Post AlIb2ePIz08nbGeYnw by unixorn@hachyderm.io
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(DIR) Post #AlHF5Fyprk4YYo9Lpw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-24T01:50:33Z
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Job OpportunityPica PAC is the premiere lobbying group for kibbles, pets, wet food and outside time in the country serving one of the most important cats in glamours NYC. We are seeking a new head of media operations, a social media consultant, and several physically strong people ideally with military experience to help with our new "enforcement" operations. Take our online loyalty quiz and find out if serving Pica is right for you!Excellent compensation in exposure (to Pica herself!)
(DIR) Post #AlHFERpfAZQ3vQF4fw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-24T01:52:13Z
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I think my account has been compromised again. But ... since the new "enforcement" people showed up IDK if I want to find out what happens if I edit this.
(DIR) Post #AlHFIiR1NqAOZjkdYe by martin_piper@mastodon.social
2024-08-24T01:52:56Z
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@futurebird my cat says please tell me more.
(DIR) Post #AlHFLvw5dwGFJiol72 by drakenblackknight@mastodon.online
2024-08-24T01:53:19Z
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@futurebird This is why my account is secured behind FIDO2 and TOTP. And my Linux box. My cats don't know what a security key is.
(DIR) Post #AlHL5AL5RGX0n1thlw by log@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-08-24T02:57:45Z
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@futurebird We'd like to discuss the sunbeams situation. We're going to need one that crosses the floor at night, in addition to the daytime one.
(DIR) Post #AlHM33qghN0c2GEs1Q by martin_piper@mastodon.social
2024-08-24T03:01:08Z
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@futurebird Bellini would like me to remind everyone that I am her human, and that she's not my cat per se.
(DIR) Post #AlHM34Pmat57n6etiy by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-24T03:08:35Z
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@martin_piper Good catch... if she's anything like Pica you dodged some legal action.
(DIR) Post #AlIaMxFKY7CTrl6arw by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
2024-08-24T17:23:43Z
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@futurebird Enforcement people or tigers?
(DIR) Post #AlIb2ePIz08nbGeYnw by unixorn@hachyderm.io
2024-08-24T17:31:15Z
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@futurebird my cats usually give us some warning before they file a grievance with the Mousers’ Union. What options did the enforcers give you, or has Pica’s local already voted to go on strike?
(DIR) Post #AlIijuAsw2SydJTrRw by unixorn@hachyderm.io
2024-08-24T18:23:21Z
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@futurebird Our cats have informed me that in correspondence, correct usage is to be referred to first as _The International Clowder of Mousers, Ship Cats and Primate Supervisors_Mousers' Union/ICMSPS is only acceptable after first using the Clowder's full name.
(DIR) Post #AlIn62Lxbih6BbTBuy by unixorn@hachyderm.io
2024-08-24T19:44:59Z
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@futurebird Principal Primate Supervisor Fiona (the orange one) is on one of her mandated breaks as negotiated by the International Clowder of Mousers, Ship Cats and Primate Supervisors.#caturday @cats @caturday Principal Predation Specialist Clooney (steel grey marmalade) is shop steward of their local and is checking all the fire extinguishers to make sure they don't need replacement yet.