Post AniM4eVhGVjhvnxtWC by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #AnhFIvll02qQfzNWvw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-04T10:39:44Z
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Can you imagine the sheer nerve and chutzpah it takes to be a JUDGE for a cat fancy contest?? Not just judging one cat but dozens... as they all look at you, judging you back. "My understanding is humans are supposed to have more hair than you do on top of your head.""You body lines are not very elegant.""Skin lacks a healthy luster, arm and leg lengths are not what we expect for a top grade human.""even for a human, this one makes a lot of pointless noise."-the cats probably
(DIR) Post #AnhFc9DxCQ4RuKjMjg by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-04T10:43:13Z
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Every cat is perfect in every way. But, Pica is the most perfect in the most ways of them all. She's all cat. The Most Cat Cat.And that is the sum total of my "judgements."
(DIR) Post #AnhGznngbTlKMqHse0 by drexer@ciberlandia.pt
2024-11-04T10:58:40Z
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@futurebird pica obviously has taken over the keyboard
(DIR) Post #AnhHwnPjgQ7kFrDPAe by mcc@mastodon.social
2024-11-04T11:09:20Z
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@futurebird :O cat…
(DIR) Post #AnhLIumZGi7lLA8Ke0 by justafrog@mstdn.social
2024-11-04T11:46:55Z
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@futurebird Unparalleled majesty.Effortless grace.Good rewards for loyal subjects.I mean, uh, that's just my natural opinion, free of bias.
(DIR) Post #AnhN42gpmnmDQhUI40 by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2024-11-04T12:06:39Z
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@futurebird good cat :blobcatverified:
(DIR) Post #AnhRSOEfjMcD1GBEX2 by JeffGrigg@mastodon.social
2024-11-04T12:55:53Z
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@futurebird This is The Extreme Cat. ^-^
(DIR) Post #AnhWzxxsPYSL9s9boO by jared@spookykitties.com
2024-11-04T13:57:57Z
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@futurebird those are some most excellent whiskers! And that one visible teefies. Took me longer than I expected to find a recent picture of Mr. Talks Constantly Whenever I Am Near Murphy with his showing.
(DIR) Post #AnhaF7HwKPYSHUSDzc by phi1997@mastodon.social
2024-11-04T14:34:19Z
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@futurebirdI could not judge a cat show or a dog show. I would declare all the entrants winners on the spot
(DIR) Post #Anhi06JSTKsyXrW13I by sjharder@sfba.social
2024-11-04T16:01:13Z
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@futurebird 😆😆😆
(DIR) Post #Ani7OVVwvHoWVh5o6S by farah@beige.party
2024-11-04T20:45:46Z
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@futurebird She’s the Chaka khan of cats
(DIR) Post #AniF0m8IHe9KjcDrxA by RCSM@hometech.social
2024-11-04T22:11:09Z
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@futurebird at least they aren't judging capybaras, those guys are constantly looking down their nose at everyone else.
(DIR) Post #AniFTw2oVm31sBZ1QO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-04T22:16:26Z
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@RealGene When pig judges fly.
(DIR) Post #AniKFwyojgsmUVqTjM by kimlockhartga@beige.party
2024-11-04T22:23:07Z
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@jared @futurebird what if there were a contest for "most judgmental cat?" That could be fun, right Charley? Charley?
(DIR) Post #AniKP51YCJNO2tTeZU by jared@spookykitties.com
2024-11-04T23:08:10Z
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@kimlockhartga @futurebird oh oh oh! I have a lot of material for that contest. My Grumpiest Lady the Cat Penguin has spent years perfecting her judgemental craft as a means to scare off the intruders(my family and Murphy's face) that invade our territory.
(DIR) Post #AniKsxutBg4Ggpbzwu by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-04T23:16:58Z
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@jared @kimlockhartga The look Pica gives when you stop petting her. And the look she gives when I say that her cat food bowl is full. #catsofmastodon #grumpCat #catlooks #picathecat
(DIR) Post #AniKvv0YSSKqXOfbge by jared@spookykitties.com
2024-11-04T23:16:59Z
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@kimlockhartga @futurebird I also have an excellent archive of tuxedo cats that would fit. My dearly missed Archimedes (1st Pic) was nicknamed Old Man at a very early age for how serious and judgemental he was. My Other Side of the Country Dazzle (2nd) has such amazing emoting skills. I wish I could still see her...
(DIR) Post #AniL1x0TwIV8TTVpUu by jared@spookykitties.com
2024-11-04T23:18:36Z
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@futurebird @kimlockhartga both are amazing, but that first one. The look of pure tragedy shown on her face
(DIR) Post #AniM4eVhGVjhvnxtWC by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-04T23:30:18Z
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@jared @kimlockhartga This is the same cat... she really pulls some faces.
(DIR) Post #AniMWaCQszS0fcGxxA by jared@spookykitties.com
2024-11-04T23:35:13Z
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@futurebird @kimlockhartga
(DIR) Post #AniN43WMtFKHAKYgbo by anne_twain@theblower.au
2024-11-04T23:41:23Z
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@futurebird @jared @kimlockhartga Goodness! What a haughty madam!
(DIR) Post #AniNpQRHV1N3r3lawC by msh@coales.co
2024-11-04T23:49:54Z
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@futurebirdPika :blobcatglare: @jared @kimlockhartga
(DIR) Post #AniO0PzBWa83dPrmpU by fembot@mstdn.social
2024-11-04T23:51:12Z
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@futurebird 😄 ♡@jared @kimlockhartga
(DIR) Post #AniRevoSuYFln4rWuu by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-05T00:32:53Z
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@sjuvonen Weird little 6 pound person.
(DIR) Post #AniSlyn4L5pd0S8Mam by ninetiger@writing.exchange
2024-11-05T00:45:20Z
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@futurebird 🤣
(DIR) Post #AniWQOENTHDRM1rsTw by sbourne@mastodon.social
2024-11-05T01:12:47Z
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@jared @kimlockhartga @futurebird Hilo has a wide range of judgmental looks. Fortunately, this is not one of her angry or annoyed judgmental looks. Just very judgy.
(DIR) Post #Anic00e98NyGP8j1bE by JamesK@sfba.social
2024-11-05T02:28:43Z
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@futurebird @blogdiva Accurate, I’m sure.
(DIR) Post #Anj6hKjJL1CbliiPzM by CatHat@mstdn.party
2024-11-05T08:12:41Z
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@futurebird caaaaaaaat.
(DIR) Post #AnjolOuQ8bTTs6f5Fo by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
2024-11-05T16:26:26Z
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@futurebird @jared @kimlockhartga Those eyebrows.