Post ApMWDdIxvNFDokohIe by internetfreak@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #ApLxxDZoPuZAwphK4W by PoastSupport@poa.st
2024-12-24T00:00:38.617920Z
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🎄🎁Poast's 4th Annual Christmas Giveaway - Day 6🎁🎄OK no jokes today, no silly message- let's cut straight to the chase: in honor of Christmas Eve's eve, :amazon: $20 Amazon gift card could be yours because the 6th daily Christmas-week giveaway begins right now! If you want it, you're going to have to lock in and will victory into existence because after this there's only one more day left, and then it's so over... the giveaways I mean. It's Christmas after that, don't worry.Here's how to enter: you must have joined Poast before 12/17/24, post in this thread and make graf laugh, and if you've already won, your entry will be ignored The winner for this giveaway will be announced 12/24/24 at 18:00 ET. Good luck and thanks again for being with us.
(DIR) Post #ApLy0GQ6Im6AdRbjfs by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
2024-12-24T00:01:13.148052Z
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@PoastSupport is funny (to me anyways)
(DIR) Post #ApLy5qG8TniNEjbfBA by Witch_Hunter_Siegfired@poa.st
2024-12-24T00:02:13.413940Z
6 likes, 3 repeats
@PoastSupport
(DIR) Post #ApLyDvW4ol9RrFuy5A by graf@poa.st
2024-12-24T00:03:40.061126Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@PoastSupport Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!
(DIR) Post #ApLyGePWs9KZft9cq8 by mikuphile@gearlandia.haus
2024-12-24T00:04:08.305667Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @PoastSupport Based yidsney:mito_laugh:?
(DIR) Post #ApLyzNBDmaYPGWmr1k by yockeypuck@poa.st
2024-12-24T00:12:15.676110Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@graf @PoastSupport Sothis E. Dec arc is a good one.
(DIR) Post #ApLzv9ijyxjCJm1Ca0 by WhiskeyBent@nicecrew.digital
2024-12-24T00:22:27.012848Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
But niggers don't have souls
(DIR) Post #ApM04fFk7D6GigzNIG by graf@poa.st
2024-12-24T00:24:24.457512Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@yockeypuck @PoastSupport These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top!
(DIR) Post #ApM1onWXnPwHeAPSEK by LatigoMorgan@poa.st
2024-12-24T00:43:54.942825Z
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@PoastSupport So Lena takes herself a trip to California one year, to visit some friends who live there. Her friends take her to Disneyland, they see the famous movie star homes, then do some window shopping on Rodeo Drive.Waiting at a street corner for the light to change, Lena sees a Hell's Angel go by on his Harley and immediately gets excited."Oh! Oh! Dat's vat I want to do! I vant to be a Hell's Angel and ride de motorcycle! Brooom, Brooom, let's go!!!"Well, her friends try to convince her otherwise, but Lena is insistent, "Broom, Broom, I ride de motorcycle, let's go!" So finally her friends agree and take her to the meeting at the Hell's Angel's clubhouse.The meeting begins and the chapter leader steps up to the podium and asks, "Before we start, is there anyone here who wants to join the Hell's Angels?"Lena immediately jumps up, "Yes! YES!!! I vant to be a Hell's Angel and ride da motorcycle. Broom, Broom, let's go!!!"The leader looks at her sceptically, then finally says, "Well, if you want to be a Hell's Angel you'll need to pass a few of our tests. First, if you want to be a Hell's Angel, you need to have a bike."Lena starts jumping up and down, "Oh yah, I gots a Harley Davidson, 1200cc, I ride da motorcycle, broom broom let's go!"The leader, a bit nonplussed, says, "if you want to be a Hell's Angel, you need to have a leather jacket."Lena says, "Oh yah! I got de great jacket...has de skull and crossbones on one shoulder and crossed daggers on de otter. I'm ready to ride de motorcycle Broom Broom let's go!"The leader smiles and says, "If you want to be a Hell's Angel, you have to have a helmet."Lena, getting more exited by the moment squeals, "Yah, Yah! I gots a helmut from my great grandpa vas in de first world war...it gots the spike up the middle...I'm ready ride de motorcycle, broom broom let's go!"The leader then says, "If you want to be a Hell's Angel, you have to have the boots."Lena says, Yah!! I gots de great boots! Yused to belong to my uncle who vas a Nazi in de second world war. I'm ready, ride de motorcycle, broom broom, let's go!"The leader, now realizing he's backed himself completely into a corner says, "We only have one more test. If you can pass this test, you're in. If you want to be a Hell's Angel, you have to have been picked up by the fuzz!"Lena, perplexed look on her face, breaks into a big frown..."Ohhhhh...NOooo! I've been svung around by de tits once or twice...but I ain't never been picked up by da fuzz!!!"
(DIR) Post #ApM2bKvktV079iLZmS by Skringot@poa.st
2024-12-24T00:52:44.335202Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@PoastSupport This is still one of the funniest things ever poasted imo. poa.st/@nickjfuentes/posts/A5GqhbJJaf4103pYyO
(DIR) Post #ApM79R2Z5GhRle2ycC by NecroHole@poa.st
2024-12-24T01:43:41.362950Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@PoastSupport :grafstare:
(DIR) Post #ApMHMDxS2DAgV0ON3A by man@poa.st
2024-12-24T03:37:58.627426Z
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@PoastSupport jesus is the graf not laughing his ass off all day everday enough already
(DIR) Post #ApMJ9RFxTnrbt550fA by ssmagicmark@poa.st
2024-12-24T03:58:01.406595Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@PoastSupport Where does one purchase that T-shirt?
(DIR) Post #ApMWDdIxvNFDokohIe by internetfreak@poa.st
2024-12-24T06:24:34.661281Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@PoastSupport
(DIR) Post #ApNAgRq7cwTgp6cWB6 by BobsonDugnuttHB@poa.st
2024-12-24T13:57:57.807245Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@PoastSupport
(DIR) Post #ApNFgnJ8JFLjAxAsDY by Whitewall_Blasphemy@poa.st
2024-12-24T14:54:04.728526Z
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@BobsonDugnuttHB @PoastSupport Current day Disney : the other other Blacked