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(DIR) Post #Aq5SNJLTbTnPDArbUG by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-01-14T22:43:26Z
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Do you ever think about pelicans and get really scared. (They are kind of scary) but then remember the pterosaurs were real animals?(Second image via: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/article/pterosaurs-weirdest-wonders-on-wings)
(DIR) Post #Aq5STYq0upAgzx7xJY by 7073M@noauthority.social
2025-01-14T22:44:34Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #Aq5Sa1yjU5Pf77I54q by runoutgroover@mastodon.nz
2025-01-14T22:45:42Z
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@futurebird I am still miffed at te K/T extinction event for depriving us of pterosaurs.
(DIR) Post #Aq5Se3xI4onyP2XSXQ by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-01-14T22:46:29Z
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@futurebird I love pterosaurs, and think it's such a tragedy they went extinct.
(DIR) Post #Aq5TOjBr6AQRbybROC by CuriousMagpie@beige.party
2025-01-14T22:54:53Z
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@futurebird The eyes on the pelicans seem very wrong.
(DIR) Post #Aq5TS7Iru2oVGXV0TY by Cheeseness@mastodon.social
2025-01-14T22:55:29Z
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@futurebird No problems ever in pterosaur mouth
(DIR) Post #Aq5TTrnmVXiFlgnDea by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-01-14T22:55:50Z
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@futurebird Wait, that thing could actually fly? Even with low bone density and huge wings that's insane!Are the wing extensions essentially a... finger bone-structure-wise?
(DIR) Post #Aq5TWjI2by5WEnJNtQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-01-14T22:56:23Z
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@CuriousMagpie Yes. It's the *eyes* that are the biggest problem here.
(DIR) Post #Aq5TwJZaqgVA0VinRY by Thatonepersonwithaface@todon.eu
2025-01-14T23:00:56Z
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@futurebird Those folks who want to ride around in kangaroo pouches are weirdos, I want to ride around ina pterosaurs mouth like a normal person.
(DIR) Post #Aq5U5e1w9uby3nQarw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-01-14T23:02:41Z
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@Thatonepersonwithaface Seems like a uh one way kind of ride...
(DIR) Post #Aq5UTth1ZpX9aTD852 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-01-14T23:07:03Z
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@fuzzykb Yeah... they were kind of their own thing... which makes it more sad they are gone.
(DIR) Post #Aq5V3ouqoaq1CFo7Jg by runoutgroover@mastodon.nz
2025-01-14T23:12:57Z
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@futurebird Also #NotAllPterosaurs
(DIR) Post #Aq5VWyRGULSD83s1DM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-01-14T23:18:49Z
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@runoutgroover I think these two could have been good friends somehow. https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/455514-Myrmilloides-grandiceps/browse_photos
(DIR) Post #Aq5WKLkabYhjcPSAoC by Moss@beige.party
2025-01-14T23:27:41Z
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@futurebird @Thatonepersonwithaface Unless they pull an Ace Ventura…
(DIR) Post #Aq5Xo7OgdO5BkCy1dg by albertcardona@mathstodon.xyz
2025-01-14T23:44:15Z
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@futurebird Cormorants are also scary as hell: can swallow 3 large fishes just like that.https://m.youtube.com/shorts/soai8u9Dkg0
(DIR) Post #Aq5Xun46ctbyiGWR2O by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-01-14T23:45:32Z
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@albertcardona I imagine when that happens the fish has time to think "well s**t"
(DIR) Post #Aq5aPmX4rBHlwiykl6 by keithpjolley@discuss.systems
2025-01-15T00:13:31Z
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@futurebird the worst part of pelicans is the stream of fish smelling poop they splatter all over the place. i'm thinking that pterosaurs dropping a load on you could cause some serious injuries, psychic and otherwise.
(DIR) Post #Aq5aVglbCsN9nkaWCu by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-01-15T00:14:36Z
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@keithpjolley You have an imagination on you, sir. A rare one, perhaps thankfully.But I suppose the best speculation is that which has the ring of truth. What a way to go!
(DIR) Post #Aq5cLx04CF8NA1q6GO by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
2025-01-15T00:35:12Z
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@futurebird Have you heard my rant about how every single seabird is a terrifying all-consuming, animal-guzzling monster? No?
(DIR) Post #Aq5csdXRZje8MF2MZE by grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
2025-01-15T00:41:09Z
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@futurebird they fucking eat live squirrels they're so fucked up
(DIR) Post #Aq6NxEvBDyjtIopudc by John_Loader@ohai.social
2025-01-15T09:28:35Z
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@futurebird a wonderful bird is the pelicanIts beak can hold more than its belly canThey had to remove one from ST James's park in London as it ate the pigeons. It was actually keeping down pests but tourists didn't like it
(DIR) Post #Aq8TMygH7HyQY9sPpY by juergen_hubert@thefolklore.cafe
2025-01-16T09:38:37Z
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@futurebird I'm _pretty_ sure they would not be able to swallow me, although I would be leery of leaving unattended infants in their vicinity.
(DIR) Post #Aq8TUuwEun57G9871M by juergen_hubert@thefolklore.cafe
2025-01-16T09:40:05Z
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@futurebird @CuriousMagpie Have you ever googled some closeups of pigeon eyes?The Gates of Hell, I tell you!