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(DIR) Post #AogYyG1G4IeDK7IOjQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-12-04T00:37:29Z
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You'd hardly think it to look at methat a cat like me could be so hungryBut it's time it is said.I have never been fed.I never been treated right!Not once in my life. You'd think for a cat like melife would be so free and easy!I'm loved and praisedbut you'll be amazed.When you see my bowl so barethere isn't any food thereI've never been fed. I've never beed fed.And soon I'll be DEAD.Because I've never been fed.
(DIR) Post #AogZUdSyQcLFJGhN4a by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-12-04T00:43:20Z
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Coming soon (whether you like it or not): PICA! the musical.
(DIR) Post #AogZVle3VOnaxuQD44 by falcennial@mastodon.social
2024-12-04T00:43:29Z
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@futurebird OMG SOMEONE FEED THAT POOR CAT, waaaaiiiiit a minute 🤣🤣
(DIR) Post #AogZhk15O06XOCu4ye by heafnerj@mstdn.social
2024-12-04T00:45:41Z
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@futurebird I’ll take two tickets in advance. Front row please.
(DIR) Post #AogZoJLMxBA4gyWWbA by mattmcirvin@mathstodon.xyz
2024-12-04T00:46:51Z
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@futurebird wait, I think I know this cat
(DIR) Post #AogadpVP8V0XD1mdg8 by That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
2024-12-04T00:56:11Z
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@futurebird That is Beautiful!May I borrow it?
(DIR) Post #AogalnSIds3BAS88QK by lePetomaneAncien@fosstodon.org
2024-12-04T00:57:38Z
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@futurebird Am I correct that the lyrics are based on Pica's Book of Practical Powers?
(DIR) Post #AogartT5CTHHYLP67k by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-12-04T00:58:44Z
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@secretsloth Well in our house we go for the uh... traditional rendition.
(DIR) Post #AogayNhVhzgD3VFIQK by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-12-04T00:59:54Z
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@futurebird based on a true story
(DIR) Post #AogcXTaDvgpVOC8Tqq by jstevenyork@mastodon.social
2024-12-04T01:17:26Z
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@futurebird Not My Cat (seen here begging at my kitchen window a few days ago) endorses this poetry. I ran out of the canned food my actual cat won't eat the other day, and had the audacity to put out a bowl of crunchy treats. She was so mad, she only ate half and has stayed away the last few days. (Yes, I bought more canned food anticipating her return.)
(DIR) Post #AogeBjoz4lknHvnn4S by BernieDoesIt@mstdn.social
2024-12-04T01:35:56Z
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@futurebird Better than that other musical about cats.
(DIR) Post #AogoDkv6xcIqoiGjHk by Habigelo@spore.social
2024-12-04T03:28:20Z
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@futurebird may I recommend a tall ceiling as a performance venue? I lived with a cat who sang his nightly post dinner aria in the hallway with the 20” ceiling because he liked the echo.
(DIR) Post #Aogs7VhZ1sfThGD3fE by david42@mastodon.online
2024-12-04T04:12:03Z
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@futurebird suitable for my pica-obsessed 10yo?
(DIR) Post #Aoh0kgjck0swqJMj3I by gay_ornithischians@sauropods.win
2024-12-04T05:48:46Z
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@futurebird what would the antipica be like? what would happen if pica and antipica met?
(DIR) Post #AzaBaEIeNwlFlXYyuW by robbielink@c.im
2025-10-25T23:20:15Z
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@futurebirdI've heard that song before. I think it's one that all cats learn in first grade.
(DIR) Post #AzaCHslFpJV1hrl2BM by flashesofpanic@ruby.social
2025-10-25T23:28:07Z
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@futurebird ah yes, singing the song of her people
(DIR) Post #AzcIIWaip8caPPavia by Urban_Hermit@mstdn.social
2025-10-26T23:44:54Z
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@futurebird one would think that a cat named Pica would eat any old thing...
(DIR) Post #AzcIKT5MpSR87Cr692 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-10-26T23:45:17Z
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@Urban_Hermit One would be VERY wrong. She is deeply picky.
(DIR) Post #AzcIVCAg3YocqFSEFM by aprilfollies@mastodon.online
2025-10-26T23:47:12Z
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@futurebird @Urban_Hermit Food measures in Picalitres?
(DIR) Post #AzcQh1gXfV8lQbVkcy by Urban_Hermit@mstdn.social
2025-10-27T01:18:58Z
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@futurebird Nominative determinism? Nope, nominative oppositional. Pica the cat is a picky eater.