Post An6dvf0VMtjpO1BvLE by Pentropy@lazysocial.de
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 (DIR) Post #An6cTU6CEPDTUbr1UG by ErikUden@mastodon.de
       2024-10-17T18:35:04Z
       
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       Republicans: “Haitian jews are sending hurricanes to stop Trump, who is God's chosen one on earth!!”Also Republicans: “Why aren't we winning elections??”
       
 (DIR) Post #An6cdCr9C6TEuYS1FQ by funbaker@chaos.social
       2024-10-17T18:36:47Z
       
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       @ErikUden Kam wenigstens Voodoo in dieser verqueren Denke vor?
       
 (DIR) Post #An6d3cRagLIZnd5jpA by MeKobi@mastodon.social
       2024-10-17T18:41:25Z
       
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       @ErikUden "Gotta be rigged if we ain't winning, everybody says so"
       
 (DIR) Post #An6dvf0VMtjpO1BvLE by Pentropy@lazysocial.de
       2024-10-17T18:51:19Z
       
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       @ErikUden Started laughing at "Haitian jews". Are there even any jews on Haiti? Just one? 🤣At least wikipedia (german) doesn't name them explicitly, so if there are they are among the 4.6% misc 👉 https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiti#ReligionenBut well, as we learned from DooM one dude is enough to bring hell on mars and earth so if there are any jews... how would that even work? They all get armed with leaf blowers, point them toward the US and turn them on at the same time? But why isn't the earth spinning faster then? Wait a minute... that's why time flies so fast lately, isn't it? THOSE SATANISTS!!! THOSE ANTICHRISTS!!!I say we should get armed with leaf blowers too, point them at our neighbours and start them to bring time back to a more chill speed! I give you guys a few weeks. so get armed and ready for combat! this is serious! every time you complain about a leaf blower in the next some weeks, remember: it's also for *your* best and shame on you for complaining instead of participating! 🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #An6emeVFyNE5AfqMqW by _maleficentgirl@troet.cafe
       2024-10-17T19:00:55Z
       
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       @ErikUden you forgot the space-lasers!
       
 (DIR) Post #An6fpDCY2Jm1JqsRwO by lester@mastodon.social
       2024-10-17T19:12:36Z
       
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       @ErikUden It is Truly a modern mystery for the ages.