Post AnthNoKTbbW03VBmfQ by VirginiaHolloway@urbanists.social
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(DIR) Post #AndnOqSmGChBlZeY4m by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-02T18:42:55Z
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Under Pica's Regime we are forced to pet her for hours. The only topic we may discuss is how lovely Pica is. There is the mandatory cuddling and forced nap buddies. The only important work is that of preparing cat food. Naturally this is a utopia. I am very happy and Pica is magnificent.
(DIR) Post #Andnr8Cnt878txfYh6 by bk1e@mastodon.social
2024-11-02T18:48:01Z
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@futurebird It’s a good life.
(DIR) Post #AndoNDNYBnXWDGzj5U by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-02T18:53:50Z
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@bk1e It is. We are so lucky.
(DIR) Post #Andok116JjkwX7MlPM by llewelly@sauropods.win
2024-11-02T18:57:57Z
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@futurebird every now and then I'm reminded that keyboards don't require opposable thumbs.
(DIR) Post #AndopeA2CxGvNtEKHo by Mewness@sfba.social
2024-11-02T18:58:57Z
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@futurebird Just in case Pica is somehow watching me, let me say that my regard for her is of a very high order.
(DIR) Post #AndpFz6yw687tJMRkG by catselbow@fosstodon.org
2024-11-02T19:03:43Z
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@futurebird "Joy unspeakableand full of glory,the half has neveryet been told."
(DIR) Post #AndrQPHmfwghsCVkdE by pauldrye@spacey.space
2024-11-02T19:28:01Z
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@futurebird It is an honour to be a cat's Food Ape.
(DIR) Post #Ane9zuA9fM3Ywl1F4a by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2024-11-02T22:55:53Z
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@futurebird It's all fun and games until the regime begins to break down when Pica realizes that she only wants x* amount of petting.*x being a variable amount that is completely randomized and no one -- not even the cat themselves -- can actually know the correct value at any given time.
(DIR) Post #AnthNoKTbbW03VBmfQ by VirginiaHolloway@urbanists.social
2024-11-10T10:50:52Z
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@futurebird ‘Pica is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful feline I’ve ever known in my life.’
(DIR) Post #Antkc83DNTSD8adN5c by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-10T11:27:01Z
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@mawhrin @bk1e I tried to get her to come to the computer but she's very busy eating. She did tell me to post this:"THEY NEVER FEED ME. I am innocent, sweet, lovely and I have never been fed once in my life. Internet send more treat.If u want 2 become 'Acolyte of Cult of Pica' please and thank u scan mine QR code, send 2 bitcoin. I send u acolyte robe & mine little book of how u live and sleep correctly"IDK if I should post this QR code it might violate our server rules on spam...
(DIR) Post #AntlHXaHLmAWCUqWW0 by pbloem@sigmoid.social
2024-11-10T11:34:34Z
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@futurebird @mawhrin @bk1e Learning how to sleep like a cat might be worth 2 bitcoin...
(DIR) Post #AntmGmJvAyC9ZJOZfs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-10T11:45:37Z
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@mawhrin @pbloem @bk1e You also get the Acolyte robe and get to be an official acolyte of Pica! In her glorious service for ever! May she shed upon ye.
(DIR) Post #AntmPGkhukA4GhyOS8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-10T11:47:10Z
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@mawhrin @bk1e This is the human everything is going well we just do not understand these technologies well enough to post important QR code but the tech difficulties WILL be shortly resolved.
(DIR) Post #Antnu87SA644QNtLg8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-10T12:03:57Z
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@mawhrin @pbloem @bk1e The acolyte robes are very soft and have cat ears to bring u closer to perfection! This is also important for Correct Sleepin-n-Nappin
(DIR) Post #AnttHuaMdBCfAgZdmy by mcsquank@mastodon.online
2024-11-10T13:04:17Z
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@futurebird Not trying to cause trouble, but what if Pica grows hungry while supplicants prepare the meal? As the Minister of Salmon/Cream Dispensaries, I would be quite useful in Her glorious regime.