Post AlmEZjsPCS2Dups4LQ by raederle@masto.nu
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 (DIR) Post #AllqRTTht39jqAqRQ8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-09-07T20:10:28Z
       
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       I didn't really want to post this, but Pica insists?For Immediate Release: It has come to the attention of Pica's staff that many people find the ner'dowells commonly known as "birds" 'cute' and even 'harmless.' Pica has used her very sharp and pointy ears to uncover the true nature of the birds who loiter on her roof. Needless to say their evil plans are not for the feint of heart. Please send $38 & 2 cans of tuna to her P.O. box for an exclusive podcast on the secret plans of the birds.
       
 (DIR) Post #AllqngPkTHBAKeaDvU by alexisdyslexic@urbanists.social
       2024-09-07T20:14:28Z
       
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       @futurebird is it bad that I recognize Pica's name faster than my neighbor's kids?  I litterly have to write notes on the age and name of there kids under my contacts and I still get it wrong.
       
 (DIR) Post #Alm3hpE06Fa7K9cpZQ by Gobabu@mastodon.social
       2024-09-07T22:39:04Z
       
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       @futurebird (rantings about birds heard on Q-Mammal)They have POINTY BILLS and they're not afraid to use them ! They are spying at you from the sky!BIRDS! They are plotting to take over the world, submit everyone to the NEW PECKING ORDER! The LAW of the TALON!🐦 🦆 🐥
       
 (DIR) Post #Alm67LrY5dHvhFQJDE by Gobabu@mastodon.social
       2024-09-07T22:42:53Z
       
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       @futurebird (rantings about birds heard on Q-Mammal)They make you believe tall tales of reptilian lords but THEY ARE THE REAL DINOSAURS! DINOSAURS that feed on our lawyers and game wardens!MAMMALS! If it wasn't up to the Colonel Sanders and his mighty windmills you would be covered in FEATHERS and CLUCKING! CLUCK CLUCK OH LORD MY BIRD!🐦 🦆 🐥
       
 (DIR) Post #Alm67MfB76zGBAdwZM by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-09-07T23:06:08Z
       
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       @Gobabu Pica would like to speak with you about being a guest on her podcast.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlmEZjsPCS2Dups4LQ by raederle@masto.nu
       2024-09-08T00:40:55Z
       
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       @futurebird Pica should speak with Nox. She has words about the birds that sound a lot like Pica’s words. https://masto.nu/@raederle/112838682640449430
       
 (DIR) Post #AlmzIoEYRTcmLtf064 by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
       2024-09-08T09:24:28Z
       
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       @futurebird Birds aren't real.https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/abouthttps://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/