Post AnnpSpglbzTSP9lGDY by pochitoque@sivar.cafe
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(DIR) Post #AnnVk1L7Y6o6NYYSrA by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-07T11:12:09Z
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When I die please mix my ashes with concrete, then turn me into a brick and throw me at an Amazon Warehouse
(DIR) Post #AnnWmp3fleH96zIGUy by CartyBoston@mastodon.roundpond.net
2024-11-07T11:23:53Z
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@ErikUden Since, with any luck, we have time I wonder if we could design some sort of propulsion system for you.
(DIR) Post #AnnX6bnSmbN5m2995E by 3jackdaws@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T11:27:28Z
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@ErikUden 👏 👏 👏
(DIR) Post #AnnYZnJr7bCDrVmKuG by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-07T11:43:58Z
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@johnlehet The irony would me impeccable.
(DIR) Post #AnnaBEvxVvoIAy1JiK by Minjyla@troet.cafe
2024-11-07T12:01:54Z
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@ErikUden I guess Amazon would sell you after that.
(DIR) Post #AnnaVLnvgBKhHAr0pE by Suredhuuu@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T12:05:33Z
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@ErikUden Night Vision Pro 50% OFF - Say Goodbye to Night Driving Struggles! https://shorturl.at/ipuVW
(DIR) Post #AnnaXbS8TB5MO7jaIC by SIngCat49@troet.cafe
2024-11-07T12:05:59Z
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@ErikUden On an Amazon van that is parked on the sidewalk with the engine running, is that also possible?
(DIR) Post #Annafy1qPtR4isQPrs by ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T12:07:29Z
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@ErikUden why? Mixing your ashes with gasoline, lye, and gelatin, putting it in a glass bottle, and throwing that at an Amazon warehouse would be wildly more effective…
(DIR) Post #Annc2tfwrqszpugHqK by meissda@troet.cafe
2024-11-07T12:22:49Z
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@ErikUden you know that you can't do that in Germany because of the Friedhofszwang.
(DIR) Post #AnncPhEtGvPrvStdyq by phi@toot.kif.rocks
2024-11-07T12:26:56Z
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@ErikUden https://youtu.be/YR5ApYxkU-U?t=178
(DIR) Post #Anndkzf04sez5qpPcW by ricardo@mastodon.bsd.cafe
2024-11-07T12:42:00Z
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@ErikUden Instead of a brick, consider a cylinder to hold the thermite 🫣
(DIR) Post #AnnexbKjw38rMcvYI4 by Eetschrijver@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T12:55:24Z
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@ErikUden Ditto, but at a Tesla dealership. Aim for the Cybertruck.
(DIR) Post #AnnlGajN03QCint0fw by titaniumbiscuit@nerdculture.de
2024-11-07T13:48:19Z
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@Minjyla Yeah, I'd be too afraid of becoming another brick in the (Amazon Warehouse) wall. @ErikUden
(DIR) Post #AnnlGcIVAv7Na3Ka4e by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-07T14:06:05Z
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@titaniumbiscuit @Minjyla stop being so funny 😂😂
(DIR) Post #AnnpSpglbzTSP9lGDY by pochitoque@sivar.cafe
2024-11-07T14:53:08Z
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@ErikUden and will raise a cup of chocolate in your honor Mr.
(DIR) Post #AnnqidOTBzAsrMIlRA by expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T15:07:13Z
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@ErikUden Wouldn’t it be more fun, if we soak you with petrol, light you up and throw you on an amazon warehouse?
(DIR) Post #AnnvRepD7K4u99X8pU by rehana@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T16:00:12Z
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@ErikUden I hope you outlive Amazon.
(DIR) Post #Anny9c3Qylg6ChH2Bc by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-07T16:30:35Z
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@expertenkommision_cyberunfall,,,, you mean my ashes :blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands: ?
(DIR) Post #Annz7ZZXKwvvsdsem0 by LegalizeBrain@mastodon.zaclys.com
2024-11-07T16:41:11Z
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@ErikUden at Bezos directly, no?
(DIR) Post #Annz82IWXHYWyH8ymW by expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T16:41:24Z
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@ErikUden No. Your burning corpse
(DIR) Post #Ano0LpiCE79fweIKgK by johnefrancis@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T16:54:50Z
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@ErikUden later that day a listing appears...ErikUdenBrick, $12.99, delivery tomorrow with Amazon Prime
(DIR) Post #Ano0ZIR2kGZonFgvNA by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-07T16:57:37Z
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@expertenkommision_cyberunfall Okay good, you weren't talking about me whilst being alive :spinnier_cat:
(DIR) Post #Ano0vclnozWyEQ32sS by expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T17:01:38Z
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@ErikUden No, never would do that.With you.
(DIR) Post #Ano1T78bw3IXyKgZeK by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-07T17:07:43Z
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@johnefrancis Buy it. Throw it again. Rinse and repeat.Also, you can buy things off of Amazon without paying them in this genius method:https://youtu.be/1mXCSMu0fH4
(DIR) Post #Ano1mSCHrTfCmwcwLI by Illdisposed@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T17:10:19Z
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@ErikUden They will put your brick on sale by 5-10 other “vendours” and all the reviews would be “I bought this brick for my husband and he’s very happy with it”
(DIR) Post #Ano63o0mPPwvBTm3W4 by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-07T17:59:10Z
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@LegalizeBrain Not my words, yours.
(DIR) Post #Ano6Ca2hiMiwSyrH2e by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-07T18:00:44Z
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@mbpaz Amazon is really gonna be worried in 50 or so years why this keeps happening lmfao (in case they still exist then ;)
(DIR) Post #Ano6H1XNQpewtkK9Wy by ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-11-07T18:01:33Z
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@meissda That's why I'll die in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
(DIR) Post #Ano6cvzKkAvE3hqee0 by LegalizeBrain@mastodon.zaclys.com
2024-11-07T18:05:14Z
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@ErikUden indeed.
(DIR) Post #AnoAqNHsxNrkJ6BqQy by Gryficowa@mastodon.social
2024-11-07T18:52:36Z
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@ErikUden I mean, do you want to be in the magazine of those who support Israel?
(DIR) Post #AnoDMdykdMavFWksHQ by katzenberger@mastodon.de
2024-11-07T19:21:00Z
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@ErikUden Are you sure you want to end up as an Amazon Resale, "used but like new"?
(DIR) Post #AnoMxhL20QajyDv6XY by Pionir@toot.bike
2024-11-07T21:08:16Z
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@ErikUden @johnefrancis this is delicious