Post AnygssJ1k4LhCaYkDo by johnefrancis@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AnygUz9EeTX3TLaVqS by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-12T20:34:34Z
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The term boyfriend implies the existence of a boyfoe. This is a service I am willing to provide.
(DIR) Post #AnygdZIW8F3tuC1RAm by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-11-12T20:36:05Z
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@ErikUden But is it open source?Because then it would ... boyfoss(I will let myself out now)
(DIR) Post #Anygha29Kyv9LXHNjM by Kalshann@mastodon.social
2024-11-12T20:36:49Z
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@ErikUden I don't know about internationally but in my experience this is the only friendship most men offer in America.
(DIR) Post #AnygssJ1k4LhCaYkDo by johnefrancis@mastodon.social
2024-11-12T20:38:48Z
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@ErikUden is backstabbing included? What about a treachery package?
(DIR) Post #Anyh1QdZyxhnzoFdq4 by farah@beige.party
2024-11-12T20:40:24Z
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@ErikUden Here’s your theme song https://youtu.be/fT7IDdP72GA?si=l0pwPXIDIYOPmwLM
(DIR) Post #AnyhAqXl283Ews1EqO by emu@blob.cat
2024-11-12T20:42:10.917135Z
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@ErikUden boyarchnemesis
(DIR) Post #Anyi05yBRFuJYpohc0 by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-12T20:51:24Z
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@emu I want a monopoly. I'll take your entire stock
(DIR) Post #Anyigu8ZJ7AtJb5TGa by funbaker@chaos.social
2024-11-12T20:59:07Z
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@ErikUden as much as the existence of william dafoe implies the existance of william dafriend
(DIR) Post #AnykZIYGqnM4cwbtA0 by katzenberger@mastodon.de
2024-11-12T21:20:10Z
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@ErikUden Others do it for free.
(DIR) Post #AnymbP35rhKTGV9tc8 by femme_mal@mstdn.social
2024-11-12T21:42:57Z
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@ErikUden I am positive you would be extremely thorough and efficient while offering detailed documentation.I think I might even prefer this to an inefficient and superficial boyfriend.
(DIR) Post #AnyoBZH1QYfJM6TxGy by jstatepost@mstdn.social
2024-11-12T22:00:41Z
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@ErikUden 🥥 This is a service Eye provided unconsciously before Eye got properly socialized, Erik. 🥥
(DIR) Post #Anyz8Yn9rQfiUMHXOK by acb@mastodon.social
2024-11-13T00:03:23Z
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@ErikUden Traditionally known as a nemesis, as per Kate Beaton’s historical comics
(DIR) Post #Anz0sOtj4wd74smBsW by monotonehell@aus.social
2024-11-13T00:22:52Z
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@ErikUden fiends with benefits?
(DIR) Post #Anz0tctKXJTGlfAwoS by Karen5Lund@mastodon.social
2024-11-13T00:23:07Z
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@ErikUden No need. I've had a few in my time. Indeed, some boyfriends have become boyfoes. And several wannabe boyfriends were immediately recognized as boyfoes from the beginning.
(DIR) Post #AnzIkIOv9GNtmoeVQO by dave_cochran@infosec.exchange
2024-11-13T03:43:06Z
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@ErikUden surely boyfoes are people like Brock "Allen" Turner (the swimmer from the Dayton, OH area who raped a woman behind a dumpster and got a reduced sentence because the judge didn't want to hurt his potential swimming career)?
(DIR) Post #AnzP1X94BM6oA9q6iG by Archivist@social.linux.pizza
2024-11-13T04:53:28Z
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@farah @ErikUden the brainrot from 2010 tells me his theme song is actually https://youtu.be/dB_PVPyn6n8?si=gtNndFReIWLT9kWD
(DIR) Post #AnzXFO6DPXWznKcgTY by shebang@chaos.social
2024-11-13T06:25:35Z
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@ErikUden please Erik, I've been needing one for so long
(DIR) Post #AnzjVsAOaUa189Cn3I by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-13T08:43:02Z
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@shebang I am now your foe
(DIR) Post #Anzl3wMja9OtxAmkBU by shebang@chaos.social
2024-11-13T09:00:21Z
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@ErikUden Yes! Finally! An enemy!
(DIR) Post #AnzlzOyTt64ZBjqBY8 by koropokkur@eveningzoo.club
2024-11-13T09:10:50.965919Z
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(DIR) Post #Ao0COtHExSrXDZQhqy by vonxylofon@witter.cz
2024-11-13T14:06:40Z
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@ErikUden You're in for some tough competition.
(DIR) Post #Ao0CugBNBAIps8qLqq by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-13T14:12:29Z
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@vonxylofon dafoe best boyfoe