Post Am67ddKAgmimEdy0DA by alm@mastodon.online
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(DIR) Post #Am5UYOl1WacxOe2Vt2 by foone@digipres.club
2024-09-17T07:37:56Z
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They should remake Jurassic Park but the moment of foreshadowing in the presentation-ride is "we used AI to fill in the gaps in the DNA samples"
(DIR) Post #Am5VQBpFowbsvWfTzk by foone@digipres.club
2024-09-17T07:47:56Z
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@evamik oh god if the remake has retro-tech weirdness, I want to play Nedry.Because frankly the biggest inaccuracy of Jurassic Park is that Nedry isn't a trans girl with purple hair.Change nothing else! She's still fat, a slob, a jerk, and an embezzling thief who inadvertently gets people killed and the park destroyed, and dies for her hubris. But she's all those things while also a trans girl with purple hair!Movie is instantly 300% better, in my specific opinion.
(DIR) Post #Am5VfbamIt4LBTFQ9o by aran@localization.cafe
2024-09-17T07:51:00Z
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@foone "A-AI finds a way" (to f**k up everything)
(DIR) Post #Am5W3u3vHfDlPySxfc by neffo@mas.to
2024-09-17T07:55:42Z
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@foone "I’m sorry, but I cannot fulfill this request as it goes against OpenAI use policy"
(DIR) Post #Am5WAH8AQeJmhWUQcq by zaicurity@infosec.exchange
2024-09-17T07:56:11Z
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@foone how about “we spared no expense and bought CrowdStrike to secure all our computer systems”.
(DIR) Post #Am5WaFk6DFIHvOcSH2 by ozzelot@mstdn.social
2024-09-17T08:00:58Z
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@foone That sounds heavily Cronenberg
(DIR) Post #Am5X5n7m9KrMQxjT6G by bloognoo@retro.pizza
2024-09-17T08:03:27Z
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@foone Raptors with too many claws, sauropod with stumpy necks and bifurcating tails, monopod Trex, it would be better if they'd just tipped their coffee into the test tubes and given it a good shake
(DIR) Post #Am5XKcX3oU8fvVd8bI by bloognoo@retro.pizza
2024-09-17T08:05:25Z
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@foone @evamikAnd the servers brought back up by a furry in the basement?
(DIR) Post #Am5XUaG57dlJloRIw4 by foone@digipres.club
2024-09-17T08:06:29Z
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@bloognoo @evamik exactly!
(DIR) Post #Am5Xs6s628ULZvRFbs by datenwolf@chaos.social
2024-09-17T08:11:23Z
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@foone wait... I'll have to rewatch that part, but in my memory they actually did mention the use of AI there.
(DIR) Post #Am5ZKbjwxSvjNVmTPk by Best_parolanto@mastodon.top
2024-09-17T08:30:04Z
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@foone @evamik Ray Arnold : Please! God damn it! I hate this woke crap!
(DIR) Post #Am5ZQd09BKW51lEAwi by david_chisnall@infosec.exchange
2024-09-17T08:31:39Z
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@foone I was thinking they'd have to redo the CGI to insert random changes to dinosaurs, but on further consideration, this is a great retcon for why the velociraptors are much larger than they should be.
(DIR) Post #Am5ZtUq6bg4S6yIQoC by JackTLadd@mastodon.social
2024-09-17T08:38:24Z
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@foone jump cut to Kurt Russell with a flamethrower 😬
(DIR) Post #Am5kopWzLaTOKjKdsW by KatS@chaosfem.tw
2024-09-17T10:40:35Z
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@foone Seems more realistic to have a passing reference:"Wouldn't it have been easier to use AI to fill in those gaps?""We tried, but it never worked right. Got a few embryos, but none of them were viable."
(DIR) Post #Am5ynWJogxKjodRN8S by amiserabilist@beige.party
2024-09-17T13:15:26Z
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@foone t-runt
(DIR) Post #Am60Myg3LZAfrGJRdQ by hazelnot@sunbeam.city
2024-09-17T13:31:44Z
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@foone it's a Unix system! I know this!*proceeds to use a regular ass Linux distro or macOS computer*
(DIR) Post #Am631aTASJ5gYmmGUy by geekysteven@beige.party
2024-09-17T14:00:24Z
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@foone "velociraptors only have three fingers, they won't be able to open this door"
(DIR) Post #Am67ddKAgmimEdy0DA by alm@mastodon.online
2024-09-17T14:53:37Z
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@foone also the matrix but the machines are using humans to produce training slop for some advertising/engagement app that ate the world.
(DIR) Post #Am69xVZrOxNXuNuU4W by SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange
2024-09-17T15:22:06Z
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@foone that would probably watch like Shin Godzilla… or Chicken Run.
(DIR) Post #Am6sR1HR0Re4c8AqNk by anne_twain@theblower.au
2024-09-17T23:40:52Z
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@foone "And the animals have two heads, five legs and faces like pussycats."Morassic Park.
(DIR) Post #Am9OVqWO1K7ZXkQsvg by RL_Dane@fosstodon.org
2024-09-19T04:49:33Z
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@foone The T-Rex stops mid-pounce to sing, "Never Gonna Give You Up"