Post AlGeIcblLnnyCSrqGu by migurski@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AlERyQX0xCzBBgKYRE by kadei@furry.engineer
       2024-08-22T15:09:35Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #AlESWGpfWOVCx5C4n2 by SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo
       2024-08-22T17:36:58.375Z
       
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       @kadei@furry.engineer At my old job I had the amazing experience of getting to use Confluence. Worst corpo saass shitware I've ever seen.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlESrDAoJwf9gX4Hx2 by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
       2024-08-22T17:40:43.035992Z
       
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       @kadei while true; do mkdir --rate ☹; sleep 1; done
       
 (DIR) Post #AlEzyh5EoL90xpdZ9k by dpflug@hachyderm.io
       2024-08-22T23:44:18Z
       
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       @lanodan @kadei `mkdir () { mkdir $1 && mkdir --rate ☺ || mkdir --rate ☹`
       
 (DIR) Post #AlFyNfR24UcmLBZVtw by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
       2024-08-23T11:08:37.384147Z
       
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       @lanodan @kadei Too slow;#include <stdlib.h>int main(){while (1){system("mkdir --rate ☹");}}
       
 (DIR) Post #AlFySZue1ywWf3lSGO by kirby@lab.nyanide.com
       2024-08-23T11:09:40.528783Z
       
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       @Suiseiseki @kadei @lanodan omit the type in main to get the compiler warning and it's perfect
       
 (DIR) Post #AlFzhf94xR5TBkGxkm by kadei@furry.engineer
       2024-08-23T11:13:31Z
       
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       @Suiseiseki @lanodan I think that'd be slower (other than omitting the sleep) since each system() spawns a fresh shell process
       
 (DIR) Post #AlFzhg1fgSkvv3oYqW by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
       2024-08-23T11:23:25.242871Z
       
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       @kadei It's hardly slower when you can't even kill it with C-c and have to find the pid and `kill -9`.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlGAA3HBpfiBg9F4YS by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
       2024-08-23T13:20:34.726863Z
       
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       @kadei @Suiseiseki Yeah, posix_spawn would make more sense, but shells are typically fast enough if all you want to do is execute a ton of commands. After all it can DoS the whole system with a simple forkbomb.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlGEr7ina2Phjaww08 by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
       2024-08-23T14:13:14.149916Z
       
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       @kadei @Suiseiseki $ clang -O2 -Wall -Wextra -o 1000 1000.c -static$ dumbbench --float -s ./1000 | tail -n 31000cmd: Ran 20 iterations (0 outliers).cmd: Rounded run time per iteration (seconds): 0.614800 +/- 0.002500 (0.4%)$ dumbbench --float -s dash ./1000.sh | tail -n 31000cmd: Ran 20 iterations (0 outliers).cmd: Rounded run time per iteration (seconds): 0.757000 +/- 0.021000 (2.8%)So even with the cost of launching a shell it's still reasonably fast.1000.c1000.sh
       
 (DIR) Post #AlGatubizbNGvENLTU by catto@maidsin.space
       2024-08-23T18:20:20.365455Z
       
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       @kadei the Google Play Store will open in fullscreen prompting you to rate 5 stars :BlobCat_Googly_UD:
       
 (DIR) Post #AlGcO2jLSLRMkxs5NQ by jesu@pl.kotobank.ch
       2024-08-23T18:40:52.679455Z
       
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       @kadei :apensive:
       
 (DIR) Post #AlGcPgynIQP9sPsrcO by tyler@nicecrew.digital
       2024-08-23T18:34:52.065112Z
       
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       This is hilarious, fuck you faggot
       
 (DIR) Post #AlGeIcblLnnyCSrqGu by migurski@mastodon.social
       2024-08-22T21:32:45Z
       
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       @kadei how likely are you to recommend `ls` to a friend? ( ) 1 ( ) 2 ( ) 3 ( ) 4 ( ) 5 ( ) 6 ( ) 7 ( ) 8 ( ) 9 ( ) 10
       
 (DIR) Post #AlI7ZJm1inPSXOwSQq by sun@shitposter.world
       2024-08-24T12:01:08.699952Z
       
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       @kadei plan9 style