Post AlbY9JHlIqbcGCqb1E by futurebird@sauropods.win
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 (DIR) Post #AlXfeK52JuzgkVn4YC by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-09-01T00:03:35Z
       
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       Husband: "Did I tell you she tried to eat my burger when I was outside?"Naturally I asked Pica about this.Pica: "Raaraw."And she said she was innocent! Why would he tell such a terrible lie about an innocent cat?We may never understand this.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlXgYoARdy9CHPFqBE by danblondell@masto.nyc
       2024-09-01T00:13:46Z
       
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       @futurebird #FreePica
       
 (DIR) Post #AlXhF4hgYLUjjCxNjs by jmax@mastodon.social
       2024-09-01T00:21:25Z
       
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       @futurebird People do strange things when hamburgers are involved.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlXi5RCQ9wnSYWIlIu by Mazzo@chaos.social
       2024-09-01T00:30:53Z
       
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       @futurebird sounds like one of the titles of Picas new album Hungry Days; ..now we know her secret! haha 😄
       
 (DIR) Post #AlXmXEL9xiiIbCtgMS by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
       2024-09-01T01:20:42Z
       
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       @futurebird LOL.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlXx7nmGgSmiTLecfA by justafrog@mstdn.social
       2024-09-01T03:19:25Z
       
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       @futurebird Indeed.Cat is innocent of these crimes which cat committed.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlYHcV0oV8tqKhNAem by Gobabu@mastodon.social
       2024-09-01T07:08:55Z
       
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       @futurebird That's grounds for divorce.He clearly had a beef with Pica.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlYZx5x8fGPHrwclyi by dahukanna@mastodon.social
       2024-09-01T10:34:27Z
       
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       @futurebird He’s mistaken! She was conducting a health and safety inspection and needed a “sample” for testing - 😉
       
 (DIR) Post #AlZ6ZIHMTuoBdSLG3E by faassen@fosstodon.org
       2024-09-01T16:39:54Z
       
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       @futurebirdThat sounds definitive and I am sorry to say I am really worried about your husband gaslighting Pica
       
 (DIR) Post #AlbVs3L98PSjyX4dNY by xilebo@norden.social
       2024-09-02T20:32:50Z
       
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       @futurebirdI understand this.She was trying to eat *her* burger. But he thought, it was his. A simple misunderstanding.It can happen to anyone. But he should apologize and give her back her burger.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlbY9JHlIqbcGCqb1E by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-09-02T20:58:23Z
       
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       @xilebo Is she paying you in her crypto coin? Because I really wouldn't trust in that too much just saying.