Post An76mL21AIbDUuo2CW by quoll@mastodon.sdf.org
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(DIR) Post #An76YlQMF1ldIZiaEy by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2024-10-17T23:11:47Z
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Avoid cults, join ours to learn how!
(DIR) Post #An76Ymnn7O6dZXgoPA by onan@dobbs.town
2024-10-18T00:12:10Z
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@pluralistic Praise "Bob" ! Greetings from the Mastodobbs of the Church of the SubGenius, https://dobbs.town:jrbd:
(DIR) Post #An76mL21AIbDUuo2CW by quoll@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-10-17T23:22:25Z
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@pluralistic eternal salvation or triple your money back is a deal too good to pass up.
(DIR) Post #An76mjnh4gzoJjIRqS by twillow@mastodon.social
2024-10-17T23:24:01Z
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@pluralistic Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
(DIR) Post #An76nB8XRIiF6CFyaG by Amoshias@esq.social
2024-10-17T23:22:41Z
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@pluralistic Bob is still kicking? Slack forever!
(DIR) Post #An76nMVd9miiN094bY by virtuous_sloth@cosocial.ca
2024-10-18T00:13:18Z
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@pluralistic May the Slack be with you.
(DIR) Post #An7Hod0WOwBnK8Ou4e by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2024-10-18T02:18:19Z
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@pluralistic on July 5, 1998, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs will arrive with a fleet of flying saucers, and all paid-up subgenii will get to avoid the planetwide skull-harvest by the Men From Planet X."Bob" sold it, I smoked it, and that settles it :jrbd:
(DIR) Post #An7HzAnhc6Wx1lQttI by geniodiabolico@social.ellijaymakerspace.org
2024-10-18T01:29:42Z
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@pluralistic Don't be part of the problem, BE ALL OF THE PROBLEM!
(DIR) Post #An7HzCS9TCTq9VMiZs by geniodiabolico@social.ellijaymakerspace.org
2024-10-18T02:13:28Z
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@pluralistic FYI - y'all can join in this fun!https://patreon.com/dobbstown
(DIR) Post #An8Fb0IL17bmkB4Nt2 by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2024-10-18T13:28:08Z
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@johnhattan @pluralistic but when will it finally be July 5, 1998?
(DIR) Post #An8IHZwp3B7BOGR2Ei by lemgandi@mastodon.social
2024-10-18T13:58:08Z
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@johnhattan @pluralistic Still have my card. I remember exactly where I was on July 5 1998. The Revisionists who believe it will happen in 8661 are heretics.
(DIR) Post #An8aAQKcCf0OiKIlw8 by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2024-10-18T17:18:39Z
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@MishaVanMollusq @pluralistic rapture-heads have literally written books of excuses for the why the world didn't end last Thursday.So I shall borrow from them and state that "Bob" exists outside of time and causation.To "Bob" a thousand years are as a day. That "1998" that allegedly happened 25-odd years ago is just conspiratorial nonsense.Fact is, the planet has been sold to Alien Space Bankers, and Yacatisma Skull Harvesters have set their courses for earth.But there is still time.
(DIR) Post #An8aMp7Ps4NF452acy by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2024-10-18T17:20:53Z
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@lemgandi @pluralistic come the rupture, they shall burn with the Pinkboys.
(DIR) Post #An8obtpQ2d41NEhoQ4 by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2024-10-18T20:00:27Z
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@johnhattan @pluralistic Nope.Wrong again Comet Jockey .Real time stopped May 3, 1996.We have been living in an emulation of time since thenAll history between then and “now” and to May 4, 1996 is at best spurious
(DIR) Post #An8pAoE2reZc8Gs2F6 by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2024-10-18T20:06:48Z
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@MishaVanMollusq @pluralistic Emulated Time is simply an event happening 90 degrees from the Temporal Axis. It is fully compatible with Subgenius Time Control.
(DIR) Post #An8ur8c5x78LIW7gR6 by odessa@dobbs.town
2024-10-18T21:10:27Z
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@johnhattan @MishaVanMollusq @pluralistic You all need Time Cube. The real question isn't "When will it be July 5, 1998?" It's "When will July 5, 1998 cross all four corners at once?"
(DIR) Post #An9Fv3CQ7clqhZowxE by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2024-10-19T01:06:29Z
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@bugsong @odessa @MishaVanMollusq @pluralistic to the contrary, the Church of the Subgenius has successfully identified the Z-axis of TimeCube. The previous model was the result of flawed two-dimensional thinking.Also vibrations and orgones.
(DIR) Post #An9YqMLBQSaPkUOceO by odessa@dobbs.town
2024-10-19T04:38:31Z
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@johnhattan @bugsong @MishaVanMollusq @pluralistic Ah, I can see where your error is. This should clear it up.
(DIR) Post #AnAgaOwEzecDxnahdI by ravindra@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-10-19T17:39:59Z
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@johnhattan @bugsong @odessa @MishaVanMollusq @pluralistic when you think about it, the clue is right there in the name. The original "timecube" was actually just a time *square*