Post ArdfjfmvDHk3eNt5Yu by lunarloony@dosgame.club
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 (DIR) Post #ArcIcOZ6MCWK6U1Y1Y by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-03-01T16:51:44Z
       
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       Types of House Cat1. Innocent Bowling Ball2. The Obstruction3. Largest Tiny Cat In The Universe (It's a Paradox)4. Might Just Be All Fur, No Cat5. Gremlin6. The Slinker (You Can Prove Nothing)
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcIp1MPwUcRtt6ySe by Brynawel@mastodon.social
       2025-03-01T16:53:57Z
       
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       @futurebird Description of a cat throughout a day.
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcJ2K4tf9nxiSG8Bs by cjewel@sfba.social
       2025-03-01T16:56:22Z
       
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       @futurebird One of my cats is 1 and 2
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcKOKceQ3J7jI6cr2 by luminaverdis@mastodon.social
       2025-03-01T17:11:31Z
       
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       @futurebird 7. Swedish meat-girl8. The Creature!/"The Wretch"
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcKjUfAHesyx1N9vM by dpnash@c.im
       2025-03-01T17:15:24Z
       
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       @futurebird 1. It’s really fun when you get all six *in the same cat.*2. Spoiler alert: this happens with all cats.
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcM78USTNQl5VCaRs by nev@bananachips.club
       2025-03-01T17:30:46Z
       
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       @futurebird my beloved late Wasabi, who was like 10 pounds, would curl up in the EXACT centre of my double bed, which was just small enough that I would end up with not quite enough room or blanket.
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcOWA41xUXN7Htx5c by rayhindle@mastodon.social
       2025-03-01T17:57:45Z
       
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       @futurebird I assume that Pica the Cat is # 3?
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcOaB7VyQH9YCRkae by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-03-01T17:58:33Z
       
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       @rayhindle And 5 and 6
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcP3YM0fasQ0UEXVA by Taco_lad@aus.social
       2025-03-01T18:03:48Z
       
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       @futurebird ancient piss weasel isn't there?
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcPytGbaZs9NC2v8S by paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange
       2025-03-01T18:14:11Z
       
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       @futurebird LOL.i'd also add "lap rug". had one cat that pretty much assumed that if i was sitting, that meant it was his lap as long as he wanted it.
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcQM6X0RD1JAlmpyy by DoubleTreble@cupoftea.social
       2025-03-01T18:18:18Z
       
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       @futurebird You forgot the Trip Hazard, we have four πŸ₯°πŸ˜ΊπŸ˜ΊπŸ₯°
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcSFwlq0zyv4SuqQa by nowan@mastodon.social
       2025-03-01T18:39:42Z
       
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       @futurebird Which one of these is "I will sit and slowly comb your chin hair with my claws until you rub my jaw." I'm not sure if she sees it as an exchange or a threat.
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcWicvtFad3l9Y5fU by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-03-01T19:29:42Z
       
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       @nowan There is a power in the ambiguity I think.
       
 (DIR) Post #ArcXYjm13tXC2AmKLw by sunumbral@beige.party
       2025-03-01T19:39:05Z
       
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       @futurebird The lurking panther πŸ˜†
       
 (DIR) Post #ArciPH83I7my5GmCC8 by Meowthias@mastodon.world
       2025-03-01T21:40:39Z
       
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       @futurebird My tortoisehell was a #3 - several stellar masses of personality packed into a tiny cat.
       
 (DIR) Post #ArdJsFDr9eyKsDATmi by sollat@masto.ai
       2025-03-02T04:40:28Z
       
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       @futurebird Milli is 3 & 4 + 42 (GIB TREATS)
       
 (DIR) Post #ArdfjfmvDHk3eNt5Yu by lunarloony@dosgame.club
       2025-03-02T08:45:24Z
       
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       @futurebird Ours is a definite #1 with a smattering of #2
       
 (DIR) Post #Ardi2i5f4rwUCWrGxU by BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
       2025-03-02T09:11:14Z
       
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       @futurebird 7. The Void/Abyss
       
 (DIR) Post #ArdiKhxmHykB1Fkjbs by Tooden@aus.social
       2025-03-02T09:14:31Z
       
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       @futurebird Attack kitten. Bare ankles fair target under table. He did grow out of it...mostly.
       
 (DIR) Post #AreC9hxqwQhISjSVTE by slanderoid@goblin.camp
       2025-03-02T14:48:40Z
       
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       @futurebird Ours fits firmly under the Gremlin category
       
 (DIR) Post #AreXDJ1DjFgLI4agTo by KatS@chaosfem.tw
       2025-03-02T18:44:38Z
       
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       @futurebird Howard is 2, and Simone is 5. "Gremlin" is already one of her nicknames.
       
 (DIR) Post #ArevjhWiXetbT2IrhI by falcennial@mastodon.social
       2025-03-02T23:19:26Z
       
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       @futurebird 🀣🀣🀌🀌