Post AlONxgp6RJF7Bpmdii by Lizard_Person@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #AlONG9OAs70J2jQWX2 by KiKi88@nicecrew.digital
2024-08-27T12:22:56.847081Z
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You will no longer shit on company time :pepe_depressed_dance:
(DIR) Post #AlONHzv5373wFnhPeK by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2024-08-27T12:25:32.792077Z
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ADA lawsuit inbound.
(DIR) Post #AlONK3jpp47efzQEtM by whoisteinn@nicecrew.digital
2024-08-27T12:24:39.293888Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
I will shit at my desk and throw the poo at the wall
(DIR) Post #AlONL2MCRYSggLpj1M by Sergio4ever@nicecrew.digital
2024-08-27T12:25:07.947652Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Looks like shitting on the walls it is
(DIR) Post #AlONNJPG1dgg8fLerY by jill@nicecrew.digital
2024-08-27T12:26:25.883796Z
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...niiiiiiice...I likie...sue the jew... :cat_dump:
(DIR) Post #AlONQWMeIwqLCCesvQ by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2024-08-27T12:27:06.073707Z
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I take a lot of shits. I'm sure we could make it a medical condition. 😏
(DIR) Post #AlONQtIB3jvsIzk8eG by realman543@annihilation.social
2024-08-27T12:27:09.984078Z
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@KiKi88 There's a spot at the top where it's normal so if people don't literally sit on the floor they will sit on the top of the toilet.This is to punish people who got Taco Bell.
(DIR) Post #AlONZmjAprvCYHbyj2 by jill@nicecrew.digital
2024-08-27T12:28:32.584382Z
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....a true White Supremist consistently poopin in the toidy... 🤍 :salute2:
(DIR) Post #AlONbY8657cjr96vCq by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2024-08-27T12:29:05.532908Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
I gotta get the brown out of me. 😭
(DIR) Post #AlONbnLPVuBb2mSGXY by dick@annihilation.social
2024-08-27T12:29:08.774440Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@realman543 @KiKi88 it only works on white collar niggas cus they the only ones with legs this weak
(DIR) Post #AlONnhgWNhZyxy0XuC by Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
2024-08-27T12:31:17Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@KiKi88 Solution: I shit reverse cowgirl.
(DIR) Post #AlONxgp6RJF7Bpmdii by Lizard_Person@poa.st
2024-08-27T12:33:06.095965Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@KiKi88 guess i'll shit on the floor then 🤷
(DIR) Post #AlOO1jUCTsf8bgvzUG by fal1026@poa.st
2024-08-27T12:33:49.941030Z
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@KiKi88 Send them all the pajeets in the country.
(DIR) Post #AlOO4i6s3QvPCuRTJA by realman543@annihilation.social
2024-08-27T12:34:21.998204Z
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@dick @KiKi88jpg.jpeg
(DIR) Post #AlOOCIAgNREv4pq9VA by KiKi88@nicecrew.digital
2024-08-27T12:34:30.707037Z
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The poor janitors will have their hands full and they'll have no choice but to bring back real toilets :blobcatfluffpout:
(DIR) Post #AlOODKQrSMD0NXtybY by KiKi88@nicecrew.digital
2024-08-27T12:35:11.628433Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
Why? They don't even use toilets :hk_smh:
(DIR) Post #AlOOFFQd1zjLRHhyGO by fal1026@poa.st
2024-08-27T12:36:16.474418Z
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@KiKi88 Exactly.
(DIR) Post #AlOOLW6BxpWIsY8duq by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2024-08-27T12:37:23.578244Z
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I'm just going to invent a reversed angle o-ring that you can put on the shitter to make it level.
(DIR) Post #AlOOOh6hUZyrtAtKYi by Subject24@poa.st
2024-08-27T12:37:58.881607Z
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@KiKi88 If this becomes commonplace I'm becoming a terrorist
(DIR) Post #AlOOSwgxUSFnNmsV5U by Red_Hat@nicecrew.digital
2024-08-27T12:38:38.026518Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
Make a 13 degree foam wedge to sit on.
(DIR) Post #AlOPhj9wBbk7i52r6u by Meachamus_Prime@noauthority.social
2024-08-27T12:52:37Z
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@realman543 @dick @KiKi88 Soon to be renamed "toilet squats."
(DIR) Post #AlOPoL9lpHDxII7Vlw by realman543@annihilation.social
2024-08-27T12:53:49.083249Z
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@Meachamus_Prime @dick @KiKi88 I wonder if people are going to have to subtract the losses from the gains.
(DIR) Post #AlOQEHnkvGecPxC9LM by apropos
2024-08-27T12:58:31.004542Z
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@KiKi88 hovering is immune to this and strengthens your legs.
(DIR) Post #AlOQMKdOH3rNWJBPxw by HiroProtagonist@noauthority.social
2024-08-27T12:59:57Z
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@KiKi88 Take a dump in the boss's office speed run
(DIR) Post #AlOT1Fb86WZFgHlUWm by picandor@gameliberty.club
2024-08-27T12:36:16Z
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@KiKi88 "Make shitting less comfortable for profit" - Schlomo Shekelstein Esq., co-authored by Ngumbé Mglughuthu.
(DIR) Post #AlOU1eRfp0tahM64RM by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2024-08-27T13:41:02.852860Z
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@whoisteinn @KiKi88 If your company has any jeets it's probably de facto office culture at that point anyway.
(DIR) Post #AlOUFlao2r6uv46Dei by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2024-08-27T13:43:35.934796Z
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@KiKi88 This is the perfect symbol for everything I hate about modern "civilization".
(DIR) Post #AlOZWKZoF7j5pALoae by ent@noauthority.social
2024-08-27T14:42:36Z
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@KiKi88I bet Amazon helped fund development on that @Economic_Hitman
(DIR) Post #AlOeD91tRxIkHS9pYW by AngryWraith@poa.st
2024-08-27T15:35:10.486721Z
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@KiKi88 What if they replaced the cafeteria staff with pajeets?
(DIR) Post #AlOjpfTJmIKlfpAqFE by sneeden@iddqd.social
2024-08-27T16:38:05.677974Z
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@KiKi88 this is old, did someone ever actually implement this toilet?
(DIR) Post #AlOkk9kmNX81o6HEf2 by KiKi88@nicecrew.digital
2024-08-27T16:39:23.211163Z
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(DIR) Post #AlTpKeoVkJXAAdTyz2 by gentoobro@shitpost.cloud
2024-08-30T03:33:20.113252Z
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Now imagine if you get food poisoning from the cafeteria and need to shit for half an hour legitimately....