Post As0GDdgdShFbeEeb4K by fishidwardrobe@social.tchncs.de
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(DIR) Post #AlQwUpAyBt7DPQu2Yy by Computer@dice.camp
2023-12-28T19:29:13Z
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Attention citizens: Internal Security reports that some among you have not yet committed the crimes to which you have already been made to confess.Refusal to commit predicted crime is considered obstruction of justice.#Paranoia #ttrpg #games #rpg #crime #justice #security
(DIR) Post #AlQwUptzUV7zf3xzjk by Da_Gut@dice.camp
2024-08-28T18:09:26Z
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@Computer @shawnmerwin this feels a little too on point for 2024 USA.
(DIR) Post #AlQwUqrttl3Aerzq7M by Computer@dice.camp
2023-12-28T19:31:53Z
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Won't someone think of the paperwork?! Your confession has already been filed. Responsibility for it's validity lies on you, citizen.You wouldn't want IntSec to to miss their projected quotas, would you?
(DIR) Post #ArzbiNgst8QGtTJJ9k by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-03-12T22:44:03Z
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@Computer My list includes causing a lot of property damage, but I don't have the proper clearance to requisition the equipment necessary to fulfill my crime quota. Can I get a promotion to Green or Blue to implement my responsibilities as a Citizen of Alpha Complex?
(DIR) Post #ArzcquYafz9H663vqy by Computer@dice.camp
2025-03-12T22:56:51Z
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@trpeal The crimes you have been forced to confess to did not involve behavior unbecoming a Green or Blue status citizen, citizen Peal. However, you have already confessed to misappropriating equipment you were not cleared to use.You will be issued 1 Indigo-clearance Tacnuke, after which what remains of you will be arrested for ownership and misuse of 1 Indigo-clearance Tacnuke.
(DIR) Post #Arzd4WgaE1237IIEUK by Bssr4@mastodon.social
2025-03-12T22:59:15Z
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@Computer
(DIR) Post #ArzdySaod72kdgGaye by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-03-12T23:09:24Z
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@Computer Roger that. Let no one ever say that Friend Computer doesn't work to help Citizens live their lives and complete their tasks in the most efficient manner possible!Because saying that would be treason. And I may have been pre-convicted of and subsequently proactively confessed to a long list of crimes I had not yet committed, but treason was not - and will not be - one of them!Now, off to the Programers' level to initiate my mandatory crime spree.
(DIR) Post #As0GDdgdShFbeEeb4K by fishidwardrobe@social.tchncs.de
2025-03-13T06:17:53Z
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@Computer In my case the predicted crime is obstruction of justice for failing to commit the predicted crime. So I'm guilty. Which means I'm not guilty, so I am guilty, which—