Post AmLbukBAMsyePiEEhk by Coatedinjoy@noauthority.social
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 (DIR) Post #AmLbui2wIVCxncMdbU by Coatedinjoy@noauthority.social
       2024-09-25T01:25:49Z
       
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       A scientist developed a new peach. It had 4 flavors in one. He goes to the patent office waits in line. Finally gets to the clerk. "Id like to patent this peach". The clerk raised an eyebrow " A peach huh? Well we don't usually give patents on peaches or foods for that matter unless you can prove it's exceptional.....
       
 (DIR) Post #AmLbuj1Yf7hIpcj35c by Coatedinjoy@noauthority.social
       2024-09-25T01:41:01Z
       
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       The scientist passed the clerk the peach and says, take a bite. The clerk takes a big bite. "Well, it does taste like a really good peach." You don't understand," turn it to the side and take another bite".The clerk does, " wow! It tastes like strawberry! ".The scientist smiles and says turn it to another side. The clerk does as asked, " I don't believe it!? That's watermelon! "And turn it to the other side. The clerk does, " Banana! ".
       
 (DIR) Post #AmLbujldtmYp8YHqvA by Coatedinjoy@noauthority.social
       2024-09-25T01:45:20Z
       
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       So what do you think, Is that worth a patent? The clerk throws the peach away. " That was an incredible peach. How you got all those flavors in there is pretty amazing! I've never had anything better. But like I said we don't like giving patents on food. I'm going to deny you today. But, if you can make a peach that tastes like pussy, I'll give you your patent."The scientist thanks the clerk for his time and politely leaves
       
 (DIR) Post #AmLbukBAMsyePiEEhk by Coatedinjoy@noauthority.social
       2024-09-25T01:49:54Z
       
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       The scientist gets back to the lab and gets started on that new peach. Months later he's back at the patent office. As the line moves closer the clerk noticed him and remembered the last appointment. The clerks excited and calls the scientist to the front of the line. "You're back. Is that.... THE peach!?" The scientist smiles holds it up and says yes it is. The clerk grabs the peach and takes a big bite. Chews, dry heaves and spits it out........
       
 (DIR) Post #AmLbukcoi55xnTAJns by Coatedinjoy@noauthority.social
       2024-09-25T01:51:42Z
       
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       The clerk spits and says"Jeezus that tastes like shit. That's the worst peach ever!!!" The scientist smiles and says you didn't understand, you bit into the wrong side.
       
 (DIR) Post #AmLbul1dDowd2Qm8Tw by IceCubeSoup@noauthority.social
       2024-09-25T02:17:23Z
       
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       @Coatedinjoy   the funniest part is how to tricked me into such a long path to get to that punchline
       
 (DIR) Post #AmLcE31eWNbUMpz2Yq by Coatedinjoy@noauthority.social
       2024-09-25T02:20:53Z
       
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       @IceCubeSoup not as long as Norm MacDonald would lead someone on, it's my GMO joke.