Post Ans72xpNIxH5vPRS52 by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #Ans5JkxMDH831J3TBg by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-09T16:09:40Z
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Cat: "I see your hand is moving around over that device or whatever... have you considered using your ape limb more productively? For example: to pet the cat? There are many benefits. Here I will implement a forced demonstration."
(DIR) Post #Ans5U1oWONYUCMouLw by kzeta@mastodon.social
2024-11-09T16:11:09Z
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@futurebird my dog does this too! (I think she's half-cat. 😹)
(DIR) Post #Ans5mQtbsOaVCYyaC8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-09T16:14:50Z
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@kzeta Does she do the "Mandatory Cuddling Time" as well?
(DIR) Post #Ans5tVBqJFQMXwsKQK by kzeta@mastodon.social
2024-11-09T16:15:40Z
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@futurebird yes! Until she's decided she's had enough and slides away.
(DIR) Post #Ans72xpNIxH5vPRS52 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-09T16:29:01Z
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@orangelantern I just can't shake the feeling that with #PicaTheCat she is somehow also accumulating money in some offshore account whenever she pulls something... she has so many plates spinning and lil scams she's running.
(DIR) Post #Ans7pv72BjkDh42uTA by DrorBedrack@mastodon.social
2024-11-09T16:37:30Z
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@futurebird me: trying to exerciseMy dog: that doesnt look very efficient. Have you considered throwing this ball?
(DIR) Post #AnsarNXSsnS2ogSLuS by FishNamedDog@mastodon.social
2024-11-09T22:03:04Z
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@futurebird same cat when you call him over for pets: oh god there's a chair in the way? that's always been there? CLEARLY he cannot be expected to come over!
(DIR) Post #AnutPK4qRjdrPwKCkC by swope@mstdn.plus
2024-11-11T00:40:18Z
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@futurebird I always imagine cats see humans using a phone, computer, etc. and think the human is stuck in a trance or having some mild seizure. So the cat tries to bring the human back to normal consciousness.
(DIR) Post #AnutXIhZRa93T6F6gq by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-11T00:41:47Z
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@swope "Yes, it's very sad. She is very sick. Just sits there like that moving her wrist a little... I think it's for comfort. I do try to help her."
(DIR) Post #AnuthDsqDFaBQ9FI8m by swope@mstdn.plus
2024-11-11T00:43:34Z
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@futurebird "I do what I can to help her, because otherwise my dinner would be delayed."
(DIR) Post #AnuxGLpKyF1Q3T356W by pussreboots@sfba.social
2024-11-11T01:23:31Z
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@futurebird @kzeta My cats and my dog all do.
(DIR) Post #Anv7grfiC6X9tGpO9g by DrSuzanne@ohai.social
2024-11-11T03:20:21Z
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@futurebird I woke up once to being forced to pet. It’s not a bad way to wake up tbh.