Post AogbaBsu5bYbPcbUbw by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #AogI6XKJuB4a66Zdaa by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-12-03T21:28:30Z
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What is the most scary animal?
(DIR) Post #AogIHMrr8FawqQQOWG by WTL@mastodon.social
2024-12-03T21:30:25Z
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@futurebird Human.
(DIR) Post #AogIXi8XozqpRX1Wfg by lienrag@mastodon.tedomum.net
2024-12-03T21:33:10Z
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@futurebird Mosquito (or tick, depending on where you live).
(DIR) Post #AogIirhWbPPcI7hid6 by lePetomaneAncien@fosstodon.org
2024-12-03T21:35:24Z
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@futurebird Moose in the wild have this sort of "honey badger don't give a sh!t" attitude. If your tent is pitched where they walk and you're sleeping in your tent then after the moose passes by you're pretty much raw person burger and the moose didn't even notice.
(DIR) Post #AogImS39ukcrtVX8Ai by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-12-03T21:36:04Z
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@lePetomaneAncien I mean its how we do with with cars so why not.
(DIR) Post #AogJ8ptZwDgiDjj4wS by jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com
2024-12-03T21:40:06Z
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@futurebird The spider is terrified of you.The moose doesn't care about you.The lion has other things on it's mind.But the goose? The goose seeks you out for vengeance.
(DIR) Post #AogJB023Dm5MEoijke by gdinwiddie@mastodon.social
2024-12-03T21:40:29Z
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(DIR) Post #AogJMtPFgJYZACFAjg by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-12-03T21:42:34Z
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@josh0 I must admit "pica but HUGE" is not the most comforting thought I've ever had.
(DIR) Post #AogJTClQcgcYwCcu5Q by JeffreySmith@mastdn.social
2024-12-03T21:43:45Z
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@futurebird I once took a stroll with a fellow community school teacher along one boundary of the Serengeti Plains. When we returned from visiting a bar 5 kilometers away in the next village, we saw the paw prints of a lion on top of our shoe prints! Big paws! I felt like a quite endangered simian: the nearest tree was 400 yards away!
(DIR) Post #AogJlzs6mRBeSHiBk0 by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2024-12-03T21:47:10Z
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@futurebird My probability of being trampled and killed by a moose is greater than the other animals.
(DIR) Post #AogKFLo8InQ2szqiDw by MagentaRocks@mastodon.coffee
2024-12-03T21:52:21Z
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@futurebird I voted Spider but only the giant hairy ones. 🕷️
(DIR) Post #AogKIWDm2cOC3HLxOy by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-12-03T21:53:05Z
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@MagentaRocks Spiders just look scary because they are all babies. They are scared of ants.
(DIR) Post #AogKMYjedSR70YBwno by FishNamedDog@mastodon.social
2024-12-03T21:53:47Z
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@futurebird if measured by "if pissed off", lion. if measured by "likelihood to die due to", spider. if measured by "ease to piss off", goose.
(DIR) Post #AogKYDr65mz3j0EbHV by MagentaRocks@mastodon.coffee
2024-12-03T21:55:40Z
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@futurebird LOL, just searching 'giant spiders' tells me some of them ain't no babies. ;) But I get it.
(DIR) Post #AogKauhHmLMdAvvcfo by Moondancer@beige.party
2024-12-03T21:56:23Z
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@futurebird Too few of you voted for goose.
(DIR) Post #AogKgLYlKdmlw5X4fw by LostSpirit@poa.st
2024-12-03T21:57:27.294793Z
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@futurebird The only people who do NOT select goose have never interacted with a goose.
(DIR) Post #AogOjTX0Y7ntLSSWbA by DrSuzanne@ohai.social
2024-12-03T22:42:37Z
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@futurebird unleashed aggressive dogs. ☹️
(DIR) Post #AogQ0HPUy6yMd4WWEy by etosaurus@mastodon.social
2024-12-03T22:56:59Z
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@futurebird I went with lion but did hesitate between it and moose. given the incidence rate of mostly irrational "what if I'm hiking alone and get eaten by a mountain lion?" brainworms I have, voting lion seemed most genuine. I have a lot of cognitive respect-fear for moose, just a more instinctive and emotional fear of apex predators. Spiders are fragile little babies. Geese are large and assertive enough to assert their boundaries (and people don't like that) so I respect their space.
(DIR) Post #AogR8CvHdVB8yzjc8G by pileczka_gaia@chaos.social
2024-12-03T23:09:37Z
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@futurebird i voted moose, but the real answer (wrt where I live at least) is cow and wild boar
(DIR) Post #AogS7iR15fBENauITI by nrmacdonald@mastodon.social
2024-12-03T23:20:36Z
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@futurebird https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naegleria_fowleri
(DIR) Post #AogWnTkKUY7Knr6tF2 by abetterjulie@wandering.shop
2024-12-03T21:40:26Z
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@futurebird I heard a pissed off lion roar once, and it was the most evolutionary triggering sound I've ever experienced. It was absolutely terrifying.
(DIR) Post #AogY082makkrDHKyX2 by floatybirb@mastodon.social
2024-12-04T00:26:36Z
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@futurebird the goose has neither fear nor pity and cannot be slain in battle.A room with a moose is disturbing, but as the #OrbitalMooseSanctuary is sadly not a thing yet, most meese dwell not in rooms. As such, the average moose is just a normal level of unnerving and is no match for the supernatural terror that is a goose's eternal wrath.
(DIR) Post #AogZQSEUFjrPJKve2C by jared@spookykitties.com
2024-12-04T00:42:23Z
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@futurebird I believe it is actually my Most Spookiest Lady my Cat Penguin. I tell her as much all the time
(DIR) Post #AogaevCdRIOlAVWbrc by MikeImBack@disabled.social
2024-12-04T00:56:14Z
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@futurebird I wonder if it's actually moose because of car crashes...the Mythbusters actually tested a myth about hitting moose with your car. conclusion was just don't do it hahaha
(DIR) Post #AogaojcXMANe8uJseG by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2024-12-04T00:58:10Z
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@futurebird Question: What is the difference between a moose and a train.Answer: the train has to run on tracks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylCfXvKmdvU
(DIR) Post #AogbaASzMTEX0xTHZw by Yaiaou@eldritch.cafe
2024-12-04T01:06:08Z
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@abetterjulie @futurebird I once visited a zoo at night with a keeper who made me experiment what it feels like to be seen as a food. He dragged me in front of lions as if he was bringing food. Unsettling.
(DIR) Post #AogbaBsu5bYbPcbUbw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-12-04T01:06:44Z
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@Yaiaou @abetterjulie excuse me WHAT
(DIR) Post #Aogbny8hzRdCpwZAoK by Yaiaou@eldritch.cafe
2024-12-04T01:09:14Z
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@futurebird @abetterjulie we were separated by a cage
(DIR) Post #AoggHkUpgAL71lN1JA by bhearsum@fosstodon.org
2024-12-04T01:59:26Z
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@futurebird Lion, but moose is a close second.
(DIR) Post #AoggN7t88Udd1YIcue by KaKetelmug@mstdn.social
2024-12-04T02:00:22Z
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@futurebird Other: Wolf. Once went to a "wilderness park" where the half-wild wolves were about to get fed. They started howling. No matter how many time you"ve heard it in movies, the real thing made me (and my academic colleagues) feel like running to the nearest cave and put a big fire at the entrance. Insta-stone-age-brain-trigger.
(DIR) Post #Aogp7blcB9MQe5SXlg by Habigelo@spore.social
2024-12-04T03:38:28Z
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@futurebird @josh0 visiting the zoo and seeing the tigers do the very familiar "I'm waiting for dinner" pacing dance was a bit disconcerting.
(DIR) Post #AogpyTM6BQgFuCjS64 by Habigelo@spore.social
2024-12-04T03:47:58Z
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@futurebird this was merch actually sold by my alma mater and I still voted for moose
(DIR) Post #AomWjbbEW8CQwwlg3s by maswan@mastodon.acc.sunet.se
2024-12-06T21:40:36Z
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@futurebirdPoll over which reminds me of my reasoning: I've been in.close contact with spiders, geese, and moose without feeling like I was in direct danger. By elimination, lion is scariest as an unknown if I would ever encounter one.Of course, given that I live in northern Sweden, moose is by far the most likely cause of bodily harm. This has happened in town, and when I noticed that there was a mother&child duo, the 20-30 or so meters I had stopped feeling sufficient.
(DIR) Post #AomXWoYD9ZdJJ5oqR6 by MrBerard@mastodon.acm.org
2024-12-06T21:49:33Z
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@futurebird I feel the biome in which the respondent live is going to be determinant here. I'm a Goose guy. Those bastards are fierce. They don't call it the Butcher's Bill for nothing.So, what's up with Mooses?