Post AmtmTAL7fAT5qMASHY by ranx@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #Amtc93KB2LOIkjUoN6 by stux@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T11:59:35Z
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Has anyone tried turning the US off and on again? 🔌
(DIR) Post #AmtcMQgVUmpWy3Jqls by paulknightly@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T12:02:31Z
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@stux tried in 2020, will try again in a few weeks and get back to you.
(DIR) Post #AmtcMmNSqGfaFMZx8y by filiplachert@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T12:02:33Z
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@stux I think nature was trialing this solution in Florida recently
(DIR) Post #AmtcNdiYWa25g7r2sS by stux@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T12:02:38Z
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@kunev Yup.. while is the reason the system has to be rebooted :amaze:
(DIR) Post #AmtcPPNQoWUlmSojDs by idoubtit@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T12:03:03Z
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@stux Our operating system is out of date, we fired all of our technical staff, and the files have been corrupted. Plus, we're being attacked by viruses and DDOS.
(DIR) Post #AmtcjKiNrC4R757OqG by Alarod@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T12:06:36Z
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@stux It kind of fizzled when I did that. Then I saw horizontal flipping lines and a gigantic Native American head.
(DIR) Post #AmtcrURBamyDaGxoHo by patmadigan@c.im
2024-10-11T12:08:04Z
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@stux We’re fumbling for the off switch now, and we may just leave it at that.
(DIR) Post #AmtfdDenU77RLgDWAy by stux@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T12:39:08Z
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@idoubtit time for a fresh Linux install I hear ♥️
(DIR) Post #AmtfhPMhtb8Uorkk4m by clintruin@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T12:39:53Z
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@stux You are certainly not alone with this question. 🖥️
(DIR) Post #AmtgKrAYSGmmLUsZiy by jrod3737@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T12:47:01Z
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@stux Always remember that the us was populated by the West from people who were either wealthy opportunistic greedy oppressors, the poorest of the poor and least educated, and slaves. These are my people. Damn people.
(DIR) Post #Amtgy9rKtqR3bbd8bo by inkican@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T12:54:08Z
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@stux Might be time for percussive maintenance
(DIR) Post #AmthoLxx8GVEDDc7Bw by toadofsky@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T13:03:31Z
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@stux Not since the civil war, no.
(DIR) Post #Amtkq8WuMHw6yxVPzU by tobi@unbound.social
2024-10-11T13:37:26Z
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@stux Wait, it turns on? I thought it just farts and occasionally kills people?
(DIR) Post #AmtmTAL7fAT5qMASHY by ranx@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T13:55:44Z
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@stux the US is not like (any) Windows, sorry Jimmy 😏
(DIR) Post #AmtmwUS3xyFAcLOfVA by adriano@lile.cl
2024-10-11T14:01:01Z
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@stux I mean, yeah, there are clearly signs of a memory leak, among other things.
(DIR) Post #Amtn0i2FP9Glu9Kkdc by B_Whitewind@regenerate.social
2024-10-11T14:01:48Z
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@stux yes
(DIR) Post #Amtn6M5Bw7aXYdP2oq by Karen5Lund@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T14:02:49Z
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@stux Civil WarSeptember 11, 20012020January 6, 2021The problem is that like an aging computer, the US needs rebooting at shorter and shorter intervals, and users know that one day the reboot might not work. It might be the red screen of death.
(DIR) Post #AmtnBpAZDiJfDTWclM by m@autistics.life
2024-10-11T14:03:50Z
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@stux That's kinda the GOP's whole plan...
(DIR) Post #AmtnFT4hJFuFqiW7zU by GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai
2024-10-11T14:04:31Z
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@stux I really wished it worked that way.
(DIR) Post #AmtnJlk1qj1ItvttLM by Blinxeto@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T14:05:15Z
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@stux
(DIR) Post #AmtnKqKUHDOpQ7SwKm by otownKim@toot.community
2024-10-11T14:05:29Z
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@stux hahahahahha
(DIR) Post #AmtoWn56HMPym8WtPM by tartley@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T14:18:50Z
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@stux Oh gosh, don't even joke about this. I attend a local debate club, where all points of view are earnestly represented (It's nice, unbelievably), and I'm surprised by how many folks think things aren't working right, and someone like Trump, or worse, should tear it all down and start over. Occasionally a foreigner from a revolution-torn land will go pale and quietly respond "You all have no idea just how bad it would get, and how little chance there is of anything good in the rebuild"
(DIR) Post #AmtoziWkI2tv36Fmvg by ErisCaffee@masto.ai
2024-10-11T14:24:04Z
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@stux We did that in 1861 when the Civil War broke out. It wasn't fun.
(DIR) Post #Amtq5FQ7WORYT2M7P6 by olijoan@mastodon-belgium.be
2024-10-11T14:36:14Z
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@stux Maybe the command “ shred -vzu “ will be more effective.
(DIR) Post #AmtqLsEkyAxJULy6KW by enno@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-10-11T14:39:17Z
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@stux not since the 1860s.
(DIR) Post #AmtqTVyrbNswmKB6Mi by mighty_orbot@retro.pizza
2024-10-11T14:40:37Z
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@stux Yes, the Republicans try turning it off every four years. Thankfully they’ve been unsuccessful, because there’s no guarantee anymore it would turn back on again.
(DIR) Post #AmtqTiT5ArBhVWPP8K by nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T14:40:38Z
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@stux Yes. Didn't work. Made it worse.
(DIR) Post #AmtscCu26PMQ7kBuWu by christineburns@mastodon.green
2024-10-11T15:04:37Z
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@stux That second step is a bad idea. Just go with the first part.
(DIR) Post #Amtt6CgBUtSk7Q17B2 by brawnybunkbedbuddy@mastodon.world
2024-10-11T15:10:02Z
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@stux they all sitting there doing nothing, expecting "an unexpected reboot"
(DIR) Post #Amtue8O63nBwblIem0 by cmlael67@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T15:27:15Z
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@stux Might be time to give it back to Britain? It's been a fun couple centuries, but this experiment has gone fully off the deep end.
(DIR) Post #AmtvgNoNmjqYyhEODw by crazyeddie@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T15:39:01Z
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@stux If she wins and they let her have it, we could be looking at the post result of that. Trump would be the turning it off, Biden we turned it back on, Harris we got back up after bitching about our broken toes.If she takes it all. If American makes a statement that, "No, this isn't who we want to be. All them need to go back into hiding." Otherwise it'll just be more of the same, or if he takes it I think we putter a bit until the gas runs out and then that's it...candles again.
(DIR) Post #Amtvi8RRtvGft8L76u by darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T15:39:20Z
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@stux so hard
(DIR) Post #AmtxQ76OLJnUQg1a4W by aeshnid@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T15:58:22Z
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@stux @earthchild Didn’t Timothy Leary try this already?
(DIR) Post #Amtyi10JqyWIgRHgOW by TrickTim@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T16:12:56Z
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@stux Couldn't hurt to try...
(DIR) Post #AmtytWUR89GNWJrIpM by Mod_07@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T16:14:36Z
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@stux I've tried turning all posts related to the US off on this app but it seems the app itself is full of Americans😑
(DIR) Post #AmtzfteOK6BBFea6D2 by UncleCharlieA@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T16:23:43Z
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@stux yes, at Fort Sumpter in April, 1861
(DIR) Post #Amu00iV8yEs6kpBRWy by asiny@earthstream.social
2024-10-11T16:27:27Z
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@stux hahahaha
(DIR) Post #Amu1ElOR7E4pjPJABM by dabertime@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T16:41:12Z
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@stux At the very least, they need to boot into safe mode.
(DIR) Post #Amu1sSOXAdREONHUVU by shammers@mastodon.coffee
2024-10-11T16:48:23Z
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@stux Instructions unclear. Government stuck in zipper.
(DIR) Post #Amu2ecaUZpETu9qChs by aadengering@mastodon.nl
2024-10-11T16:57:06Z
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@stux half of americans have a screw loose ?
(DIR) Post #Amu3ATzy2w7YX5ww76 by DarkAthena@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T17:02:51Z
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@stux Please send help.
(DIR) Post #Amu4cxa3kolELIySau by TranshumanBlues@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T17:19:16Z
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@stux Yes. It didn't work.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northeast_blackout_of_2003
(DIR) Post #Amu9r5zllU1AGVYkgy by ekis@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T18:17:45Z
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@stux We tried resetting the rooter after we called UK for tech support. But I think we got infected with a stux-variant and now anything inputs have random outputs.
(DIR) Post #AmuOOOm6MXb5QJwO7E by khaledk83@mstdn.social
2024-10-11T21:00:42Z
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@stux I think the world in the coming days will be ready for turning off and on
(DIR) Post #AmuUVAbS3CrNDrZTua by lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T22:09:09Z
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@stux maybe we could reboot it in SAFE MODE
(DIR) Post #AmuXPeXS8cZ0BtlIEy by dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social
2024-10-11T22:41:41Z
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@stuxWell, the MAGAians are trying to reboot it back to its pre-Civil War state...
(DIR) Post #AmuzYHuUR8vhKhRWzY by skydog@sfba.social
2024-10-12T03:57:04Z
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@stux I see a firmware update being attempted......and part of the code renames the United States, "X". I wonder what it all means...