Post ArSeDDo221BrPcE4gq by c_dan4th@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #ArSc6mvspjJiQ6hefg by stux@mstdn.social
       2025-02-25T00:42:52Z
       
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       From: MomTo: HR@opm.govRE: What did you do last week?1. Ate some waffles on the roof2. Made a beep boop sound3. Send this email to keep you busy4. Punched nazis5. Deleted Twitter account:ablobgrin: 😉 📥 ⬅️ :ed_grin:
       
 (DIR) Post #ArScGQX4yGnTqLhI24 by trebach@functional.cafe
       2025-02-25T00:44:40Z
       
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       @stux HHS told their employees not to respond at all, but if they do to be as vague as possible, avoid revealing any sensitive information, and assume that they are submitting their responses to "malign actors"
       
 (DIR) Post #ArScJjK3ZDBgzKBHhA by stux@mstdn.social
       2025-02-25T00:45:15Z
       
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       @trebach I just keep sending random stuff 😁 im habing fun
       
 (DIR) Post #ArSdpQ6mdjB0cLeCzw by trebach@functional.cafe
       2025-02-25T01:02:11Z
       
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       This should give you many ideas: http://bofharchive.com/BOFH.htmlThere's more but he started writing them for The Register in 2000 so it's here is no particular order after they redid the site: https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/bofh/
       
 (DIR) Post #ArSdpq4Y6eq18wnn7o by FallsMom@mastodon.coffee
       2025-02-25T01:02:14Z
       
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       @stux I enrolled them in emails from Shutterfly, that should keep their inbox full!
       
 (DIR) Post #ArSdvT4yVVY3ZKgYk4 by Snowshadow@mastodon.social
       2025-02-25T01:03:12Z
       
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       @stux 😆 Loving this!!
       
 (DIR) Post #ArSeDDo221BrPcE4gq by c_dan4th@mstdn.social
       2025-02-25T01:06:25Z
       
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       @stux The beep boop noises are the key here.
       
 (DIR) Post #ArSfLCzl1vjBAU5Cs4 by Paxil@mastodon.social
       2025-02-25T01:19:11Z
       
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       @stux Smoked some KetamineShook my moneymakerPut boogers under people's desksMade coffeeStole some office supplies
       
 (DIR) Post #ArShiVATpUNa6DKiQK by trebach@functional.cafe
       2025-02-25T01:45:45Z
       
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       @stux All of these things have actually happened buy variius people1. Got cut from the Kansas City Chiefs2. Was pulled over for doing 140 over on U.S. 61 in Minnesota3. Caused an entire nation to lose internet access4. Helped score 149 own goals5. Attempted to claim Bir Tawil as a sovereign state
       
 (DIR) Post #ArShk68nqmrV3gJH3Q by trebach@functional.cafe
       2025-02-25T01:46:05Z
       
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       @stux All of these things have actually happened by various people1. Got cut from the Kansas City Chiefs2. Was pulled over for doing 140 over on U.S. 61 in Minnesota3. Caused an entire nation to lose internet access4. Helped score 149 own goals5. Attempted to claim Bir Tawil as a sovereign state
       
 (DIR) Post #ArSnGhxxFjoDPMbYH2 by Beachbum@mastodon.sdf.org
       2025-02-25T02:47:58Z
       
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       @stux I wonder if after they feed it in the AI if it will be deemed as a necessary job. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?