to log in again. WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DIFFERENT AUTHENTICATION DOMAINS, FUCKERS?
(DIR) Post #AsBsBGgVwfpgj6S8GW by jernej__s@infosec.exchange
2025-03-18T20:44:19Z
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@foone If only there was some way to securely establish user's identity over the Internet…
(DIR) Post #AsBsEHOvjpsZoifEJs by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:44:43Z
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results.medicaltests.egg and appointments.medicaltests.egg should be the SAME SIGN ON. this is amateur shit.
(DIR) Post #AsBsHfBjkq6WSc6euW by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:45:43Z
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yes I have a password manager, it's easy to sign on again, but this isn't about my comfort, this is about the principle of the thing. I was making better-run sites than this when I was 14 and using PHP
(DIR) Post #AsBsKco14MSXwKQJU0 by skquinn@toot.community
2025-03-18T20:46:06Z
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@foone Agreed, sounds like someone is smoking the good stuff when designing some of these things.
(DIR) Post #AsBsNJjsPpNPfqlriS by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:46:24Z
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@thisismissem AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(DIR) Post #AsBsQdKU2FSxIkTUjg by leogorrus@nerdculture.de
2025-03-18T20:47:13Z
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@foone I had this problem with Wise. I had to put my ID closer to the camera than indicated and potentially rotate it 90° from the indicated position, to get a match.
(DIR) Post #AsBszS5Dq96AYcwIC0 by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2025-03-18T20:54:06.605095Z
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@foone > This is bullshit and chips.Webapps built after 20XX can only make chips hot and tell lies.
(DIR) Post #AsBt6w1iuQ05S8s39s by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T20:55:03Z
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@heathen_cat yeah this isn't a programmer fuck up. This is an organizational/management fuckup. There's probably good programmers writing both of those sub-sites and they're not allowed to talk to each other
(DIR) Post #AsBtuBaLqqjrtdYJUm by vxo@digipres.club
2025-03-18T21:04:02Z
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@foone my mind just said "ah, angry hissing to the tune of Macintosh Plus - Lisa Frank 420, or something like that."#AngryHissing
(DIR) Post #AsBuAhF9umEIiRVqd6 by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T21:07:02Z
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they just asked me to use docusign to sign up as a new patient. that's not what it's for but whatever, at least it's probably secure-ish?but then they ask for my pharmacy address & phone number in a field they limited to 40 characters. What the fuck, guys?
(DIR) Post #AsBuQCbNbi0uJeIfBY by mcgrew@dice.camp
2025-03-18T21:09:49Z
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@foone It could be worse. I have to go through no less than 4 login prompts just to check my employer provided email.And they wonder why I miss emails.
(DIR) Post #AsBuh8ICskZJsFPB4q by skquinn@toot.community
2025-03-18T21:12:50Z
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@foone My pharmacy's address is 45 characters unless you abbreviate the street name and cut off the zip code. No way a phone number fits in there too.
(DIR) Post #AsBujh1iiEr8B9ukxE by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T21:13:05Z
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OH COME ON they're making me enter my name on multiple pages? like, I get you are just gonna print this out, but this is like the very basic amount of form automation. HIRE A PROGRAMMER! this is the bay area, you can't throw a rock without hitting five of them. Hell, I am one, I can code this in an hour and you can just give me a coupon for a free hernia surgery or something
(DIR) Post #AsBv5g2Z3oOzUTnB0C by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T21:17:21Z
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Docusign even has a feature where you can link text boxes together, so if you enter text in one it appears in the other.You know how I know this? BECAUSE THEY FUCKED IT UP and when I'm trying to tell them about my CT scan, it's showing up as the date for my surgical cancer treatment (that I didn't have)
(DIR) Post #AsBv81VIEOXSdZLfPc by vurpo@mastodon.coffee
2025-03-18T21:17:20Z
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@foone my initial thought is that in finland, we get a (reasonably secure) government provided SSO that companies can use, which legally functions as a digital form of showing ID, but my second thought is that idk if the government of the united states of america can be trusted with that kind of power
(DIR) Post #AsBvaQRd5wxo6AB6gq by darrentuer@bne.social
2025-03-18T21:22:49Z
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@foone You probably don’t have a choice, but I’d be seriously considering about backing away slowly and finding another test provider. If their website is this bad you probably face a non zero chance of loosing a limb if you go for a blood test with these people
(DIR) Post #AsBvlDxfqb6WZHJe1A by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T21:24:51Z
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as part of my refusal to take Docusign seriously, I have a copy of my signature saved on my desktop that's my name but in comic sans. So whenever it asks me to sign my name with a mouse, a default font, or an uploaded image, I upload this.
(DIR) Post #AsBvzonLhLa2rKRg4O by eniko@peoplemaking.games
2025-03-18T21:27:28Z
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@foone should invert the colors to waste their ink
(DIR) Post #AsBw4pz8hUnnzxLz7o by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T21:28:17Z
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@ironiridis I've thought about it! But as a keyboard. You type "Foone" and it moves the mouse in the right ways to draw that text.
(DIR) Post #AsBwEHlEnfsCkXM9oW by otakup0pe@sfba.social
2025-03-18T21:30:03Z
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@foone docusign templates are garbage. Kinda shocked nobody seems to be trying to get that market. To say nothing of the potential open source ecosystem.
(DIR) Post #AsBwH9b7bhXuIhzal6 by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T21:30:36Z
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@darrentuer I don't have a choice, and this is a fortune 500 company with 7 billion dollars in revenue last year.
(DIR) Post #AsBwL4USXRbRcPkCbw by CursedSilicon@social.restless.systems
2025-03-18T21:31:18Z
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@foone The temptation to do this but with the Simpsons font
(DIR) Post #AsBwNqm7zFw3x1Kk1w by darrentuer@bne.social
2025-03-18T21:31:26Z
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@foone oh ….oh nooooo….
(DIR) Post #AsByCMdTu82JCKwL44 by petherfile@beige.party
2025-03-18T21:52:04Z
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@foone not to mention they now have option of products like Okta if they really can't be arsed building proper sign in themselves.
(DIR) Post #AsByLzTAtHWEFFi2Ns by InkomTech@infosec.exchange
2025-03-18T21:53:54Z
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@foone didn’t you recently touch on early computer graphics platforms that allowed software selection of NN colors out of a larger palette?Asking because a 4 or 6 color variant of this could make rotating the palette turn what you wrote into Fuck This — color 3 near-black and color 4 near-white: the bottom 80% of the first o for a u, leftward fraction for a c, a color 4 spine and angled line added to the n for k. Then T, parts of the u and r for the h, with some color 4 for the rest. Then i, then most of the g, extending that tail alll the way back underneath.#steganography in a sig.
(DIR) Post #AsBymZX3QvppcWCPEO by sternecker@infosec.exchange
2025-03-18T21:58:41Z
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@foone as long as your trusted gpg keys are still valid, nothing else matters.
(DIR) Post #AsByqRX17aPPxu1lUe by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T21:59:26Z
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@InkomTech devious! I'm a little reluctant to make my name say Fuck This though, since it's my name and all.
(DIR) Post #AsBytQJG7YKN2o0tEW by StompyRobot@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-03-18T21:59:54Z
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@foone Enterprise organizational structure
(DIR) Post #AsBywW6p10ShtpffVI by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T22:00:29Z
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@StompyRobot gotta be, yeah
(DIR) Post #AsBz5EwaCiizGk2d9c by StompyRobot@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-03-18T22:02:05Z
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@foone They clearly are integrating software suites from different vendors. Those suites probably only support shared auth for SAML users, and charge more for those users. So, with luck, the front office people can use the same sign on, by customers aren't worth the $1000/month/user and thus can't
(DIR) Post #AsBz9TwgN24exD6vK4 by hey@social.nowicki.io
2025-03-18T22:02:39Z
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@foone I took it one step further when the corporate wanted us to sign Excel files with mouse.I made an NFT out of this.https://opensea.io/assets/ethereum/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/2088326089323977552899607567598920022880962159425562232940314316466718507009
(DIR) Post #AsBzFIXJhbHfJ51GPA by StompyRobot@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-03-18T22:03:52Z
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@foone programmers cost money, customers don't
(DIR) Post #AsBzY9axAbnB4siAs4 by InkomTech@infosec.exchange
2025-03-18T22:07:17Z
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@foone my bad. Saw you raging against the app and it came to mind.
(DIR) Post #AsC3OsXraiodPQ6CRs by foone@digipres.club
2025-03-18T22:50:19Z
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@manna faxes were involved before I even started signing up, sadly.
(DIR) Post #AsCEVMeVfJPG1BVF6u by timoj@mastodon.online
2025-03-19T00:54:46Z
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@foone They bought both Auth0 and Ping in order to start a local IDP Fight Club!
(DIR) Post #AsCF5385jDOttUM6K0 by ward@mastodon.online
2025-03-19T01:01:14Z
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@foone ...damnit I have to sign something with Docusign today, why did you put this idea in my head
(DIR) Post #AsCuarqFKNzGGyIbqa by Luissen@furry.engineer
2025-03-19T08:46:24Z
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@foone @ironiridis would this be like an emulated pen plotter?digital text input commands movement on a 2d plane or something