Post Apu8KJF5OXomCWbffM by steve@discuss.systems
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 (DIR) Post #Apu7S8mG5TUg6hIEWe by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-01-09T11:27:12Z
       
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       Remember if it’s below 5C outside your cat is entitled to overtime pets x2.  It’s the law! #picathecat #PicaLaw #catsofmastodon #tabbycat #cold
       
 (DIR) Post #Apu82qA0GfFj58tosy by ajsadauskas@social.vivaldi.net
       2025-01-09T11:33:45Z
       
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       @futurebird Mr Snowy informs me that it's also the law to give double scratches in Australia when it's above 5C...
       
 (DIR) Post #Apu8KJF5OXomCWbffM by steve@discuss.systems
       2025-01-09T11:36:56Z
       
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       @futurebird Atlas asks “what if it’s below -11 (feels like -17 🙀)?”
       
 (DIR) Post #Apu9VMX5bMGtXsrV0i by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-01-09T11:50:12Z
       
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       @steve pets x4! plus bonus pets for each degree below zero.
       
 (DIR) Post #Apu9uNxzPKMlESNNlw by shannonpersists@mastodon.social
       2025-01-09T11:54:38Z
       
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       @futurebird Dang right!
       
 (DIR) Post #ApuAX2NLcGJNYwfSwi by SaareMartha@epicure.social
       2025-01-09T12:01:39Z
       
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       @futurebird Absolutely!  La Mousie is up to x 3 as she came in off the balcony with her bum wet and it's my fault
       
 (DIR) Post #ApuB7wMOwZ2ncZp17o by hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange
       2025-01-09T12:08:20Z
       
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       @futurebird Maddie informs me that the Florida adjusted double scratch limit is anything below 15C
       
 (DIR) Post #ApuCJFV4DrXG7bpc8W by hlega@mastodon.social
       2025-01-09T12:21:33Z
       
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       @futurebird I have picked up my second bird corpse of the year in my garden, not eaten just killed for the fun of it, by our neighbours cat
       
 (DIR) Post #ApuDhf2yzUhUG5tqEq by jmax@mastodon.social
       2025-01-09T12:37:08Z
       
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       @futurebird Careful cat servants note, though: "Entitled to" is not the same thing as "wants". e.g. Tux the Executive Cat wants exactly as much pets as he wants, and no more. Over-petting is an offense.
       
 (DIR) Post #ApuGqPbs3Ulcqj5BuS by georgebmillion_com@mastodon.social
       2025-01-09T13:12:24Z
       
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       @futurebird Cat's deserve as much pitty paps as possible.
       
 (DIR) Post #ApuJ0KmF4tYofInDJw by Sundarban1122@mastodon.social
       2025-01-09T13:36:35Z
       
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       @futurebird https://bdnewst20.blogspot.com
       
 (DIR) Post #ApuX5yEPDKz3pvY1ho by ferrix@mastodon.online
       2025-01-09T16:14:29Z
       
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       @futurebird do not upset cat union