Post AmoOjmlDdHcFfQlMem by umps@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AmoCbz8yVeaGJ3OAJk by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-08T21:19:24Z
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hey, job listing. I'm trying to work for you, not fuck you. Why are you asking this?
(DIR) Post #AmoD0gX0qYVNoxPTqC by apzpins@mstdn.games
2024-10-08T21:20:53Z
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@foone Is that even legal?
(DIR) Post #AmoDExNN13dy7KhmBE by apropos
2024-10-08T21:27:34.075664Z
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@foone Will you improve our BlackRock investor metrics?[ ] yes[ ] no
(DIR) Post #AmoDFloNUuxMXZj3Dc by mgleadow@mastodon.green
2024-10-08T21:21:40Z
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@foone tick all the boxes and let them interpret that ;)
(DIR) Post #AmoDRUkGm8dn5MOXFQ by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-08T21:22:04Z
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@laxla It's CA!
(DIR) Post #AmoDX1xwgoNvZ6QngW by skaverat@skaverat.net
2024-10-08T21:22:39Z
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@foone they want to make it a little less awkward when they finally fuck you over
(DIR) Post #AmoDbaNYgUQrSCaEl6 by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-08T21:22:40Z
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@hache ugh. that kind of shit is why I pasted the entire MS-DOS install disks of DOOM into an employer's gender survey form
(DIR) Post #AmoDeqt5lJgHWUtGxE by noodlez1232@fosstodon.org
2024-10-08T21:22:55Z
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@foone Diversity hires. I'm a "diversity hire" too take that shit and run with it. It's one of the few priveleges that minority groups have now.
(DIR) Post #AmoDetEn1cE2oN3d3I by noodlez1232@fosstodon.org
2024-10-08T21:25:40Z
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@foone and is it really a privelege or a pity "let's make up for excluding minorities for this long"Either way if they wanna exploit us, we can exploit them too.
(DIR) Post #AmoDiS4TyEILiOw1AW by ozone89@techhub.social
2024-10-08T21:26:08Z
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@foone uh... They've put checkboxes instead of a radio group? Wonder what happens if you select all...
(DIR) Post #AmoDlFoC1GeWYGeSw4 by TheJen@beige.party
2024-10-08T21:26:11Z
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@foone This is extremely illegal. Omg.
(DIR) Post #AmoDoOsAm8hZX50tiC by jaykass@mastodon.online
2024-10-08T21:28:06Z
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@foone people need to stop collecting data for everything
(DIR) Post #AmoDtmTET1D0ARuhCy by thomasjwebb@mastodon.social
2024-10-08T21:29:28Z
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@foone we want to make sure that we don't discriminate against you for your sexual orientation. So please, help us, the people who might discriminate against you, not do that by telling us what your sexual orientation is. We also forgot to include asexual. Whoopsiedoodle!
(DIR) Post #AmoF6Wz1SY4zqyQW7U by LibertyBeta@mastodon.social
2024-10-08T21:48:00Z
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@foone That’s like an app I work on, where LGBTQ is a gender. Yes, GENDER.
(DIR) Post #AmoFQ5hwZwA53GlVPE by wonka@chaos.social
2024-10-08T21:51:29Z
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@foone In binary or somehow encoded?@hache
(DIR) Post #AmoFb1UEc43F95Z8AS by Blisterexe@fosstodon.org
2024-10-08T21:53:31Z
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@foone @laxla in canada it is very much illegal
(DIR) Post #AmoG4MdL4J9T84oaOm by gull@squawk.social
2024-10-08T21:58:47Z
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@foone I'm gay, queer, -and- I prefer not to answer.
(DIR) Post #AmoJtYQjGh74La1ARs by Joe_von_Saporski@bunt.social
2024-10-08T22:41:41Z
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@foone perhaps they wasn't to fuck with you.Whatever the intention was to ask this, it is wrong.
(DIR) Post #AmoJzv2G8RF2C4bheC by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-08T22:42:03Z
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@sharkitty I have plenty of lesbians! I need money, not more WLW!
(DIR) Post #AmoKEsHYebHnzxtVh2 by SyntheticAutumn@girlcock.club
2024-10-08T22:45:27Z
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@foone @sharkitty Wait can i trade some of my money for more lesbians?
(DIR) Post #AmoLVRzbkbmjL8xy7M by admin@wonkodon.com
2024-10-08T22:59:41Z
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@foone It's your notice that they'll try to fuck you over.
(DIR) Post #AmoLhnAMqzwQU2srb6 by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-08T23:01:41Z
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@quasar @SyntheticAutumn @sharkitty estrogen, sex work, premium dating site subscriptions... There are many ways to exchange money for lesbians
(DIR) Post #AmoLoyaInc67vLRMIq by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-08T23:03:14Z
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@quasar @SyntheticAutumn @sharkitty oh definitely
(DIR) Post #AmoMg0qH8UXyH2CXgm by umps@mastodon.social
2024-10-08T23:12:53Z
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@foone @oblomov maybe they are lloking for someone to fuck…
(DIR) Post #AmoO72aspa7dTnSC48 by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-08T23:28:58Z
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@umps @oblomov I sure hope not! I'm an unemployed asexual, I want money, not sex.
(DIR) Post #AmoOjmlDdHcFfQlMem by umps@mastodon.social
2024-10-08T23:35:57Z
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@foone @oblomov indeed this is not something an employer ahoud ask. it has nothing to do with a job.
(DIR) Post #AmoSWDV9oUD8Mi2H5M by starkraving666@jorts.horse
2024-10-09T00:18:17Z
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@foone the best part about it is if you don’t answer then they just guess, because they NEED that delicious data
(DIR) Post #AmoSd4dLBOHgtA8JLU by Merc@lab.nyanide.com
2024-10-09T00:19:08.011482Z
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@foone Do you wanna suck CEO cock or pussy?
(DIR) Post #AmoSnZHC6mNkozmJhw by kdj8@fuzzies.wtf
2024-10-09T00:21:27Z
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@foone how is this legal? I mean I'm assuming they use it for DEI but bruh, how can they just ask that on your normal job application
(DIR) Post #AmoSpxaofg16oi64q8 by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-09T00:21:30Z
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@Merc NEITHER!
(DIR) Post #AmoSqPKTY1aCq8fQG0 by Merc@lab.nyanide.com
2024-10-09T00:22:22.975835Z
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@foone Sorry you are not a good fit for our company's culture
(DIR) Post #AmoVAuS1kNu93w6SLg by AlgoCompSynth@mastodon.social
2024-10-09T00:48:07Z
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@foone The only lawful answer in many US states is "prefer not to answer".
(DIR) Post #AmoWtMJNciamAMokBE by Tapi@mastodon.online
2024-10-09T01:07:17Z
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@foone I’m not wearing my glasses and briefly thought that second option was Leviathan and was excited about the possibility of identifying as a cryptid
(DIR) Post #AmoehYBYRzgv9O2Nns by aim@mastodon.nz
2024-10-09T02:34:45Z
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@foone as a cis white male, selecting prefer not to answer is my solidarity move.
(DIR) Post #AmojYdbtPZMd8ivUzA by foone@digipres.club
2024-10-09T03:29:14Z
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@aim be careful! I used to be a cis white male too, then I misclicked on one of these and now I'm just white
(DIR) Post #AmooJFAUVGmalGaXEO by aim@mastodon.nz
2024-10-09T04:22:25Z
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@foone is this the slippery slope I was warned about?
(DIR) Post #AmopZ0V4uEnvrCIY8u by jaiden@ordinary.cafe
2024-10-09T04:36:30Z
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@foone in their defense, demographic data is fascinating, but at the same time the ambiguity is equally fascinating in data and i’ve just confused myself and don’t remember the point i was gonna makei love data
(DIR) Post #AmopbsaYmGxCBkEROq by StompyRobot@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-10-09T04:37:03Z
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@foone so that they can collect statistics showing they don't discriminate
(DIR) Post #Amp15VaPxllZ20UpCy by jak2k@mastodontech.de
2024-10-09T06:45:37Z
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@foone @leifpixel Tick everything to get a diversity booster. ✨
(DIR) Post #AmpZZsQZ0B0P06XUvY by egeexyz@mastodon.social
2024-10-09T13:12:00Z
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@foone Right?? I saw this come up a few times in job application and was stunned.
(DIR) Post #AmpevJnQwK9hjgHPzU by jamie@boothcomputing.social
2024-10-09T14:11:56Z
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@foone Somebody has an OKR...
(DIR) Post #AmujNykZDhi1kLrdPk by realcainmosni@mastodon.me.uk
2024-10-12T00:55:31Z
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@foone Probably for statistics in order to be able to demonstrate they are not discriminating.