Post AmEFHfDHL6qccWSPa4 by adamvs1@mastodon.world
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(DIR) Post #AmEEHftugOuinaqBM0 by aral@mastodon.ar.al
2024-09-21T12:49:05Z
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I tried the £299 full-body scan that checks health risks in minuteshttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/sep/20/i-tried-the-neko-body-scan-that-checks-health-risks-in-minutes“Neko is the brainchild of the Spotify co-founder Daniel Ek, who hopes to achieve the same for health that he did for music…”Say what now?#no #fuckNo #fuckRightOff
(DIR) Post #AmEEYdPTCJdrzogixM by kittylyst@mastodon.social
2024-09-21T12:52:14Z
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@aral I had to read the damn article 3 times, but sure enough, all the methodology and data is under wraps.Theranos vibes, much?
(DIR) Post #AmEEjWYh0j5nvtC7Xs by aral@mastodon.ar.al
2024-09-21T12:54:15Z
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@kittylyst At least most surveillance capitalists have the courtesy of scanning the shit out of you for free.
(DIR) Post #AmEEpDPh6YdoIChQ1o by Professor_Stevens@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-09-21T12:55:10Z
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@aral Gosh, this makes me think of someone else.Now, let's see. Trying to remember who that could be...
(DIR) Post #AmEEsHGjE8Md7PxwQq by 01micko@aus.social
2024-09-21T12:55:37Z
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@aral so AI health checks by subscription? I'd hate to see the ads, probably sponsored by Phillip Morris.
(DIR) Post #AmEFHfDHL6qccWSPa4 by adamvs1@mastodon.world
2024-09-21T13:00:16Z
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@kittylyst @aral And NSA, GCHQ, CSIS, etc be required to remind you, on demand, of any passwords that you have forgotten . /irony
(DIR) Post #AmEFv6ISZqlhucgZbk by fasterandworse@hci.social
2024-09-21T13:07:29Z
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@aral holy shit, it's potential-potential-as-a-service
(DIR) Post #AmEGB08dF4lrRffeBE by deivudesu@mastodon.social
2024-09-21T13:10:24Z
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@aral “I made bucketloads of money commodifying music and I was wondering if there were other similarly untapped markets”
(DIR) Post #AmEJ5EZwwI1AMCOF6G by gergolippai@mastodon.social
2024-09-21T13:42:58Z
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@aral sooo, burning a bunch of vc money while not paying doctors *and* somehow still not making profit in the process?
(DIR) Post #AmEJG2LEmGLraaexBg by fkamiah17@syzito.xyz
2024-09-21T13:44:56Z
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@aral There's a very good reason that you and @hannu_ikonen are two of my very favourites on here - you're the only ones who are as reliably scathing and cynical as me 😁
(DIR) Post #AmELCvEIxjCiZW3kRs by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
2024-09-21T14:06:44Z
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@aral to bring you 4000 meaningless diagnosis and leech money from health care budgets
(DIR) Post #AmEMzuwWuu9LpIfjCi by fifilamoura@eldritch.cafe
2024-09-21T14:26:48Z
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@aral This is generally considered a form of quackery by ethical medical practitioners for a variety of reasons.
(DIR) Post #AmENEtBVjjXCiUonOS by kimlockhartga@beige.party
2024-09-21T14:29:29Z
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@aral yeah. I can already see some danger signs with how this could be used.
(DIR) Post #AmEbGUVBsLcs6PgIqW by meljoann@topspicy.social
2024-09-21T17:06:23Z
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@aral trending illnesses, illness playlists, illnesses to suit every mood
(DIR) Post #AmEhyoR5irNyOQHV3o by seagarden@mastodon.social
2024-09-21T18:21:49Z
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@aral Wanna bet that they end up accidentally radiating the patients? 3.6 Röntgen, not terrible…
(DIR) Post #AmF0aNYRugnXCWmldI by dzwiedziu@mastodon.social
2024-09-21T21:50:24Z
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@aral My former doctors used to do same faster and cheaper by using their biases and outdated knowledge.
(DIR) Post #AmF2VEXWCfaHha1Zku by davidculley@sigmoid.social
2024-09-21T22:11:54Z
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@aral I can tell you your health risks in under 1 minute for much less than £299. In fact, I’ll tell you for free:Having so little money that all you can afford is heavily processed food. Not having the money to buy and eat fresh vegetables and fruits every week, is people’s biggest health risk.When people stuff their bodies with sugar and affordable junkfood, *that’s* their biggest health risk.Spotify should pay musicians well enough to make a living rather than birthing such brainchilds.