Post AmzADUkFu6UU2YSXb6 by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
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(DIR) Post #AmzA692EDtv6gFMSIq by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-14T04:13:47Z
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they make battery powered sofas? really? why the fuck would this be a thing?
(DIR) Post #AmzA8kwUFtaKpLv9qS by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-14T04:14:11Z
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https://greatfurnituredeal.com/products/southern-motion-parker-house-wireless-rechargeable-battery-pack-power-supply-for-power-sofas-loveseats-and-recliners-somo-wbp
(DIR) Post #AmzACxtK3N8S97RoeG by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-14T04:14:19Z
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"if you are looking to float your furniture in the center of a room, don't mess with the cords. This rechargeable battery pack takes about 7 hours to charge and can last up to 3 months with standard usage (275 cycles)"
(DIR) Post #AmzADUkFu6UU2YSXb6 by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2024-10-14T04:14:39Z
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@foone JD Vance, naturally
(DIR) Post #AmzAGPZBc8BQqdfkyO by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-14T04:15:01Z
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they make battery power packs for sofas, specifically for the intersection of people who can't do cable management and still want to put their furniture in the center of a giant room?
(DIR) Post #AmzAIsVaylDlBoAY7M by LavenderPawprints@fwoof.space
2024-10-14T04:15:17Z
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@foone Don't tell Vance...
(DIR) Post #AmzAUjzoSF7GGMxYlE by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-14T04:17:20Z
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@MishaVanMollusq oh god I didn't even think of that angle
(DIR) Post #AmzAZvbUiyzTiC3gYq by martin_fff@mastodon.social
2024-10-14T04:18:15Z
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@foone used to occasionally see flush mount floor power outlets....
(DIR) Post #AmzAfiMgrJSaOEtQpM by artandtechnic@digipres.club
2024-10-14T04:20:10Z
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@foone Because lithium ion disasters shouldn’t be limited to your garage 😂
(DIR) Post #AmzAkm0uiic99d7TTk by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-14T04:20:52Z
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@artandtechnic you know, I already have too many lithium ion batteries near my body, I definitely don't want to add another one that's directly under my butt!
(DIR) Post #AmzB58z91SeSBt0OZM by Kancept@allthingstech.social
2024-10-14T04:24:46Z
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@foone I use these battery packs, as the small house I purchased does not have floor outlets, nor a good wall for the couch where the TV isn't across from a sun-facing window.
(DIR) Post #AmzBNt2sVi4uFxgmiO by tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
2024-10-14T04:27:57Z
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@foone I have a power recliner sofa+loveseat. The loveseat is away from a wall so I just ran the power cable under one of those cable management strips that sticks to the carpet.
(DIR) Post #AmzBQIR94p1TaNBlj6 by bersl2@furry.engineer
2024-10-14T04:28:26Z
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@foone Something has to power the newest generation of motorized sofas...
(DIR) Post #AmzEQkb6fxjymqkxBQ by abbieoverflight@transfem.boywife.top
2024-10-14T04:56:10.224932Z
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@foone Probably for like riser-recliners for the elderly or people with mobility issues.
(DIR) Post #AmzEQleKlRus39H2qu by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-14T05:02:07Z
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@abbieoverflight who don't have any outlets in their house?
(DIR) Post #AmzNQQiNUy0ki24yrw by thm@witter.cz
2024-10-14T06:43:00Z
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@foone For a moment I thought the point was to utilize the "dead" space in a sofa to put batteries in, instead of having them on a wall or some such.
(DIR) Post #AmzOtf0hWjMdOk9Tg8 by dzwiedziu@mastodon.social
2024-10-14T06:59:30Z
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@foone There I Fixed It.(Also 3 months‽)
(DIR) Post #AmzR9no2n95jDg3Ymm by billgoats@bitbang.social
2024-10-14T07:24:53Z
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@foone it’s your new electric car! VROOOOOM!
(DIR) Post #Amzr0mPxBNeJ7C99pg by tulpa@fosstodon.org
2024-10-14T12:14:29Z
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@foone I read "battery powered sodas"
(DIR) Post #An09yp9PwoEs8sC1hI by klausweidner@mastodon.social
2024-10-14T15:47:03Z
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@foone floating furniture sounds amazing, but I was disappointed to find out it doesn't actually levitate.
(DIR) Post #An0DdUIAhkHvBXMwt6 by ppxl@social.tchncs.de
2024-10-14T16:27:59Z
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@foone ofc! Weird technology for usage in sex things. We as humanity wouldn't be here if things like such wouldn't exist. Or was it space? I always mix those up
(DIR) Post #An0Kjd6hXil7wOscAi by sleepy@mastodon.madhouse.org
2024-10-14T17:47:37Z
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@foone My guess was, ‘what If I'm all the way back in my electric laz-e-boy and the power goes out?’