Post ArnD8SNNGHkMCf0E52 by caranmegil@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #ArnCsGmqa9YzcvCOOW by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-06T23:09:05Z
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Any not-billionaire going to Mars by any chance? :mars_photo: Was hoping to hitch a ride π The "not-billionaire" is a prerequisite
(DIR) Post #ArnCzq5ri8Rp9ihheS by caranmegil@mastodon.social
2025-03-06T23:10:27Z
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@stux seeing as how it's a doomed adventure with little chance of survival, let's just send them all there ASAP
(DIR) Post #ArnD3No4p4wGaG4bT6 by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-06T23:11:08Z
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Whaha hear me.. π It's technically not even possible to build a space ship big enough to fit the ego of a billionaire lol!Physics says so
(DIR) Post #ArnD7BMb1pBT9N1zOq by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-06T23:11:39Z
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@caranmegil If i can die on Mars, I'm in I guess :blobcatgiggle: First h00man ever
(DIR) Post #ArnD7fgqH7CjCqja7c by SnowshadowII@beige.party
2025-03-06T23:11:41Z
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@stux Truth!!!π π
(DIR) Post #ArnD8BqAjxgIv3LU6i by mariellequinton@ottawa.place
2025-03-06T23:11:53Z
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@stux It's pretty much a one way trip. I'm happy to let all the billionaires go.
(DIR) Post #ArnD8SNNGHkMCf0E52 by caranmegil@mastodon.social
2025-03-06T23:12:01Z
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@stux get a "first" flag?
(DIR) Post #ArnDAZvy8GG0DtCCgq by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-06T23:12:23Z
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@caranmegil Nop! I poop on flags :ed_grin: A cat statue
(DIR) Post #ArnDDe2xIWjxqZvSxU by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-03-06T23:12:55Z
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@stux I don't guess there's a technical limit on ultimate size, just the energy requirements to actually move it.It might take the energy of a supernova to move certain ones in the news lately. That's each.Our Sun can't go supernova, so I'm afraid we're just going to have to fire them off towards another solar system and they can build their ship there.
(DIR) Post #ArnDElhQKZ6rs4OG7E by caranmegil@mastodon.social
2025-03-06T23:13:11Z
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@stux something relatively permanent to confuse future adventurers
(DIR) Post #ArnDI9VeGIT8aMUouu by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-06T23:13:48Z
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@nazokiyoubinbou The mass of their ego is too big, the fuel needed would even weigh more to carry to fuel needed for their egothat big!
(DIR) Post #ArnDKZzykLrFJrqA1A by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-06T23:14:09Z
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@amin aha! A billionhole π³οΈ
(DIR) Post #ArnDPgXZqqUl3ZzSG8 by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-03-06T23:15:11Z
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@stux That's why they need a supernova to power it.There are no nearby stars that can go supernova though. We'll just have to fire them towards the closest ones we can. It might take a few thousand years, but when they get there they can go crazy I guess.
(DIR) Post #ArnDb7gdGO0uQygCJ6 by ZySoua@mastodon.ml
2025-03-06T23:17:20Z
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@stux letβs first start with something realistic like The Moon.
(DIR) Post #ArnDcLxFhUSwyX2XlQ by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-06T23:17:27Z
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@nazokiyoubinbou There must be an more efficient way.. π€ Maybe we can covert their mass into energy directly by slingshotting them into an accretion disk, making them boink into other stuff converting even more mass etc
(DIR) Post #ArnDfaOSTR44cpJ5w8 by stux@mstdn.social
2025-03-06T23:18:06Z
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@ZySoua Im even fine with LEO
(DIR) Post #ArnDgfBg8TeVmaqKoq by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-03-06T23:18:16Z
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@stux I'm starting to think Douglas Adams actually had the right idea. There's the least low effort way for you, lol.Can we tell the billionaires a giant space goat is about to eat the Sun?