Post AlAcfsvZTYQKcML1fM by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #Al9z9Xwo2zc04PVMAa by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-20T13:49:04Z
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You know who else likes Doritos? That's right.She is pill bug pilled this proves it. (I think this post means I can never again make fun of swifties for looking for clues in everything. still worth it.)
(DIR) Post #Al9ziGp7hnk163T7bc by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-20T13:55:19Z
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If you are confused (take pride in that, you are pure, stay pure) basically Harris said in 2016 she was depressed on election night & binge ate a bag of Doritos. Right wing news hosts have been bringing this up because it's a very woman thing like crying and eating ice cream. Presidents are supposed to be men who do not know they have feelings & never make a connection between emotions & actions. Harris has made of point of buying a bag of Doritos at campaign stops.
(DIR) Post #Al9ztvYoaRI2cqOo40 by niceglutes@chaosfem.tw
2024-08-20T13:57:24Z
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@futurebird Presidents are supposed to be manly men that don't have feelings, but they're also supposed to be mad about everything and cancel things they don't like. Seems very emotionally driven.
(DIR) Post #Al9zxeiNA3BvXNeCX2 by mattmcirvin@mathstodon.xyz
2024-08-20T13:58:04Z
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@futurebird "If you are confused (take pride in that, you are pure, stay pure)"damn it, I understood every bit of this.
(DIR) Post #AlA05yeIvgXFgBiEpU by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-20T13:59:36Z
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@niceglutes Isn't it odd how that doesn't count as "being emotional" ?
(DIR) Post #AlA0pW7JLM7CVdzlTM by peterdrake@mstdn.social
2024-08-20T14:07:49Z
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@futurebird This means that her policies will be consistent, because pill bugs may not wheel.(Majestic12ally obscure in-joke for the @mj12games crowd.)#starmada
(DIR) Post #AlA13CuZXtO0zzZ4zI by michael_w_busch@mastodon.online
2024-08-20T14:10:18Z
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@futurebird Richard Nixon repeatedly reacted to stressors by drinking himself into unconsciousness.Eating a bag of chips is a much better coping strategy.
(DIR) Post #AlA1cYMfm6iZfcYxTU by niceglutes@chaosfem.tw
2024-08-20T14:16:41Z
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@futurebird I’m so ready for their type of thinking to die off. It gets tiring with how contradictory it is
(DIR) Post #AlA1pkaRe1m9LDIVVY by SharonCrockett@toot.community
2024-08-20T14:19:03Z
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@futurebird https://toot.community/@SharonCrockett/112992133860782406
(DIR) Post #AlA8j1RBINr1FphfRQ by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2024-08-20T15:36:15Z
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@futurebird Mice evolving armor? Pica, my girl, you're a killer!
(DIR) Post #AlAAU4YjbeAEV8EfNQ by kmmich@mas.to
2024-08-20T15:55:57Z
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@futurebird ooh, I looove pill bugs! These are huge though. Huge, or you have tiny Dorito bags there?
(DIR) Post #AlAAquf4ZWb2Sq5iqW by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-20T16:00:07Z
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@kmmich Those are deep sea isopods a distant relative of pill bugs that live deep in the ocean.
(DIR) Post #AlAMIyTZ5BgJtlI9yK by sashin@veganism.social
2024-08-20T18:08:28Z
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@futurebird Is that a real picture? Are there really big pill bugs?
(DIR) Post #AlAMTWqCAYNZNKuT2m by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-20T18:10:23Z
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@sashin The origin of this image is kind of a mystery to me, but there are such animals, they live deep deep in the ocean. They could survive above water for a bit too, though I think this might be at a fish shop or something?Really I ought to look into it... it's just a strange old meme and I never thought to ask where it came from.
(DIR) Post #AlAMzIUh2tie980728 by jmax@mastodon.social
2024-08-20T18:16:01Z
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@futurebird @sashin In the deep sea, Doritos are a prized luxury. All the critters higher in the water eat them, and very few make it to the deep.
(DIR) Post #AlANgFcDcl2xfd0Dyq by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2024-08-20T18:23:51Z
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@futurebird Eventually, in combination with a bunch of morbid interest on my part, my RevEye reverse image search turned up an explanation from the person who took that photo. Apparently the isopods were deceased when they were arranged for that photo, but I am sure they would support Harris regardless.https://meowllorydesigns.tumblr.com/post/735816515271753728/the-origin-of-this-image-so-in-my-etsy-i-sell-a
(DIR) Post #AlAOwX3If7HEKxzsSO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-20T18:38:01Z
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@LexYeen @sashin I thought they were a delicacy?Which made me feel sad and protective.
(DIR) Post #AlAcUXTEub3CsufyPA by seawall@mastodon.nz
2024-08-20T21:09:46Z
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@futurebird man, Maya Rudolph is getting so much fresh material for her SNL comeback...
(DIR) Post #AlAcfsvZTYQKcML1fM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-20T21:11:51Z
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@michaelgemar That's just because I like bugs.