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 (DIR) Post #AoTWWujUNTy4WRL5zU by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-11-27T17:38:54Z
       
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       Ok… hear me out on this one:Consider… an ANTvent calendar where you get different ants every day for a month! you don’t have to even open it— they just come out! This could be it!
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTWrkS7nHlIij9TIe by whitneymcn@mastodon.xyz
       2024-11-27T17:42:37Z
       
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       @futurebird That actually sounds like "summer" in my house. 😀
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTWuMEEJauASXtf8K by tinydoctor@mstdn.social
       2024-11-27T17:42:38Z
       
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       @futurebird At least my grandchildren wouldn't eat all the ants on December 1.
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTWveevHBn7uV06qW by NuanceRhymesWithOrange@mstdn.social
       2024-11-27T17:43:00Z
       
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       @futurebird ok, if they're made of chocolate
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTWwtjAjlwUvya5ey by katzenschiff@chaos.social
       2024-11-27T17:43:15Z
       
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       @futurebird not sure this is for everyone
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTWy9YZN3o8JgDixk by springdiesel@spore.social
       2024-11-27T17:43:38Z
       
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       @futurebird 🧡🧡🧡
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTX4MFl4uWLQpNdaq by chrisamaphone@hci.social
       2024-11-27T17:44:48Z
       
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       @futurebird sometimes what you get anyway if the chocolate one isn’t well sealed
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTXDkg7dRQJn8BuUK by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-11-27T17:46:38Z
       
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       @katzenschiff  No, it will be mandatory I think.
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTXNGaWMhVjMc6lfc by katzenschiff@chaos.social
       2024-11-27T17:48:17Z
       
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       @futurebird 🥲
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTXqt0uZvXWw8Zlho by martin_piper@mastodon.social
       2024-11-27T17:53:29Z
       
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       @futurebird yes
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTXrruIB9URnGwqMC by llewelly@sauropods.win
       2024-11-27T17:53:42Z
       
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       @futurebird clearly, the ant vent calendar should be replete with ants with large gasters.
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTYm5RR2pj9zGG1M8 by Edelruth@mastodon.online
       2024-11-27T18:04:01Z
       
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       @futurebird For the garden, right. Right?
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTZBIZHNTi1wCwr56 by michael_w_busch@mastodon.online
       2024-11-27T18:08:34Z
       
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       @futurebird via the children's science section at my local public library:Are you aware of Oecophylla smaragdina, the tree ant species where the queens are bright green?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oecophylla_smaragdina
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTZaROBiaASXGkVjk by platypus@glammr.us
       2024-11-27T18:13:06Z
       
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       @futurebird 😂😂😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTcC0u6pyczJ1iwhU by drj@typo.social
       2024-11-27T18:42:19Z
       
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       @futurebird score: F. F for F-ANTastic.
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTdLzUv1LJXnJGLYW by Sable_Shade@mastodon.social
       2024-11-27T18:55:20Z
       
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       @futurebird I already have this.In my pantry, kitchen draws, bathroom and somewhere, I don't know where, behind my couch!
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTevJEZjVXR5y1UoK by taxorubio@fosstodon.org
       2024-11-27T19:12:55Z
       
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       @futurebird Ok but for the tenth edition you have to release all the previous ones as an antology
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTg2d74K1KWjJZBp2 by freequaybuoy@mastodon.social
       2024-11-27T19:25:25Z
       
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       @futurebird Can we get Trump some ANTvent pants?
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTiurOVdkzuZIi98C by arcadetoken@autistics.life
       2024-11-27T19:57:39Z
       
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       @futurebird 12 Banded Sugars11 Yellow Meadows10 Dinosaurs9 Little Black Ants8 Argentine Ants7 Black Garden Ants6 Dracula Ants5 Fire Aaaaaaaants4 Bullet Ants3 Pharoahs2 Red Wood AntsAnd a Cornfield in a dead loggggggg 🎵
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTjJ5N1KUGirdZALA by wauz@mastodon.de
       2024-11-27T20:02:01Z
       
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       @futurebirdI need to snack on more than one ant a day...Termites are welcome, too!@ruicarneiro
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTmAs9KtpzpPGwNt2 by antdude@mastodon.social
       2024-11-27T20:33:54Z
       
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       @futurebird @alexwild  do it from your collection pls
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTmbX0zaMVPg4kYsK by Su_G@aus.social
       2024-11-27T20:38:57Z
       
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       @futurebird Your enthusiasm is wonderfully infectious! - but all the good ant puns have already been made! 😃
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTmnIwzhd3pX4Ufzc by cheribaker@writing.exchange
       2024-11-27T20:41:05Z
       
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       @futurebird genius!
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTtH7SvZEsYKD1wQ4 by MichaelPorter@ottawa.place
       2024-11-27T21:53:42Z
       
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       @futurebird @lisamelton Hey, that’s just a regular calendar that you smeared with honey and left lying on the ground for a few days!
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTxyWHFardLXtWE2y by monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org
       2024-11-27T22:46:21Z
       
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       @futurebirdHow about a little bit of soil each day for 24 days and then on Christmas day you get the ants?@troublewithwords
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTyghXx3VSVErOjqa by barrygoldman1@sauropods.win
       2024-11-27T22:54:22Z
       
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       @futurebird do you eat them?
       
 (DIR) Post #AoTytdhaf1hf504lDU by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-11-27T22:56:44Z
       
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       @barrygoldman1  no other way around probably
       
 (DIR) Post #AoVBPZno5Xw0rLwGBs by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-11-28T12:51:34Z
       
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       @dasgrueneblatt @sloanlance Yes. Obviously. :)