Post AnfKqzh91PbO9TMZvc by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #AnfKqzh91PbO9TMZvc by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-03T12:32:29Z
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IDKFruit preserves are very sticky and adding a lot of air to them? It's going to make bubbles, you'll get gooey fruit all over the kitchen cabinets. Perhaps it's not such a good idea to ... pump up the jam.
(DIR) Post #AnfLBXlo2aJrcrLI4O by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-03T12:36:12Z
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I will keep doing this! no one can stop me! The puns will only get worse, more meandering and tortured and there is nothing anyone can do about it!!!
(DIR) Post #AnfLR8Z9W5lw5drL6G by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
2024-11-03T12:38:28Z
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@futurebird The payoff caused me pain but I liked it.
(DIR) Post #AnfLhweV45Bi3yNK6K by pez23@fosstodon.org
2024-11-03T12:42:02Z
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@futurebird The recipe indicates that you should pump up the jam while your feet are stomping and the crowd is jumping. I believe these are the only safe conditions under which you can...
(DIR) Post #AnfLoVxMiX6vILKdVo by Ailbhe@mendeddrum.org
2024-11-03T12:43:14Z
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@futurebird tank fly boss walk
(DIR) Post #AnfLyCzy3dIPOSAhVY by mensrea@freeradical.zone
2024-11-03T12:44:58Z
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@futurebird of course it's a good idea, there's no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no there's no limit
(DIR) Post #AnfM1AbXPn5Gpy9myW by pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
2024-11-03T12:45:29Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #AnfM6Do6w07WDbRkWm by jmax@mastodon.social
2024-11-03T12:46:26Z
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@futurebird - We can retaliate.
(DIR) Post #AnfMXr3b73LJlgrnzU by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-03T12:51:26Z
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@jmax nooo oh no! I never considered THAT
(DIR) Post #AnfMrSMkchayywAl1s by llewelly@sauropods.win
2024-11-03T12:54:59Z
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@futurebird heaven preserve us! when will you be canned?
(DIR) Post #AnfOiLUqzfRGylkJ4y by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2024-11-03T13:15:42Z
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@futurebird not even a Wonder Woman /Bat Girl team up?
(DIR) Post #AnfRyvZ2xjj1KwJ0Nc by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
2024-11-03T13:52:19Z
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@futurebird Have you considered running for parliament on that platform?
(DIR) Post #AnfTui2ZV9k28xERO4 by Wharrrrrrgarbl@an.errant.cloud
2024-11-03T14:13:58Z
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@futurebird aren't you supposed to be a role model for kids? You should pay more attention to how you compote yourself.
(DIR) Post #AnfXvL0R1oM6oFmthA by Plumbert@thecanadian.social
2024-11-03T14:58:54Z
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@futurebird That punchline is jarring.
(DIR) Post #AnfsQUKyNntvoIWcuu by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-03T18:48:39Z
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@BenAveling @jmax noooooooooo!