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(DIR) Post #AmtUSaEm5nKAhOls8G by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-11T10:33:59Z
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If any of you is filthy rich I have a wonderful idea for a prank. We get in touch with the MTG and basically say "hey listen we control the weather, but the evil democrats didn't give us enough money. we don't like em anymore so come visit the control room!"We fly her out to some lil bunker with computers and nonsense, and say:"OK Maggie here you go, steer the hurricane? Where do you want it to go?" Hand her an X-box controller. film it all.Also see who she zaps with lightning.
(DIR) Post #AmtV0Oq8yQcfCGNJNQ by noodlejetski@masto.ai
2024-10-11T10:40:04Z
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@futurebird as a nonmerican, I wasn't able to understand for quite a while why you'd want to prank Magic The Gathering.
(DIR) Post #AmtVCdDlKbuDH1FsQa by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-10-11T10:42:19Z
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@noodlejetski She is a right wing nutter who said "of course they can control the weather"won't say who "they" is but everyone assumes she means "the Jews"Not a nice (or bright) lady.
(DIR) Post #AmtVUwNaq5ANuBaFpQ by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
2024-10-11T10:45:36Z
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@futurebird While she's busy with that, weld the doors shut.
(DIR) Post #AmtW4M4NJecPiVTukq by OutOnTheMoors@beige.party
2024-10-11T10:51:59Z
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@futurebird Have a feeling her "rivals", like Loomer and Boebert, would be high on the list to fry. She strikes me as a crazy jealous bitch, as well as everything else đ
(DIR) Post #AmtWNHd03OI7RZhd4q by That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
2024-10-11T10:55:25Z
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@futurebird You realize that she led terrorists on a Capitol Tour just a day or so before the Jan 6th Insurrection? That she and her gate match FBI footage of a woman planting a bomb in DC on Jan 5th?Gitmo. With ice-cold fire hose blasts through the bars every time she falls asleep. Until the Atlantic runs out of water.
(DIR) Post #AmtWnOZQreQ2VLU8n2 by lienrag@mastodon.tedomum.net
2024-10-11T11:00:02Z
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@futurebird Don't the Yesmen do things like that ?
(DIR) Post #AmtaxPY8TjWGFmuUD2 by Phosphorous@zirk.us
2024-10-11T11:46:46Z
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@futurebird Maybe we don't need to be "filthy rich". I bet with some construction paper and glitter glue, we could make a "weather machine" that would fool MTG.
(DIR) Post #AmtgHZ950iOPZqcW6S by clintruin@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T12:46:26Z
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@futurebird Not the worst idea I've read this morning...đšī¸
(DIR) Post #AmtkiV84S01KkxFP6m by faassen@fosstodon.org
2024-10-11T13:36:07Z
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@futurebirdThat would be awesome!Unfortunately conspiracy theorists only ascribe amazing powers to Them, never to themselves, no matter how much power they may have. See also Ginni Thomas. The conspiracy theory serves as a way to find certainty and identify agency in an inherently uncertain and random world, even if that means positing all powerful evildoers.It would be fascinating to see what happens if they are invited into the conspiracy, the dissonance will be huge.
(DIR) Post #Amtm5IxDyzYXbwbzCC by lemgandi@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T13:51:27Z
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@futurebird Also ask her for funding to continue. Lots of funding.
(DIR) Post #AmtmUXJdiwmtON7yGu by FishNamedDog@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T13:56:00Z
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@futurebird @noodlejetski She's right, we do control the weather, but you know Jews. We argue so much the weather winds up doing its own thing.As for the space laser we're all trying to decide who to kill first (and as there's only one laser, the queue is SO long--the Rothschilds really should launch another one, but they're so miserly), and the scientists keep taking control and doing cool science stuff. So my request to kill MTG looks like it'll catch up to her after the actuarial tables do.
(DIR) Post #AmtoCYNTEmPhNgTLIu by donpixote@masto.pt
2024-10-11T14:15:10Z
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@futurebirdNever wished I was a billionaire until I read this...
(DIR) Post #AmtoNXLDQmFRLteeps by jaycee@toot.community
2024-10-11T14:17:08Z
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@futurebird good plan!
(DIR) Post #Amtt572qxbBuM26G4O by jmjm@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T15:09:51Z
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@futurebird Who are you and how did you become a genius?
(DIR) Post #AmtvonUwASSIxY9EO0 by Bwaz@mastodon.online
2024-10-11T15:40:31Z
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@futurebird Save the money part. Just fly her to a spot in the middle of nowhere and fly back without her.
(DIR) Post #AmtwmlY0Y45AHkBBMO by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-10-11T15:51:05Z
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@futurebird F* rich people, we can crowdsource this and PRANK MAGA!Where do I sign? I am serious, let's all contribute 5 bucks and ask Borat to film it!
(DIR) Post #Amv5oMCophcd0v3tvU by darth_hideout@mastodon.social
2024-10-12T05:07:12Z
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@futurebird 1. Perry Greene2. Jasmine Crockett3. Lauren Boebert4. Kevin McCarthy