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(DIR) Post #AkukWgngswVHVJQ4B6 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-13T05:24:30Z
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“We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of ...” -Trump
(DIR) Post #Akukq6rCEQhfoqJrnc by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-13T05:28:00Z
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Not a real transcript it's from The Simpsons. (Full Transparency)
(DIR) Post #AkukvjsKadysHQXCWO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-13T05:29:02Z
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Like I need to say this because with how things are going... heck maybe he did say that...
(DIR) Post #AkulMp1FZbkQ3IcX1k by RufusJCooter@mstdn.social
2024-08-13T05:33:54Z
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@futurebird ... a bumblebee on them, so we called them bees. 'Gimme five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so I had decided to take the ferry to Morganville, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. One of the big yellow ones, not one of the small white ones, we couldn't get those, because of the war."
(DIR) Post #AkulQypT2fcbdT5lTs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-13T05:34:34Z
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@RufusJCooter 🤣
(DIR) Post #AkulW17JxlHuBBqQcq by wendigo@metalhead.club
2024-08-13T05:35:33Z
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@futurebird The absurd is almost always tragic. Like you, I can easily see Trump saying something like that and people eating it up...
(DIR) Post #AkuldzfREk6Y03beO8 by RufusJCooter@mstdn.social
2024-08-13T05:37:00Z
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@futurebird Have I ever told you the story about how the Kaiser stole our word for "20"? I chased him for diggety-two miles, but couldn't get it back...
(DIR) Post #AkulvjJql2R8VdxwSO by inquiline@union.place
2024-08-13T05:40:11Z
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@futurebird "Give me five bees for a nickel. Also, give me five Nazis for a Nazi"
(DIR) Post #Akum5yHfyP0HompfjE by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-13T05:42:05Z
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@inquiline "... they're coming from jahils from prishions..."I don't know why he sounded like a racist donald duck
(DIR) Post #AkumFRZiRJDdGimrqK by inquiline@union.place
2024-08-13T05:43:47Z
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@futurebird I believe I saw someone here post that his speech sounded very "wet" and let me tell you, I wasn't going to try to listen before I heard that, and I sure wasn't going to afterwardsI wonder if he's now wishing he'd picked Racist Donald Duck for his running mate...
(DIR) Post #AkumzOEHD9taDFfTSy by RufusJCooter@mstdn.social
2024-08-13T05:52:05Z
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@futurebird [Me & my fellow childless GenX friends have taken to trolling our friends' kids with the phrase, "which was the style at the time". It's a lot like the game from How I Met Your Mother, called, "Drunk, or Kid", where the gang had to guess whether the stupid thing Marshall did, he did when he was drunk, or a kid. Only, it's for a whole generation!]
(DIR) Post #AkvPySUPmZo1LflO7s by toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se
2024-08-13T13:08:50Z
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@futurebird You had me. No joke.