Post Apk88APyuzSCzPUFNo by shnoorg@infosec.exchange
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(DIR) Post #Apk5MWeClbXc7mIL4a by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-01-04T15:16:38Z
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Do we know anything about conspiracy theories about the pyramids only... from the time when they were built in the First Kingdom of ancient Egypt?What were cranks saying about them *back then*?You know, like how people talk about Denver International Airport.
(DIR) Post #Apk5e351R8H5dRC5eC by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-01-04T15:19:46Z
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"The Pyrimids are just a distraction. Where did they get all of those stones? What did they build as they pulled them out!""Imai, the stone are from Giza plateau it's not even that far, just to the south. For crying out loud my brother WORKS there!""That's what they want you to think."
(DIR) Post #Apk6DHucHbEvlu88HY by JamesWidman@mastodon.social
2025-01-04T15:26:06Z
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@futurebird wait, how do people talk about DEN?
(DIR) Post #Apk6LJjrNMXRkkvZei by YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
2025-01-04T15:27:32Z
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@futurebird Egypt hasn't left any evidence of a technological boondoggle that needs to be explained away with ghost stories.https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/next/next-question-has-there-been-any-effort-to-resurrect-dias-failed-baggage-system-from-hell/73-cd5c7bc7-7e3a-4c6a-92c5-ed710bdefdc8Just saying.
(DIR) Post #Apk6Ma6a0l3gno9otk by isotopp@infosec.exchange
2025-01-04T15:25:58Z
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@futurebird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RkCOOr93KsWe have full visual documentation of how the pyramids were actually used, and it is surprisingly close to Denver Intl Airport.
(DIR) Post #Apk6S8eUzeabOcflWi by photovotary@beige.party
2025-01-04T15:28:49Z
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@futurebird The comparison of pyramids to Denver Int’l Airport is 🏆 😂
(DIR) Post #Apk6TabmXRtOOG5rmq by JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange
2025-01-04T15:27:07Z
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@futurebird Well, I don't know if "blame the Jews" was a thing in that era, but I'm sure there was some sort of racial/ethnic/religious minority they blamed stuff on.
(DIR) Post #Apk6ziZWSvhGM6MBpA by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-01-04T15:34:57Z
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@futurebird Assistant to the Pharaoh: "Pharaoh, vocal malcontents are spreading the most absurd theories about why you're building a huge pyramid."Pharaoh: "Yes, I've been thinking I'm going to build a huge lion, but with my head, and a mysterious, disturbing expression on it. And we'll never explain why. Let them theorize themselves to death."
(DIR) Post #Apk88APyuzSCzPUFNo by shnoorg@infosec.exchange
2025-01-04T15:45:49Z
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@futurebird "they did this in south and central america too! it's only a matter of time..."
(DIR) Post #Apk93VwrXd4gGrDCgy by andyhilmer@mstdn.social
2025-01-04T15:58:00Z
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Pretty sure the Hittites were all about MAGA.@futurebird
(DIR) Post #ApkBBrc150GFgWZQTg by barrygoldman1@sauropods.win
2025-01-04T16:21:56Z
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@futurebird i read a book about the people who worked on one of the pyramid like constructs. they left lots of records of their life.what was it called?it's been awhile since i studied ancient egypt.
(DIR) Post #ApkCwSpH9SUwNPYaQ4 by Moss@beige.party
2025-01-04T16:41:33Z
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@futurebird I bet all the professional knife sharpeners were up in arms about how their jobs were being taken away.
(DIR) Post #ApkFJMZalXlbYIGfTs by SirNameless_1@social.vivaldi.net
2025-01-04T17:08:04Z
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@futurebird @photovotary I know this isn’t exactly what you’re asking for, but it reminded me of this quote that cracks me up every time I think of it:“As for the Pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much as the fact that so many men could be found degraded enough to spend their lives constructing a tomb for some ambitious booby, whom it would have been wiser and manlier to have drowned in the Nile, and then given his body to the dogs.”(Thoreau, Walden, Architecture)