Post AnRbSd0wADrwIB2VLE by michael_w_busch@mastodon.online
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(DIR) Post #AnRPedZohPOI3uJWpU by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-27T19:20:20Z
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Once I was in a grocery store and the cutest toddler was having a bit of a meltdown in their adorable toddler voice they screamed through tears "no no you are tired and having an temper-tum tum!""temper tum tum" is the cutest thing ever. And there are other things that are less cute... but similar.
(DIR) Post #AnRQ5q9E4HVSrxqc64 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-27T19:25:15Z
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To the little girls credit I also heard her whisper "I'm sorry daddy." and he carried her off presumably to take a much needed nap.
(DIR) Post #AnRRClpqbHXdTXeUGu by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-27T19:37:41Z
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Not exactly the mean evil "daddy" Tucker was fantasizing about. But, maybe I misunderstood what he was talking about, or can see it in a different light. "Daddy's coming home." and he will help you process and take responsibility for your feelings and actions, and take a nap.
(DIR) Post #AnRbJ8NwfjIegyH3vk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-27T21:30:53Z
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Oh... are we going to even talk about that Tucker Carlson "Daddy's angry and you've been a very bad girl who needs a spanking" rant... or nah? I feel like I imagined it in a fever dream. Was that real? Did that happen???I felt like I was snooping in his DMs but he was just saying it... out loud. At a conservatism conference. Are they OK?
(DIR) Post #AnRbOoKa97lIETPLYe by mcc@mastodon.social
2024-10-27T21:31:54Z
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@futurebird i keep thinking there's going to be a lot of really important things about this election that history won't remember simply because it will be too embarrassed.
(DIR) Post #AnRbSd0wADrwIB2VLE by michael_w_busch@mastodon.online
2024-10-27T21:32:36Z
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@futurebird On this, I have learned from the author Talia Lavin: https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/tucker-carlson-donald-trump-daddy-spanking-rcna177097 .
(DIR) Post #AnRbVkQp2gFgALdOz2 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-27T21:33:11Z
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@mcc I keep coming back to the fact that spanking is bad parenting. Which isn't the point or the most disturbing thing about it all...
(DIR) Post #AnRbhcrB20eS9DcqFE by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-27T21:35:19Z
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@FinalOverdrive This is what the youth call "being horny on main" I think.
(DIR) Post #AnRbiottjonVn5T3lA by d_j_fitzgerald@bitbang.social
2024-10-27T21:35:23Z
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@futurebird no, no they are not
(DIR) Post #AnRbrlM4I2VZOsuNaC by floatybirb@mastodon.social
2024-10-27T21:37:08Z
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@futurebird I had not heard of that but it sounds exactly as weird as anything else that might happen at a conservatism conference, so maybe it happened?
(DIR) Post #AnRbvTPCy1gKtE98PQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-27T21:37:50Z
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@floatybirb The crowd ate it up.
(DIR) Post #AnRcgLNwbXMhcpu9tQ by mcc@mastodon.social
2024-10-27T21:46:16Z
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@futurebird Pretty sure that overall, team trump/vance wants to legislate bad parenting as required :(
(DIR) Post #AnRd6iIq1HlkET5fQe by CatDragon@mastodon.world
2024-10-27T21:51:03Z
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@futurebird sounds like a man women need to stay away from.
(DIR) Post #AnRfmAMOo7k323eM9A by SETIEric@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-10-27T22:20:41Z
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@futurebird No. They are most definitely not OK. The main point of their campaign now is mass murder of anyone who dares oppose them.
(DIR) Post #AnRfqk2M6WSMq8SMKm by samiamsam@mastodon.social
2024-10-27T22:21:46Z
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@futurebird i would pay a lot of good money to see his fetlife account
(DIR) Post #AnRfxaMYTGY0rZATgW by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-27T22:23:02Z
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@samiamsam For the same reasons I would pay a lot for some kind of insurance that meant I'd NEVER have to see it. (but you can tell me about it maybe... I need someone to filter THAT for me.)
(DIR) Post #AnRg5G004DKw1SHBc8 by ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com
2024-10-27T22:24:38.137684Z
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@futurebird Tucker's comments about America the rebellious teen girl needing a spanking is Based af, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
(DIR) Post #AnRgd8YKG6Zqm2UFfc by Eleutheria2@poa.st
2024-10-27T22:30:37.051525Z
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@futurebird N
(DIR) Post #AnRhKI3gnA6ShwjZRI by DolfRockwell@poa.st
2024-10-27T22:38:24.943666Z
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@Dagnar @BattleDwarfGimli @Eleutheria2 @futurebird G
(DIR) Post #AnRlXZiYqWxX3fRRdA by benroyce@mastodon.social
2024-10-27T23:25:25Z
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@futurebird they are ok, according the standards of snickering edgelords in seventh grade