Post Am2EBrsusmHoKe5QBM by klaatu@noauthority.social
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(DIR) Post #Am1zYGU8bKDpgeiZge by eriner@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T15:08:02Z
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ANYBODY WHO MAKES AN APP FOR A REFRIGERATOR SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH.
(DIR) Post #Am1zdqhvM2pxTbpTDE by IceCubeSoup@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T15:09:02Z
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@eriner and that execution should be televised on all the flat screen panels on refrigerators
(DIR) Post #Am1zhiiF1Nh7q5p71k by Faelyn@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T15:09:44Z
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@eriner Here! Here!
(DIR) Post #Am22W6qvk6wj612ieW by eriner@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T15:41:15Z
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I DO NOT CARE IF IT CAN RUN DOOM. DEATH PENALTY!
(DIR) Post #Am22mCZ2H9ctRWLWJk by EvolLove@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T15:44:10Z
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@eriner I like how you think. We can be frens :pepe_happy:
(DIR) Post #Am22pdyEprLZJMm9fk by scottdhansen@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T15:44:47Z
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@eriner Will it shred? Get the blender out.
(DIR) Post #Am22udoMr3eEGWXeKG by EvolLove@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T15:45:41Z
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@eriner What are Ur feelings about the person who invented the thing with the things that makes everything in the kitchen beep?I say of with them heads. :pepe_happy:
(DIR) Post #Am23AEYWWQY4ZPZ9No by kurt@truthandfreedom.social
2024-09-15T15:48:29Z
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@eriner @Invictus All your steaks are belong to us.
(DIR) Post #Am23j31tMuHoxPu4lU by RandomDeamon@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T15:54:48Z
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@eriner Don’t panic. It will die inside of a year.
(DIR) Post #Am247wYWZgDG7S2QLo by RandomDeamon@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T15:59:18Z
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@eriner The only app interested in would reorder beer and have it re-stocked.
(DIR) Post #Am2B3zxaftx3CLpQfo by klaatu@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T17:17:01Z
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@eriner you know that framework laptop where it's all modular so if you want to upgrade it in the future you only have to replace certain chunks to avoid e-waste?We need the same thing with refrigerators now. A framework fridge where you can replace whatever modules need. Start with something basic that'll last 20 years.I still remember when folks got a new fridge & sold the old 1 cheap to newlyweds cause it still worked. Else it ran in the basement / garage for 10 years or the buyer's.
(DIR) Post #Am2CtlMGJHSIvIcDpY by radraccoon@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T17:37:35Z
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@eriner but how else will you control the temperature and tweet that you’re out of malk?
(DIR) Post #Am2DGWLgHSNl26CBJw by inscius@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T17:41:41Z
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@eriner According to Klaus: "Zat ist cool"
(DIR) Post #Am2EBrsusmHoKe5QBM by klaatu@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T17:52:03Z
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@eriner KITT engage turbo mode. Next the fridge will take a selfie every time you open the door and post it on your Instagram for you. Then you'll get arrested for opening the fridge door while naked one night.
(DIR) Post #Am2EqPbSwA6OUXFz0q by magicalthinking@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T17:59:23Z
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@klaatu @eriner There might be demand for a “roomate” app that tells you who drank your orange juice. That way you don’t have to draw a line on it anymore.
(DIR) Post #Am2O04ObXX4FCWvAky by d3n@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T19:41:58Z
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@eriner To activate a fridge please use our app.
(DIR) Post #Am2TTcCRR84ID78iY4 by thatlarryshow@noauthority.social
2024-09-15T20:43:20Z
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@eriner By fire.
(DIR) Post #Am4d3phM0wj8P7raU4 by flybig@noauthority.social
2024-09-16T21:40:09Z
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@eriner Our dishwasher has an app. Bah.